Dr. Evil 160.....

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He was a relentlessly self improving Boulangerie owner

from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant

for Micro-Fiction. He invented the question mark..?

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Can you post a story with only 160 characters..?

Yes? Then post it on your blog, and go tell Monkey Man,,,

Here!!

Friday Flash 55.....

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POP QUIZ...!!!!

College English 102, circa 1969.

The topic was Semantics....

1st. Question: Explain the difference between Kinky and Perverted.

(Thinking a moment, he jots down.....)

Kinky, is tickling your girlfriend's ass with a feather.

Perverted, is using the whole chicken!

(Mr. Haynes eventually passed the class...The SECOND time around!)

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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash Fiction 55

Please come tell The G-Man

I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!

So from the most perinkyest host from coast to coast...

Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

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Just 15 miles South of where I live, they have been golfing

WITH carts for 5 days now. We still have snow on the ground!

The Wisteria vine is trying to hug me, My beautiful Birch Tree

is waving at me, and the Daffodils are finally poking out a bit and seem

to be writing something in the snow....

What does this mean?

See Ya Friday!

Retro-Wednesday.....

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One of my customers harvested 4 deer this past year.

He said that his freezer was bulging, so he brought me

some venison/cheese brats that he had made up.

He told me that they tasted great Grilled, or in an Iron

Skillet only! Of course I have a well seasoned one that is

over 55 years old!!

For some reason, sauteed onions cooked with venison

has a particular flavor, sweet and wonderfully aromatic!!

These brats brought back great memories of my childhood,

when my Grandma would flash fry some backstraps with

fried onions...Most likely in this same Iron Skillet!

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Rather than blither on about crap you don't care about...

I'm all ears tonight....Ask me something...ANYTHING!!!

(Nothing about Puke OK?)

A Loch Neese Monster............

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The Scottish people are well known for being ch...er

FRUGAL! My Great-Grand Fathers last name was McGlashan.

One of the family stories that was passed down thru oral history,

was that of a 4th of July gathering at Cousin Ross McGlashan's

farm around the 1910's. As the men were sitting around after

dinner drinking and getting 'Festive', Cousin Ross said to the

newly-wedded and notoriously frugal Cousin Maxwell...

"Hey Max, if you shovel and haul away the manure from my

horse barn, I'll give you a DIME!" Cousin Maxwell thought for a

moment, then went in and fetched his new wife and promtly worked

as a team till the job was finished. When he collected his Dime, he was

asked why he agreed to do that task for such a paltry sum. His response

was...."A dime will buy me a Whole Years Supply of wooden kitchen

matches...Two Hours work for a years supply of a much needed item?

Wouldn't you do that?"

Now Thats FRUGAL!!!

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The theory behind The Scotch Egg was that you have your Bread..Meat

...And Egg all in one hand held item.

Boil and peel some eggs...4 Eggs per pound of sausage.

(Notice that HUGE Jumbo Honkin egg in the forefront).

Divide the sausage into four parts, (5 parts will work as well).

Form a patty, and put the egg in the middle, enclosing it completely.

Roll it in some bread crumbs.

Bake for 1/2 hr at 350 degrees...Turn over and bake for another 1/2 hr.

VOILA!!!!

My son Reese LOVES this dish. Serve with spicy Mustard...DAMN!!!

Ha.....I Knew that big egg was a double yolker!!!!!

Peace Laddies and Lassies.....G-Man.

Sunday Coffee Talk 160.....

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He's been playing this game for weeks now.
Cup after cup of delicious Vitality, barely taking
the time to enjoy the kick. He just had to play....
Roll The Rim!!

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Tim Horton's has an 8 week game called Roll The Rim.
They give away many prizes, but I was on a 10 cup
losing streak before I got Lucky!!
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