Thursday, July 14, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....




Some are Flabby
Some are Hard
Some have rounded Cheeks
Most men do a double-take
Especially the Greeks
Candy..Cute..Lazy
Fat..Lard..Tight
Some are Smart
Some are Flat
Some you want to Bite!
Some are Wide
Some are Bad
Some...Quite Petite
You can have the Back Door
I much prefer The FEET!!


I just LOVE the Summer!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most Gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick ASS Week-End!!!

49 comments:

Titanium said...

You sorta have a feet-ish, G-Man!

*grins*

It sure is good to be back- I’ve missed all the fun for wayyyy too many weeks, now.

I’ve got fifty-five words all neatly lined up in a row.

Better hurry over before they jump out of line and start a party or something.

Titanium said...

Yahhhhhtzeeee...

Brian Miller said...

um...feet...ok...they can be sensual...so can the posterior...so can the eyes...so can...

well anyway...

i am up.

my 55 that is.

feeling better?

Brian Miller said...

darn, Ti is back, i actually have to compete for yahtzee..smiles...

good to see you Ti!

Leslie said...

I guess all men have their preference - didn't it used to be blondes?

Thanks g for the weekly support even when you are sick - hope u r feeling better

Cold as Ice

Steve Isaak said...

Fun, chuckle-worthy work.

Here's mine.

Heaven said...

I like the back door.. of the guy!

Am joining you for the first time. Here is my link:
http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.com/2011/07/sweet-repose.html

And I hope you are feeling better.

hedgewitch said...

You are a shoe-in for the shrink with that one. But I don't expect you to be on your toes, what with being sick and all.

I have one I whipped up after reading about all the new millionaires we have these days(more this year than ever before despite the recession):

No Other Gods

Monkey Man said...

I thought this was Friday Flash Fiction 55, not TMI Tuesday.

HERE is my 55 for this week.

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

I'm in this week! Here's My 55

hope said...

Mine will be up around 10 p.m.

Hope you're feeling better!

5thsister said...

It's always about the feet with you! Hee hee hee! Mine has a somber tone this week. It can be found HERE

Mama Zen said...

This one has got sole!

Okay, sorry, that was terrible.

Mine's up!

magiceye said...

that was super!!

a mumbaikar's reaction to the terrorist attack in mumbai on 13jul11 http://bit.ly/nI9Sa8

Serena said...

All righty, then.:)

Me said...

Where did you get that picture of me?!? Hahaha... :)

Feet, huh? Well, okay. Guys feet do nothing for me, I'd rather check out a nice bum. I did love the poem, G. Excellent work, your body might be ailing but there's nothing wrong with your brain. :)

I know last week, I went and followed the rules and wrote fiction, but this week I'm back with a true tale once again. Mine is HERE.

Hope you're feeling better!
xo

lime said...

LOL @ how you wound that ode up going for the feet. me? i think i was an old italian man in a former life because i have a thing for butts.

i played along here but forgive me, it's 65 words....

Janna said...

I'd rather have feet too.
As long as they're clean.
(!)

Another thing I love about guys is if they have a strong jawline.

(....*dreaming*....)

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Stranger said...

Feet?
You and Quentin Tarantino
Nice.

I wrote one.
Calling it fiction might be a stretch, but I've been told that as soon as you commit truth to paper, it becomes fiction. I'll just print mine out and you can believe whatever you want.
Here's Judas Priest

Stranger said...

PS get well soon!

Mustang Sally said...

I most often read, but seldom (maybe even never >shrug<) comment, but this one made me honest to God bellylaugh. Thanks for that.

One day I'll get it together enough to join in.

Olivia said...

lolssss!
This one is a grand tribute to the .. hahahaha

Here's my 55 Alternative

wishing you a great weekend xox

MomsJournal said...

Feet? Really? That's really not my best feet-ure. :P

I didn't do a 55 this week, but I'll try to get one in next time around.

Monika said...

