Tuesday, June 28, 2011

One Shot Wednesday.....





Shhhhh......Lord Limerick Speaks!

Kate welcomes her pinches and clinches
You can see she is one Happy Princess
The cause of her bliss
Simply cums down to this...
HER 'Ruler' is more than 12 Inches!!



And your Bonus 'Classic' of the week...


There once was a girl from Vancouver
Who sucked like an industral Hoover
She did her job well
But it was Blow Job Hell...
Because once finished, you couldn't remove her!


Is it Wednesday?
Do you have any poetry or prose laying around?
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23 comments:

Anthony Desmond said...

whoa, really? I bet she's just glowing with happiness. hahaha

hedgewitch said...

Man, I bet you are a *royal* pain in the butt after thinking up a limerick that good.

I bet it sounds even bigger converted to the metric system.

Brian Miller said...

sounds a little inflated to me...haha.and breaking that suction seal can leave marks...

LauraX said...

ummm...Yikes! and Ouch too!

Pat Hatt said...

hahaha

Royalty may begin to frown
As they continue from town to town
For you have made fun
Which was so well done
That they may want to stab you with their crown

Heaven said...

Ha..ha... thanks for lightening up my day.

Hey, I love that Royal Couple ~

Mama Zen said...

That's hilarious!

Chris said...

Oh my...haha, absolutely splendid G-man. A naughty bit of fun.

moondustwriter said...

Hmm she must be a happy princess

Thank you G man for your support of one stop - we are where we are because of supporters like you

Me said...

12 inches, huh? Well, Enquiring Minds Want To Know... :)

brenda w said...

Oh my, the secrets of William, unleashed...

lime said...

one shot wednesday indeed....there's a double shot. got a towel?

Leo said...

LOL :D Lord of Limericks you are indeed, G-Man..!

Serena said...

Hmmm. So THAT'S what it is about princesses. All righty, then.:-)

PattiKen said...

Hey, G, they are British! That "12" is probably in centimeters. It's no big thing. ;-)

Mona said...

Of course he is, he is six feet plus!

( My mind is not in the gutter...OM...)

Akelamalu said...

Ah but I bet he doesn't use it as a rule. ;)

the walking man said...

I knew there was a real reason we should have converted to the metric system forty years ago. Oh the bliss that could have been!!

MorningAJ said...

I'm shocked! I think you can possibly be beheaded for that poem. ;-)

C Rose said...

Just fantastic!

Evelyn said...

ahhhh the first one is tres mucho funny

kkrige said...

Can't blame her for that smile then, can you!

If I don't get back these ways again soon, it isn't cus I don't love you, but I am heading out to celebrate a long weekend EARLY! Happy dance

libraryscene said...

Wowzer...you like topped the meter of clever on this one..ruler! dang, that was fabulous! Second one was brilliant, too, but I think guys get a better kick out of that one, ha!