Sunday 160.....

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A friendly reminder to all Meme Players.
It breaks the Hosts heart when their post goes unnoticed and unread.
Be gracious, not selfish. I'm Up. Read Me. I'm Up
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Have anything on your mind in EXACTLY 160 characters?
Post it on your blog and then go visit Monkey Man....Here!
Please be sure to comment on his always terrific post!

Friday Flash 55.....

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(Ring...)

STD...May I help you?

"I hope so, do you have any Treponema Pallidum?"

Syphilis? We have several cases in stock...We're open till 10.

(Ring...)

STD...May I help you?

"Is Chlamydia there?"

I'm sorry, she's off today...Call Back Monday.

(Ring...)

STD...May I help you?

"Clap....I Need CLAP!!!!

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Sorry....Strange mood.

If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55

Please come tell The G-Man

I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!

So from the itchiest host from coast to coast...

Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

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I have this little desk top curio, that when flipped over, it

becomes very active and colorful. A customer was in my office

today and commented that it was very ....Psychedelic!

OMG!!!!!!!

PSYCHEDELIC?????

On April 7, 1956....Psychologist Dr. Humphrey Osmond published

an article whereas the term Psychedelic was coined for the first time.

How old does that make the term now?

Talk about Synchronicity!!! hehehehehe

See Ya Tomorrow....I hope!

I know I know...Just pretend it's fucking Thursday OK?

Retro-One Shot.....

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Ahhhh, the 60's!

Us kids had a pretty sweet deal for a while.

Absolutely ANYTHING was available from the back

pages of your Superman or Batman comic book.

I remember......

The year was 1964!

Because of that asshole Lee Harvey Oswald ordering

a $17.00 assassination rifle from Italy, we knew that the

supply of neat shit that you could order was about to dry up!

We had to act fast!

The "Foreign" couple that lived next door was always jibbering

in some strange language.

In their backyard garden, they only grew potatos and cabbage.

They had thick moustaches (even the 'wife')!!!

Their curtains were ALWAYS closed.

They had a pet Goat named Putana!!!

They never did laundry!

The Cold War made everyone suspicious of one another, and I was

no different. There was MUCH excitement when my "Man From

Uncle" spy pen arrived, I was going to learn more about this

sinister couple!! After gathering enough incriminating data to

hang Mr. and Mrs. Pinkoscovich, I decided to take matters into my own hands!

Even though I didn't live on any body of water, and the torpedos

would be useless, I knew that I could lob a couple of missles next door

and take care of my 'Vermin' problem!

Can I say something here? NEVER lob a Polaris Missle at a house

within 10 miles of yours...To this day I glow in the dark!!!

Shortly after this "incident", the Postal Service banned the shipment

of ALL Nuclear Subs. But let me tell you, they were Kick Ass!!!

Did any of you ever own any of these Mail-Order treasures?

Next Week...Sea Monkey's out of control!!!

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Is it Wednesday?

Have any Art, Prose, or Poetry laying around? In ANY format?

Post it on your blog, then go visit .......HERE!!

I'm entering this under Nostalgic Satirical Silliness.

TMI Tuesday.....

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Hi Boys and Girls...
Interested in any Retro-History regarding this day?
No.....Too bad!
April 4th, 1968 Dr. Martin Luther King was murdered
in Memphis Tennessee by James Earl Ray. He was sentenced
to 99 years in prison.

In 1973 The World Trade Center's Twin Towers was completed
making them the Tallest buildings in the world!
In 1902 Cecil Rhodes left 10 Million Bucks in his will for qualified
American students to attend Oxford University in England.
In 1964 The Beatles held an unprecedented 12 spots on the Billboard
Top 100. The songs were...
"Can't Buy Me Love"
"Twist and Shout"
"She Loves You"
"I want to hold your hand"
"Please Please Me"
"I Saw Her Standing There"
"You Can't Do That"
"All My Lovin"
"Roll Over Beethovin"
"From Me To You"
"Do You Want To Know A Secret"
"Thank You Girl"
In 1933 USA Dirigible Airship The Akron crashes in New Jersey
killing 73 people in one of the 1st airship disasters!
1949... NATO was established..
1950... Little 4 month old baby Galen utters his first recognizable words
"Go Blue!"


Mr. Knowitall grows weary.... Peace!!

Uncle!!!!!!

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Last night at about 3:00 AM, my restfull tranquility was

disturbed when my son Reese and his buddy Blake decided

to grill up some Shish Kabobs. I was even more disturbed this

morning when I saw that my driveway resembled Booger Hole West

Virginia with the empty goosenecks, and my milk can being

used as a BBQ table. Three hours later Mother Nature belched

up one more dusting of the white stuff.....Grrrrrrrrrr!!

I'm SOOOO Over it!!

Have a Kick Ass Week Y'all!!!!!

Dr. Evil 160.....

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He was a relentlessly self improving Boulangerie owner

from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant

for Micro-Fiction. He invented the question mark..?

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Can you post a story with only 160 characters..?

Yes? Then post it on your blog, and go tell Monkey Man,,,

Here!!