Mine's up here
Boring summers for me! expecting weekend thrill.

Akelamalu said...

LOL love it G!

Mine's up.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

feet eh? I'm up today!!

MorningAJ said...

Naughty G-Man! Implying all sorts of things. :)

I waxed a little lyrical this week.

Zeba said...

Oh my. Hahaha. Nicely put.

Cad said...

Oh, to be be footloose and fancy free! Instead of which, I am anchored here.

the walking man said...

Nothing Basshful in this 55!

Nara said...

Laughing. Be still by heart..gotta love a guy who loves feet. ;)

Mine's G-rated this week :) -- One Eyed Wonderings

ScottF said...

lol good stuff G-Man! I'm a "checker-outer of rear ends" myself lol.

Have a great weekend my friend!

my 55 is here:

www.sobernuggets.blogspot.com

PattiKen said...

Just stopping by with a little cyber chicken soup, G-Man. Hope you're feeling better.

Ma and Pa Plan Saturday’s Outing

Margaret said...

hmm.. Do the jeans make the woman or the woman make the jeans. Probably a bit of both... Isn't that why women pay huge $$ for designer jeans?

I DON'T think I have one this week or next due to getting ready for summer vacation. Six kids, house to clean, ANIMALS coming out of my ears. I have time to read everyone's here though. Thanks for the laugh and I will be back in the saddle soon! :)

Someone is Special said...

umm... Superb...

Someone is Special

Margaret said...

...what do ya know! I managed to kill two birds with one stone...

Oblivious

Now I can continue my day and not feel like a "looser"! :)

Isabel said...

that one made me smile and giggle.
here's my fiction 55 - http://thesilenceoftheday.blogspot.com/2011/07/nocturne.html

Millie said...

How do you feel about hooves??? My human finally has her 55 posted. She says you should race on over and read it here. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2011/07/15/the-drag-race/

Helen said...

That butt and that motorcycle ~~ they go together like beer and pretzels!!!

Katherine said...

Hmmm.. what do I like? For me it's the eyes, the smile, a mans muscular forearms, his chest, broad shoulders....wait a minute! It's everything that makes man ~ Man!

haiku love songs said...

sounds like you're feeling better!

there's not much i don't like, but a man's feet just don't do it for me. i have had men lust after my toes, though. {giggle}

haiku love songs said...

oops! got so distracted thinking about the things i like that i forgot to post my link ~

http://haikulovesongs.wordpress.com/2011/07/15/love-wins/

have a great weekend!

Ginny Brannan said...

Have seen other friends participate in this. My first attempt at a Flash 55, and first time posting here.
Hope this link works!
Ginny

http://insideoutpoetry.blogspot.com/2011/07/pretentious-paradise-flash-55.html

kkrige said...

HAA, the feet! Yes, you do. :) Priceless my friend.

Jingle said...

wow, got my hands full these days, do have one written for you last week,

i will make comments tomorrow.

Thanks for the visit to JP!

welcome join us any time.

Jingle said...

some are funny,
some are tiny,
you are smart,
that's the best part!

fun 55, Thanks for the tickle!

Here is my late

My 55

will read your contributors tomorrow morning...

Happy Weekend, G-Man!

Stay FIT!
Your short fiction always inspires!

Jinksy said...

If you had an email address, I'd have used it! But failing that, here's your trade in 55...

An orangutan name of Sammy
Kept a pic of himself and his mammy.
“But without my own home
To display it” he moaned
You’ll never see this double whammy.

It will stay in a box
With multiple locks
And be a big hindrance to me,
I can’t climb trees with a box, don’t you see?

Jingle said...

get well soon...

Flash Friday 55 is original, challenging, and fun to do.

will complete the mission by 5pm....

Leo said...

Oh G-man, my 55er is ready! :D

And I'm Leo to you I think, don't think I've ever been called Vinay by you ;) Nice to have met you on FB anyways!

And yes, agree with Ti, you definitely seem to have a feet-ish ;)