Monday, May 16, 2011

Nut-n-Honey.....





Hi Everybody!!!
I Got Nothing!!!
The Yard EXPLODED with all the rain though.
Flowering Crab, White Lilacs, My beloved Birch Tree...
My Allergies are Ablaze!!!!!!
Peace...

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Our Survey Said........








I've been blogging and/or lurking about now for
5 or 6 years. I've come across many misguided souls
that ACTUALLY think that they can make big money
BLOGGING! You've seen those blogs, right in the
middle of Aunt Gertie and Uncle Everett's family
tintypes, you have a flashing add for Pillsbury
Crescent Rolls from Food Lion!!
Or just because you know a little about College
Lacross, Texas Hold-Em, or you can string a couple
of Triolets together, you think that there are people
that would want to PAY you for that knowledge?
I dunno.... It all sounds pretty fucking quixotic to me.
This is the INTERNET IN THE 21st CENTURY people!!!!
Why buy the cow, when the milk is EVERYWHERE for free!
Am I the misguided one?
Does anybody out there in Bloggerville know ANYONE that
has made any money blogging?
Please share yours/their success story with us...Please?

See Ya Tomorrow....Peace!!

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Sunday 160.....



EUREKA!
After trying for a week, Jerome finally
hacked into the company's system.
Why would Wordpress want to hack into
Blogger on a Thursday?
Evil Abounds


Can you write Micro-Fiction in 160 characters?
Is it Sunday?
If the answer to both of those questions is yes...
Post it on your blog, then go visit Monkey Man...Here!

Friday, May 13, 2011

Friday 55 Snafu....




Blogger Blowed up good....
REAL GOOD!!!
Save your 55's for next week ...Sorry
The G-Man is Very Very Non-Plussed

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Thursday Portrait....CUT!!!




















Yesterday a film crew was in the store shooting a new commercial.

We had to all wear the same

shirts..It looked so Stepford Wiveish!

Anyway, there was a scene shot in My office with

an actor portraying a customer, either someone coughed,

the phone rang, someone was getting paged, or the director

was being a perfectionist!!

How many 'takes' do you think it took to get it right?

One Guess.....

Hehehehehe...See ya Friday (or 8:00 PM EST Thursday)









Tuesday, May 10, 2011

One-Shot Wednesday.....



The ice is out, it's warming up,
It's time for my annual mission.
I ain't talkin bout no Harley ride,
I'm talkin bout goin Fishin!
From a boat, from the shore,
or from a creaky ole dock.
Grab some bait, make a lunch...
Bring an extra pair of socks.
Your casting rod, a Zebco reel,
Or a trusty old cane pole.
Toss em in the trunk, head out to a lake,
or your favorite fishing hole.
Alone or with a buddy,
your daughter or your son...
You're NOT at work, you're Not at home,
You ARE outside having FUN!
So remember this the next time,
your world is filled with strife...
Every day spent fishing, God adds that to your life!

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I guess the theme this week is Rhyme!
Right on Time with the Rime!
Is it Wednesday?
Have any poetry or prose laying around?
If you do, post it on your blog, then go...here!

Monday, May 9, 2011

TV Tuesday.....











Here is a prime example of the power of television!
These simple hard working folks have been doing what
their bayou ancestors have been doing for 300 years,
living off the land, and hunting gators.
The top pic is of Bruce (with the doo-rag) and his family.
The second pic is Terrel...This crazy bastard catches live
gators at night with his bare hands, tags them for the State,
then releases them.
RJ is a Native American that hunts gators and is a 2-Time
World Champion Arm Wrestler.
Troy Landry and his son Jacob are The best hunters on the bayou
and the lady in the next pic is Liz. Liz is the Landry's
'Shooter', and she is a crack shot indeed!
The two bearded gentlemen are Glenn and Mitch Guist. They exist
by hunting for their food...Squirrel, deer, rabbit, fish, Gator,
Turtles..They ain't particular bout their vittles!!
The fellow in the last shot is their cousin Bubba.
Bubba spends way too much time out-side!!
This show has become a cable phenominon, and overnight has become
household names and fodder for Water-Cooler chit chat...
I am absolutely Hooked on this History Channel series, and I hope
Fame doesn't spoil them like it has The Teutuls from Discovery's
American Chopper, and the Harrisons and 'Chumley' from History's
Pawn Stars...
You can buy T-Shirts On-Line from this series.
Please check it out, it will amaze you!