Thursday, March 31, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....


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POP QUIZ...!!!!

College English 102, circa 1969.

The topic was Semantics....

1st. Question: Explain the difference between Kinky and Perverted.

(Thinking a moment, he jots down.....)

Kinky, is tickling your girlfriend's ass with a feather.

Perverted, is using the whole chicken!

(Mr. Haynes eventually passed the class...The SECOND time around!)


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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash Fiction 55

Please come tell The G-Man

I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!

So from the most perinkyest host from coast to coast...

Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

56 comments:

Brian Miller said...

hahaha...the whole chicken...i could see that putting her in a fowl mood...

i am up..

Brian Miller said...

yah...yah...yahtzee!

Lisa said...
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Jannie Funster said...

A bit before the Kinsey Report, I think? :)

Oh, gosh, Brian. what a groaner, but funny!

Mine's Here.

xo

KB said...

Hehe! Nice one G. Have a great weekend. Mine's up!

dustus said...

ROFL So which came first? The chicken or... well never mind.
Mine's up:

”His Break”

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Lisa said...

Posting again with a hyperlink.

Mr. Knowitall is a star in my post.

Lisa

Inspired by Lisa

Monkey Man said...

Mr. HayNes??? Could this just coincidence?

My 55 is HERE.

hedgewitch said...

Ha--sounds like the prof was a bit hen-pecked, and definitely a post-vert.

Mine honors a rather more sinister creature:

Orca, Straight Up

Alice Audrey said...

Harumph. He should have passed the firs time.

Mine is up

gautami tripathy said...

*grin*


Here is mine:

sliding
through the gaps

Mama Zen said...

Oh, G-Man! You are a riot!

magiceye said...

lol!!

india is coming (pun intended) at http://instantwords.blogspot.com/2011/04/india-is-coming-pun-intended.html

Serena said...

That English class sounds a lot more interesting than mine ever was.:)

Me said...

Huh. I would have thought you'd get BONUS marks for such an astute observation. But hey, maybe your prof had a thing for whole chickens and took offence?

Happy (almost) Friday, G!!
-C

PS - Mine's up...

Leslie said...

Even the government knew a good thing "A chicken in every pot..."

goodness G what didnt' you learn in school?

Stuck

Happy Friday all and thanks Mr Know something

Steve E said...

Jannie Funster (comment) mentioned the Kinsey Report...I thought this was the KINKY REPORT! But good! But Good!
Mr. G-Man!!!

Tonight my inspiration is HERE

lime said...

disturbing is doing the chicken instead of your girlfriend...

i played along too and talked about what disturbs me here

Janna said...

I don't mind being tickled with chicken nuggets as long as they're dipped in sweet-hot chili sauce first.
That stuff is awesome.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Jingle said...

well played humor,
very visual and vivid imagery...
chuckles..

here is My 55

Pheromone Girl said...

Hey - what if you're ticklish like me???

Mine's here and dedicated to you. Wait. Don't I say that every week?

Elbows

Olivia said...

I knew about the cock.. ;)
But chicken.. well!

lolss

This is some weirdo idea G-man.. haha

My Life Song

Olivia said...

Wishing you a kinky weekend..
;)

TALON said...

lol! Honestly, what's with these professors? Mr. Haynes obviously had a good grasp of the subject matter -- and hopefully a good grasp on the chicken too! ;)

My 55: Loose Change

Larry said...

I'm with Brian

you find mine
here

Someone is Special said...

ha ha.. I loved this 55 G-Man.. After a long time here is mine, I saw

Someone is Special

anthonynorth said...

Well, they say if you don't know what it is, it's chicken, lol.

You'll find mine here.

Steve Isaak said...

Fun, chuckle-worthy work. =)

Here's mine.

MorningAJ said...

OMG! And also wasteful. There's good eating on a chicken! :)

I'm up here

Akelamalu said...

Tell me you didn't!!!! LOL

Mine's up - my 55 that is!

