Thursday, November 17, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....








Rick Perry: "And if I'm elected President, I plan on getting
rid of The Dept's. of Commerce, Education, and, and,...
Treasury? No wait...Homeland Security?"

Herman Cain: "Hey Bitch, come here, let me see that Snatch!"

Mitt Romney: "Ya know...I AM one handsome bastard"!

Michelle Bachmann: "Oh Fuck! I chipped a nail"!

Newt Gingrich: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



Obama's looking pretty good isn't he?
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, Then...BOOK!
So from the most Democratic Host from Coast to Coast.
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

46 comments:

moondustwriter said...

How bout just get rid of all of it...



Happy Friday ( on Thursday)and thanks G for the frolic each week

whats behind the mask

moondustwriter said...

Ya know when I try to roll a Yahtzee I fail miserably

YAHTZEE!!!!

Brian Miller said...

haha yeah he could not have scripted this one better...smacks head in disbelief...

mine is up!

Titanium said...

G-Man, that was the funniest thing I've read in DAYS! I'm sorry- I don't have 55 words for you this evening, but I am back and will be sure to have them dialed in by tomorrow.

5thsister said...

Ha! I don't know about that...I'm in the "throw all the career politicians out" camp.

I played over HERE

Heaven said...

Ha..ha...your politics... its so entertaining ~

I used UP's prompt for this post ~

http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.com/2011/11/soaring.html

Happy friday ~

Matthew said...

Obama's just left Australia. We loved him. Easy to love other people's politicians, isn't it?

I'm up!

Margaret said...

...no comment! (I'm just shaking my head and biting my tongue) :)

<a href="http://margaretbednar365.blogspot.com/2011/11/in-tandem-challenge.html>The Challenge</a>

Margaret said...

The Challenge

hedgewitch said...

I have to say, since it's gotta be somebody--pleeeze lord, not one of those 5 sleazy pieces of past the expiration date meat[heads.] Newt!! NEWT!! /facepalm Between him and Romney, they can buy their own country and go there and run it. Works for me.

I'm playin , even if it's only

Some Haiku

Monkey Man said...

Those who are really qualified are too smart to run.

HERE is my 55 for this week.

C.M. Jackson said...

these debates have been a riot...great 55 and yes, mine's up.

hugs-c

Jannie Funster said...

At least they all probably know there are a few less than 57 States.

Happy 55, G-Man. I look forward to playing again when I do.

xo

Nara Malone said...

I vote we draft G-Man for president.

Mine is up: Great Escape

Linc said...

All way too true not to be scared to death of Nov'2012. Good thing it'll all be over before inauguration day!

Here's mine: Busted

Janna said...

Politics are the ball sweat on the construction worker of life.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Kikit said...

the punch lines are hilarious gman. lol :D

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

The GOP should try running a charming B-movie actor. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Here's mine: The Quarry

myheartslovesongs said...

have a lovely weekend, G!

http://haikulovesongs.wordpress.com/2011/11/17/life-is-not-just-a-bowl-of-cherries/

Daydreamertoo said...

Glad I live in Canada. What a mess your country is heading into.

Here's my 55 Another fine mess ;)

Origins of Spend a Penny

MomsJournal said...

I almost miss Sarah Palin. Not because I want to see her win, of course, I just miss her history lessons. I guess this crowed is entertaining enough though.

I don't have a 55, but I might come up with one tonight.

Alice Audrey said...

Hey, considering what he stepped into, I never thought he looked all that bad.

Mine is up

lime said...

lord have mercy, what a terrifying field of candidates!

i'm up late but i am here

Alice Audrey said...

Hey, there actually is a reason for the cow. Probably not appropriate, but it's so hard for me to play things straight.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Good for you!

MorningAJ said...

Politics.....
I think anyone who WANTS to be a politician should be automatically excluded because they are almost certainly no good for anything!

Great 55 G-Man.

I'm still touting my new novel

Caty said...

I agree with Moon...get rid of them all. This was hilarious...I'll be laughing the rest of the night at work :)

anthonynorth said...

You can trust politicians to not understand politics. You'll find mine here.

mylittlewordz said...

And we think the UK politicians are a hopeless bunch...
Here's mine this week: Spider Mug

Jamie

Lydia said...

This is hilarious.....but look at what you had to work with! The bunch of them are fodder for the funniest jokes in a long time, but I cringe that the rest of the world is watching. Oh, most definitely, Obama is looking damn good.

Mine: the sculptor and his art.

Best weekend wishes to you, G-Man.

izzy said...

Keep kicking butt all the way up
to elections-!! I am boycotting news relating to politics. I am so done with stupid promises and agendas!
Thanks.

the walking man said...

As usual it will be a choice of the lesser of two evils.

manicddaily said...

Hi Mr. Knowitall--I tend to agree with you. Here's mine, I hope--can't get code:

at subway by Zuccotti Park

Hope I got link right this time. I have a real block against it.

Have a nice weekend. K.

manicddaily said...

I just can't do the code. Here's the link, not hypered.

http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2011/11/18/friday-flash-55-at-the-subway-by-zuccotti-park/

?

K.

Akum said...

have a fun weekend :)

hope said...

The choices are frightening. I keep thinking Mitt Romney looks like he was sent from Central Casting in Hollywood...sorta like Reagan. :)

Mine's up...happy weekend!

Mama Zen said...

Yep, Obama's looking like the sane one in the room!

yellowhousecafe said...

OML ~ FABULOUS!! I don't normally shout on blogs, but you know how I dig the political ones. Anyhoo, my tribute 55 is for you. Cheers ~

Linda said...

Cool! I think you nailed it.

Here's mine at Roses to Rainbows

Other Mary said...

Oh...if one of them gets elected I think I will become an ex-pat!
Mine can be found here:
http://writinginthebachs.blogspot.com/2011/11/some-days.html

RNSANE said...

I dread a whole year of this idiocy.

My 55 is at:

http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/11/friday-flash-55-where-did-week-go.html

Titanium said...

It must be Friday! I’ve excavated fifty-five words, just for the occasion. You’ll find them right
over here, hot off the press.

Tina said...

Hate politics. Love this weekly party. Nice to be able to hop on board after my long hiatus.
I am here.

The Orange Tree said...

A Reflective Post,

I have redone an old piece and made a 55 for you.

Flash Friday 55

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