Monday, October 10, 2011
Poor Tiger Woods!
As he was getting ready to putt yesterday at a golf
tournement, some Ass-Hole yelled his name and tossed
a Hot Dog onto the green. The man was just a publicity
seeker and meant no harm, but he was quickly arrested
and later charged with Disorderly Conduct.
This is just one more weird item that Woods has had to
dodge over the years. Here is a partial list of the Madness
that has been thrown his way...
Numerous poorly chucked fruits and vegetables.
A German Potato Masher
A Black Bear cub
A pair of Britanny Spears spoiled panties
A Vera Wang peep-toed pump (Size 8, the Left one)
Car keys to a Ford Edsel
A full bottle of Dad's Old Fashioned Root Beer
A free ticket to a Joe Peschi Film Festival!!
The list goes on...
The price you pay for Fame and Fortune!
I'm glad that I'm a poor NOBODY....:-)