Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Thursday Portrait....







This Friday, Reese and I are going to one of my Favorite
spots in America...Mackinaw City!
It's at the very top of the lower peninsula in Michigan,
And it's where Lake Michigan and Lake Huron meet.
It's one of those rare spots where you can see both a Sunrise
and a Sunset over open water where you can't see an opposite
shore. The Mighty Mac Bridge, is the 3rd longest bridge in the world!
It joins Michigan's upper and lower peninsula. The area is rich in
history, and I can't wait to go. I'll take lots of pics.
And the Tim Horton's? A large regular coffee with double cream
with a senior discount...$1.55!!!!!
hehehehehehe. Go Figure eh?
See you Thursday at 8:00 PM EST...I WILL have Wi-Fi access!!

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Wednesday Info....




Do you know why I blog?
Because it's great fun!!
I love being silly and sardonic, and I love making
people smile and encouraging them to write.
Write what you say? Anything!!....Just write.
Everyone has their little nitch; Poetry, Micro-Fiction,
Philosophy, Daily Diary's, Etc...
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I usually keep things Short and Sweet.
Speaking of Short, did you know that....

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*Giraffe meat and milk are kosher!

*Giraffes are one of the few animals born with horns!

*Giraffes clean out their noses with their 18 inch tongue!
They also are very prone to drooling.

*The blue-black color of a Giraffe tongue helps it from
getting sunburned while feeding.

*Male Giraffes are bisexual...94% of ALL couplings are
between two males!
(Not that theres anything wrong with that....)
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Peace!!!!

Monday, July 18, 2011

TMI Tuesday.....




I've always been an avid hand washer.
I'm not quite the Germ-O-Phobic dickweed like
Howie Mandel, but I probably lather the hands 10-15
times a day. I also like to sleep with the window open
as much as possible. Because of this I'm usually cold
and flu free. So this latest bout with congestion that
has lasted for well over a week now is really Kicking My Ass!
I do have a Dr. Appt. in the AM, and I do feel a bit better
so I feel that relief is in sight!!
This is the perfect segue' into some interesting facts.
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*A recent study on hand germs has found that individuals
have very few bacterial strains in common with each other!
Even the left hand and the right hand of the same person
only share 17% of the same bacterial type.
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*Every Flu strain has it's origin in Asia! Flu viruses are constantly
circulating and mutating among the countries of China, South
Korea, Singapore, and the Philippines. Travelers spread them
around the World.
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*The Germiest thing in the average Hospital is the remote control
of your TV in the room!
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*The Germiest thing in a Dr's. Office is the sign-in ink pen!
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*Licking wounds may actually be beneficial to healing.
Compounds found in human saliva fight infection and
encourage healing. That is why cuts in your mouth heal much
faster than cuts on any other parts of your Body.
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*The worst time to get a perscription filled is at the first
of every month. Thats when Social Security checks are mailed
out and pharmacists are the busiest. The first few days of
every month are when the most errors are made.
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*Medical mistakes kill almost 98,000 Americans a year!!
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Yikes...I'm glad this is the Middle. Hope to see you soon....
Peace!!!

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Musical Monday....



Hi Everybody...
I thought I'd bring back Musical Monday for the next
few weeks, but instead of posting Youtube vids that no
one takes the time to listen to. How about a bit of Music Trivia?
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*The first ever musical audio recording was in 1877
By the Rock Star Thomas Alva Edison...
Mary Had A Little Lamb.
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*Early phonograph recordings were played at 78 rpm's
because the first record players had to be hand cranked
and 78 rpm's closely resembled the human heart beat
per minute!
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*Early records were made from Bakelite, then plastic
then vinyl.
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*The cassette tape was introduced in 1963
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*The Compact Disk became available in 1983..
Five years later CD's OUTSOLD vinyl records.
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*The last 8-Track tape released by a major label
was Fleetwood Mac's Greatest Hit's in 1988!
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*The portable MP3 player was introduced in 1997.
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*Some people have been known to pick up radio
broadcasts through the fillings in their teeth!
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*Some people are sick and tired of being sick,
and are going to bed...Peace!!!

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Sunday 160.....




Fido? I'm out.
Fluffy? Check.
Spike? I'll bet one buck!
Fritzy? I'll call.
Duke? I'll see that dollar, and raise you two more!
Manfred, 3 Bucks to you.. ARF!
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Sorry, when you're as sick as a Dog, you start
thinking like one! Is it Sunday? Can you write
Micro-Fiction in 160 Characters? Yes?
Then go visit The Monkey Man!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....




Some are Flabby
Some are Hard
Some have rounded Cheeks
Most men do a double-take
Especially the Greeks
Candy..Cute..Lazy
Fat..Lard..Tight
Some are Smart
Some are Flat
Some you want to Bite!
Some are Wide
Some are Bad
Some...Quite Petite
You can have the Back Door
I much prefer The FEET!!


I just LOVE the Summer!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most Gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick ASS Week-End!!!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Thursday Portrait.....



Hi Everybody...
This is what I've been living on for the last 55 Hours!!
What a pathetic looking bastard eh?
Last week was the LOWEST Flash 55 turnout in a couple
of years, are people on vacation?
Have people lost their Mojo?
I see there are several other Friday prompts out there...
How easy is 55 words?
Anyway...Thursday 8:00 PM EST....I'll be there!!!