Thursday, June 30, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....




March 23, 1775 Richmond Virginia.
The House of Burgesses deciding on mobilization
against the British.
Patrick Henry Speaks....
"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased
at the price of chains and slavery? I know NOT what
course others may take, but as for me......
Give me Liberty, or give me Death"!!!!



This weekend, in ALL the Democratic countries on this
Earth, breathe deep the sweet air of FREEDOM!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most Patriotic host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass 4th of July Week-End!!!

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Thursday Portrait.....






Hi everybody....
I had the honor Saturday of selling a vehicle
to Sasquatch!! He is NOT a sub species at all,
but a highly intelligent and very brilliant poet
of World Reknown that goes by the name of...
The Walking Man!!!
I actually sold the 08 Saturn Vue to his son Joe,
seen smiling and very happy in his S.U.V. above.
Mark (TWM) was so pleased with the Deal that I gave
him, that he rewarded me with a set of his Masterful
Works. He sold the set of 3 books to me for the sale
price of......Fifty-Five Dollars!!!! Thats .55 Cents
off of the regular price!!
One great deal deserves another eh?
Now don't forget Thursdays 8:00 PM EST...
...(What about Thursday?) Oh Yeah, Friday Flash Fiction 55!
See Ya!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

One Shot Wednesday.....





Shhhhh......Lord Limerick Speaks!

Kate welcomes her pinches and clinches
You can see she is one Happy Princess
The cause of her bliss
Simply cums down to this...
HER 'Ruler' is more than 12 Inches!!



And your Bonus 'Classic' of the week...


There once was a girl from Vancouver
Who sucked like an industral Hoover
She did her job well
But it was Blow Job Hell...
Because once finished, you couldn't remove her!


Is it Wednesday?
Do you have any poetry or prose laying around?
In any form? Yes? Then post it on your Blog, and go
visit.....Here!

Monday, June 27, 2011

Tired.....



Hi Everybody...
Both of the Haynes Boys..Galen and Reese.
Put in 12 hour days today at Vic Canever Chevrolet!
We are both Dog Tired.
I noticed that gas was 3.35 a gal at Kroger tonight
so I used My Kroger card and got an additional
.20 cents off....3.15 a gallon!!!!!
Business has been off the chart lately, and I even
sold a car to a fellow blogger today.
Tune in Wednesday night for Thursday Portrait to see great
pics of this BlockBuster event!!!
Tired.....Peace!

Sunday, June 26, 2011

G-Mans New/Old Ride.....






Remember my 95 Buick Century with 160,000 miles
on it? The windows didn't roll down, and the shocks
were shot. When it rained or snowed I had to hang
something over the window to keep the elements out.

Out with the Old...In with the New!

One of the perks of working at a car lot is that you
see some amazing trade-ins, and if Mgmt. is kind they
give employees first shot and a great deal!
A 65 year old lady was the only owner if this 2002
Chevy Cavalier LS Sport. It just turned 100,000 miles,
and it's an Automatic, Anti-Lock brakes, Machined
Aluminum wheels, spoiler, Cassette and CD BOTH! The air
blows very cold, and the tires are good!
My price? 3000.00 Bucks plus Tax!! I got 300 for
the Buick, and I already drove it to Ohio yesterday
for my yearly Fireworks run!!
I'm having a Kick Ass Month, and I'll be taking some time
off after the 4th....Life is Good!

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Sunday 160....




Someone once asked me when do you know
that a relationship is over. I said my
greatest fear is when they see your number
and refuse to answer!


Not that this is EVER happened to me of course.
Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction
in exactly 160 characters? Yes?
Then go visit The Monkey Man....Here!

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Friday Flash 55....







SONOFABITCH!!!!
He hated getting caught on the course during
a thunder storm.
(Crack......BOOM)
Lightening Bullseyed the umbrella!
He woke up with rain in his face, and a smoldering
hat. A Teutonic man that smelled of pork was
shaking him.
(He saw the Swastikas, but what he didn't know was...
This was Parallel Earth!!)


If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most parallel host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!