Rick Perry: "And if I'm elected President, I plan on getting
rid of The Dept's. of Commerce, Education, and, and,...
Treasury? No wait...Homeland Security?"
Herman Cain: "Hey Bitch, come here, let me see that Snatch!"
Mitt Romney: "Ya know...I AM one handsome bastard"!
Michelle Bachmann: "Oh Fuck! I chipped a nail"!
Newt Gingrich: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Obama's looking pretty good isn't he?
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, Then...BOOK!
So from the most Democratic Host from Coast to Coast.
Have a Kick Ass Week-End
44 comments:
How bout just get rid of all of it...
Happy Friday ( on Thursday)and thanks G for the frolic each week
whats behind the mask
Ya know when I try to roll a Yahtzee I fail miserably
YAHTZEE!!!!
haha yeah he could not have scripted this one better...smacks head in disbelief...
mine is up!
G-Man, that was the funniest thing I've read in DAYS! I'm sorry- I don't have 55 words for you this evening, but I am back and will be sure to have them dialed in by tomorrow.
Ha! I don't know about that...I'm in the "throw all the career politicians out" camp.
I played over HERE
Ha..ha...your politics... its so entertaining ~
I used UP's prompt for this post ~
http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.com/2011/11/soaring.html
Happy friday ~
Obama's just left Australia. We loved him. Easy to love other people's politicians, isn't it?
I'm up!
...no comment! (I'm just shaking my head and biting my tongue) :)
<a href="http://margaretbednar365.blogspot.com/2011/11/in-tandem-challenge.html>The Challenge</a>
The Challenge
I have to say, since it's gotta be somebody--pleeeze lord, not one of those 5 sleazy pieces of past the expiration date meat[heads.] Newt!! NEWT!! /facepalm Between him and Romney, they can buy their own country and go there and run it. Works for me.
I'm playin , even if it's only
Some Haiku
Those who are really qualified are too smart to run.
HERE is my 55 for this week.
these debates have been a riot...great 55 and yes, mine's up.
hugs-c
At least they all probably know there are a few less than 57 States.
Happy 55, G-Man. I look forward to playing again when I do.
xo
I vote we draft G-Man for president.
Mine is up: Great Escape
All way too true not to be scared to death of Nov'2012. Good thing it'll all be over before inauguration day!
Here's mine: Busted
Politics are the ball sweat on the construction worker of life.
Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)
the punch lines are hilarious gman. lol :D
The GOP should try running a charming B-movie actor. Yeah, that's the ticket!
Here's mine: The Quarry
have a lovely weekend, G!
http://haikulovesongs.wordpress.com/2011/11/17/life-is-not-just-a-bowl-of-cherries/
Glad I live in Canada. What a mess your country is heading into.
Here's my 55 Another fine mess ;)
Origins of Spend a Penny
I almost miss Sarah Palin. Not because I want to see her win, of course, I just miss her history lessons. I guess this crowed is entertaining enough though.
I don't have a 55, but I might come up with one tonight.
Hey, considering what he stepped into, I never thought he looked all that bad.
Mine is up
lord have mercy, what a terrifying field of candidates!
i'm up late but i am here
Hey, there actually is a reason for the cow. Probably not appropriate, but it's so hard for me to play things straight.
Good for you!
Politics.....
I think anyone who WANTS to be a politician should be automatically excluded because they are almost certainly no good for anything!
Great 55 G-Man.
I'm still touting my new novel
I agree with Moon...get rid of them all. This was hilarious...I'll be laughing the rest of the night at work :)
You can trust politicians to not understand politics. You'll find mine here.
And we think the UK politicians are a hopeless bunch...
Here's mine this week: Spider Mug
Jamie
This is hilarious.....but look at what you had to work with! The bunch of them are fodder for the funniest jokes in a long time, but I cringe that the rest of the world is watching. Oh, most definitely, Obama is looking damn good.
Mine: the sculptor and his art.
Best weekend wishes to you, G-Man.
Keep kicking butt all the way up
to elections-!! I am boycotting news relating to politics. I am so done with stupid promises and agendas!
Thanks.
As usual it will be a choice of the lesser of two evils.
Hi Mr. Knowitall--I tend to agree with you. Here's mine, I hope--can't get code:
at subway by Zuccotti Park
Hope I got link right this time. I have a real block against it.
Have a nice weekend. K.
I just can't do the code. Here's the link, not hypered.
http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2011/11/18/friday-flash-55-at-the-subway-by-zuccotti-park/
?
K.
have a fun weekend :)
The choices are frightening. I keep thinking Mitt Romney looks like he was sent from Central Casting in Hollywood...sorta like Reagan. :)
Mine's up...happy weekend!
Yep, Obama's looking like the sane one in the room!
OML ~ FABULOUS!! I don't normally shout on blogs, but you know how I dig the political ones. Anyhoo, my tribute 55 is for you. Cheers ~
Cool! I think you nailed it.
Here's mine at Roses to Rainbows
Oh...if one of them gets elected I think I will become an ex-pat!
Mine can be found here:
http://writinginthebachs.blogspot.com/2011/11/some-days.html
I dread a whole year of this idiocy.
My 55 is at:
http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/11/friday-flash-55-where-did-week-go.html
It must be Friday! I’ve excavated fifty-five words, just for the occasion. You’ll find them right
over here, hot off the press.
Hate politics. Love this weekly party. Nice to be able to hop on board after my long hiatus.
I am here.
A Reflective Post,
I have redone an old piece and made a 55 for you.
Flash Friday 55
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