Tuesday Toss-Up.....

Poor Tiger Woods!
As he was getting ready to putt yesterday at a golf
tournement, some Ass-Hole yelled his name and tossed
a Hot Dog onto the green. The man was just a publicity
seeker and meant no harm, but he was quickly arrested
and later charged with Disorderly Conduct.
This is just one more weird item that Woods has had to
dodge over the years. Here is a partial list of the Madness
that has been thrown his way...
Numerous poorly chucked fruits and vegetables.
A German Potato Masher
A Black Bear cub
Scottish Kittens
A Caber
A pair of Britanny Spears spoiled panties
Used condoms
A Vera Wang peep-toed pump (Size 8, the Left one)
Car keys to a Ford Edsel
A full bottle of Dad's Old Fashioned Root Beer
A free ticket to a Joe Peschi Film Festival!!
The list goes on...
The price you pay for Fame and Fortune!
I'm glad that I'm a poor NOBODY....:-)

Musical Monday.....

I'm getting in the spirit (Pun Intended).
No one ever sits through the You-Tube, so pretend
this is a poem written by Alice Cooper...Enjoy!


One thing, I miss, is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss.
We met, last night, making love by the refridgerator light;
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
One Thing
No Lie
Ethyls frigid as an Eskimo Pie
She's Cool
In Bed
Well she oughtta be, cuz Ethyls Dead!
One Thing
It's True
Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And Everything is....My Way
Ethyl don't have much to say
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
If I live...To 97
You'll still be waiting in Refridgerator Heaven
Cuz your Cool...On Ice
Cold Ethyl Your My Paradise.



I'm back...Safe and Sound!
I've seen the stage production TWICE of...
Welcome To My Nightmare!!
It's KICK-ASS!!!!
See Y'all Tomorrow....G

Sunday 160.....

Pssst Galen...
I quickly turned around,
only to see the heavy blackness of the unlit alley!
I smiled, and began my speel;
Ladies and Gentlemen, This Ghost Tour...


Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction
in 160 characters? Yes? Then post it on your
blog, and go tell Monkey Man...Here!
I'm headed home from a Wonderful Hiatus.
See You Tonight.....G

Friday Flash 55.....

London England, Circa 1861...
A lonely man sits in a pub, staring at his ale.

"Tom...Whats wrong?

'Whats wrong? I'll tell you...
I've put my whole life into my business. My product
will revolutionize plumbing. But will I ever be rich?
What will be my legacy? Who will remember the name of...
Thomas Crapper?'



If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then Book
So from the Crappiest Host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Now Remember, I'm on Vacation, But I MAY be around some.
Be supportive of other 55ers. Visit a few, be gracious.
If you want to be read, Go Read Some and COMMENT!!!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

Hats off to ESPN for dropping the opening
song from Monday Night Football.
For those of you that don't give a Rat's Ass,
Hank Williams Jr. during a recent interview on that
"bastion of truth" network FOX, compared our President
Barry O'Bama to Adolf Hitler!!
That Bocephus Mother Fucker needs to keep his Redneck
Pie-Hole Shut!
ESPN has used Hank Jr.'s Song 'Are You Ready For Some
Football' as it's intro for FIFTY-FIVE straight Monday
Night games now, but they pulled the plug after that right
wing rant. Besides, I don't think O'Bama hates Jews. Before
he met Michelle, he used to bang Whoopi Goldberg!! Isn't she
a Sephardic Jew? Anyway, just because one might look like
Der Fueher, doesn't mean you're a'One-Nut,Paper-Hangin Megalamaniac'!
Yes folks, I'm in Virginia now, see you Thursday 8:00 PM for
The Friday Funfest...Auf Wiedersehen!!!

Haiku Wednesday.....

Some words of advice
Please don't wear Polyester
When lighting a Fart!!


Do you Haiku? Is it Wednesday? Yes?
Post one on your blog, then go visit Jenn over at,
Sensational Haiku Wednesday....Here.
This weeks theme is...FLARE!

Autumnal Bliss.....

Hi Everybody...
I hope you had a Kick Ass Week-End
I Sure DID!!!
The Wolverines Won..The Lions Won!!
Reese and I went to a local orchard and got some
delicious Apple Cider, and Do-Nuts Hot out of
the grease! (Nothings better BTW)
Wednesday I'm taking a Long Week-End and I'm
going to The Great Commonwealth of Virginia until
Sunday. Autumn is starting to bust out all over!!
Have a Kick Ass Week ....