Jinksy said...

Who can resist either chicken, or a 55? Mine's HERE

Ami Mattison said...

Ha, G-man! Mine's not nearly as clever! But you'll find it here.

joanny said...

G-man

I see an April fool was he.
I would like to say, I haven't been playing lately due to taking a fab vacation in the warm Bahama's as a writer I guess I can write my own story, but the truth be told, I had too much work going on -- SIGH, but I do have an offering the rest of the weird words I came across all for you,G-man
If I can get it together later in the day I will try & post a 55. joanny

9. Mungo

A dumpster diver – one who extracts valuable things from trash

10. Nihilarian

A person who deals with things lacking importance (pronounce the ‘h’ like a ‘k’).
11. Nudiustertian

The day before yesterday

12. Phenakism

Deception or trickery

13. Pronk

A weak or foolish person

14. Pulveratricious

Covered with dust

15. Rastaquouere

A social climber

16. Scopperloit

Rude or rough play

17. Selcouth

Unfamiliar, rare, strange, marvelous, wonderful. For example: The List Universe is such a selcouth website!

18. Tyrotoxism

To be poisoned by cheese

19. Widdiful

Someone who deserves to be hanged

20. Zabernism

The abuse of military power or authority. I wonder how long it will take for this one to show up in the comments.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

I'm up, believe it or not.

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

Particularly nice weather we're having, wouldn't you say? :)

(Kudos to anyone who gets THAT obscure reference!)

I'm up! Like Thunder

hpicasso said...

if at first you don't succeed, get a turkey

Peace, hp

55

Linc said...

Here 'tis:

http://reaper282.blogspot.com/2011/04/once-bitten.html

the walking man said...

Kinky is using the whole chicken

Perverted is cooking and eating it afterwards.

Belinda Munoz said...

Ha ha ha! And possibly illegal in a few states! Very funny G-Man!

Mine is not so funny: http://thehalfwaypoint.net/2011/04/perspective-tweaks-and-mixed-metaphors/

clean and crazy said...

i love how your mind works, i guess that is why i keep coming back...

hey i got one up too!!

Diane said...

Howdy!

Starting a new feature at my blog called The MicroFiction Muse! Please pop in and take a look and hope to see you next week! :O)

http://dianeestrella.com/?p=5099

izzy said...

Wonder of wonders- Here I come just to be sociable- and you challenge me to be in some sort of compliance...I remember my downfalls thanks-not-at-all...
Have a good week!
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2011/04/flash-fiction-55-4111.html

Mona said...

LOL@ Lime

Walking man, it was kinky & perverted back THEN in 1969. You are talking of today's upped standards! :D

libraryscene said...

brilliant.. rock on! ... & watch out for the fools..

Little Lion Man

5thsister said...

I'm late to the party...again! I guess better late then never but you might disagree after reading my groaner located HERE

Tammy said...

Thought I would come play too! Mine is up...

S said...

dang, super fresh!

RNSANE said...

Yucky! The whole chicken! Mine better be BBQ!

I'm at:

http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/04/friday-flash-55-reading-at-65-mph-april.html

andy said...

Better late than never..here we go..

http://wp.me/p1hLXl-6N

Happy weekend :)

Dianne said...

better late than never, mine is up HERE

you are kinky in a perverted way,
Fab Di

S said...

my next cat will be named burqua! Thats hilarious.
Yes, Gupta it is.

Thanks for the hugs, Gman!
At least I have one kitty, I need one at all times.
Have a great weekend.

secret agent woman said...

I think that's more the difference between silly and perverted.

Margaret said...

Your 55 this week leaves me speechless (or grossed out... maybe both...! :)

I FORGOT to enter this gem:

My entry

The Fool said...

Ha ha. That was cool. My first time here. I never realized 55 fiction could be humorous as well.

My 55 Fiction can be found here
http://luciferhouseinc.blogspot.com/2011/04/his-last-words.html