"Doc, ya gotta help me...I'm Haunted!"
Skeptical, the Specialist examined him thoroughly.
Listening to his thigh, a tiny voice whimpered...'I need Fifty Bucks'
Totally SHOCKED, he moved the stethescope to his knee...
'Twenty Bucks PLEASE, just Twenty Bucks'!
Finally the Doctor concluded...."Young man, you're NOT haunted.
But your leg is broke in two places"!
Ha!!!! Even at my advanced age, I'm still capable of producing a Groaner.
If you or anyone you know has a groaner or a Flash Fiction 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment ....Then BOOK!
So from the corniest host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
26 comments:
yahtzee!!!!
hahaha....and i am wondering just how broke the rest of me is...lol...yes, yes...
groan.
but much fun.
my 55
Reminds me of that great Hinney Youngman joke... I went to the doctor and told him I wasn't feeling good. He put his hand on my wallet and said "cough."
shebaam!
The View From Here Is Awesome
hahaha ohmygosh that is the groaner of groaners. :P
I played! I played *drum roll* my 55...
LOL That's a knee-slapper!
Mine is HERE.
What's sad is that I'm so tired I had to read it twice before I got the joke.
Glad I could finally find two neurons willing to talk to each other.
Thanks for another Friday 55.
Mine's here. :)
Ha ha! I'm worried what might have happened if the doc had gone higher! Agh! I will make no further joke of that kind - nothing about upping the ante, raising the bar, not me.
I'm early this week.
http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/03/14/cinquain-on-nerves-nerves-on-cinquain-and-friday-flash-55/
But I cheated.
Have a great weekend. k.
Well, at least it wasn't his heart that was broke.
And in that vein...Be Mine
... I was worried the hand was going to travel to other places and the amount would get even lower! (sorry)
A little "art work" for you today...
The Grand Ol' Hat
I always like a good groaner. Mayhap my entry will make you giggle.
LOL. Oh, that's bad. The doctor's bill will make sure the rest of him is broke too. ;)
Mine is up
I like groaners. Nice one.
You'll find mine here.
And my 55 is HERE, folks...
That's no groaner, G! That's hilarious! I'll try to remember to tell my doctor's wife this joke the next time I am in their office.
my kind of jam
Good fun thanks!
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2013/03/ff55-31513-silly-tune.html
I groaned but you know, in a good way.
Don't let the green beer cause you to groan on Monday.
Flash 55 - Remote
I had to read it twice, too! I am not playing this week. I tried to think of something last night and my brain told me to feck-off, gobbed in my eye, and Lord of the Danced back into oblivion. I will not even get a chance to read everyone's 55's til Sunday!
XOXOXO G, and everyone!!!
Groaner or not is still made me laugh. ;)
*Rim shot*
Mine's up. And a Happy Weekend to ye!
lol! I groaned, yes, but I also giggled, G! :)
My 55: Who are you
O. My. Gawd. *groans mightily* I haven't heard that one in years. Great and groaning 55, G. Keep up the good work--the youngsters need the heirloom jokes to be passed on. ;_)
I know I left a comment here--blogger must be hungry. Anyway, I finally got back in the groove and did one of these damn things. Please let me know, folks, if my link works. This is the first time I've put one in a comment.
My 55!
Holy damn! It worked! Thanks, G-Man and thanks to Walking Man for showing me how to do it!
hahah ! this was fun :D
My Voice
glad to drop by, Big G. Here's my F55, THE APOSTLE PATRICK http://bibliosity.blogspot.com/2013/03/the-apostle-patrick.html
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