Thursday, March 14, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....



"Doc, ya gotta help me...I'm Haunted!"
Skeptical, the Specialist examined him thoroughly.
Listening to his thigh, a tiny voice whimpered...'I need Fifty Bucks'
Totally SHOCKED, he moved the stethescope to his knee...
'Twenty Bucks PLEASE, just Twenty Bucks'!
Finally the Doctor concluded...."Young man, you're NOT haunted.
But your leg is broke in two places"!

Ha!!!! Even at my advanced age, I'm still capable of producing a Groaner.
If you or anyone you know has a groaner or a Flash Fiction 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment ....Then BOOK!
So from the corniest host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

26 comments:

Brian Miller said...

yahtzee!!!!

Brian Miller said...

hahaha....and i am wondering just how broke the rest of me is...lol...yes, yes...

groan.

but much fun.

my 55

Mr. Charleston said...

Reminds me of that great Hinney Youngman joke... I went to the doctor and told him I wasn't feeling good. He put his hand on my wallet and said "cough."

shebaam!

The View From Here Is Awesome

Erica Bean said...

hahaha ohmygosh that is the groaner of groaners. :P

I played! I played *drum roll* my 55...

razzamadazzle said...

LOL That's a knee-slapper!

Mine is HERE.

Janna said...

What's sad is that I'm so tired I had to read it twice before I got the joke.

Glad I could finally find two neurons willing to talk to each other.

Thanks for another Friday 55.
Mine's here. :)

manicddaily said...

Ha ha! I'm worried what might have happened if the doc had gone higher! Agh! I will make no further joke of that kind - nothing about upping the ante, raising the bar, not me.

I'm early this week.

http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/03/14/cinquain-on-nerves-nerves-on-cinquain-and-friday-flash-55/

But I cheated.

Have a great weekend. k.

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

Well, at least it wasn't his heart that was broke.

And in that vein...Be Mine

Margaret said...

... I was worried the hand was going to travel to other places and the amount would get even lower! (sorry)

A little "art work" for you today...

The Grand Ol' Hat

Illsa Gorrey said...

I always like a good groaner. Mayhap my entry will make you giggle.

Alice Audrey said...

LOL. Oh, that's bad. The doctor's bill will make sure the rest of him is broke too. ;)

Mine is up

anthonynorth said...

I like groaners. Nice one.
You'll find mine here.

Jinksy said...

And my 55 is HERE, folks...

Lydia said...

That's no groaner, G! That's hilarious! I'll try to remember to tell my doctor's wife this joke the next time I am in their office.

my kind of jam

izzy said...
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izzy said...


Good fun thanks!

http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2013/03/ff55-31513-silly-tune.html

Vanessa V Kilmer said...

I groaned but you know, in a good way.

Don't let the green beer cause you to groan on Monday.

Flash 55 - Remote

brandi said...

I had to read it twice, too! I am not playing this week. I tried to think of something last night and my brain told me to feck-off, gobbed in my eye, and Lord of the Danced back into oblivion. I will not even get a chance to read everyone's 55's til Sunday!

XOXOXO G, and everyone!!!

Akelamalu said...

Groaner or not is still made me laugh. ;)

hope said...

*Rim shot*

Mine's up. And a Happy Weekend to ye!

TALON said...

lol! I groaned, yes, but I also giggled, G! :)

My 55: Who are you

hedgewitch said...

O. My. Gawd. *groans mightily* I haven't heard that one in years. Great and groaning 55, G. Keep up the good work--the youngsters need the heirloom jokes to be passed on. ;_)

Susan said...

I know I left a comment here--blogger must be hungry. Anyway, I finally got back in the groove and did one of these damn things. Please let me know, folks, if my link works. This is the first time I've put one in a comment.
My 55!

Susan said...

Holy damn! It worked! Thanks, G-Man and thanks to Walking Man for showing me how to do it!

Nimue said...

hahah ! this was fun :D

My Voice

Glenn Buttkus said...

glad to drop by, Big G. Here's my F55, THE APOSTLE PATRICK http://bibliosity.blogspot.com/2013/03/the-apostle-patrick.html