Confucious was very wise for his time.
But I think a few updates are in order...
"Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot".
"Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone".
"Man who scratch ass, should NOT bite fingernails".
"Baseball is wrong: Man with 4 balls cannot walk".
"Crowded elevator, smell different to midget".
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55, please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, then BOOK!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast, please have a Great Week-End!!