Saturday, November 19, 2011

Sunday 160...




Do you have any Tylenol?
No!
Do you have any Advil?
No!
Do you have any plain ole Bayer Aspirin?
No!
Well, what DO you have for a headache?
We have Duck Penis, and Chicken Lips.
Uh..How much for the Duck Penis?
Real Duck Penis, or generic?
Arrrgh...Never mind!


Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction using
EXACTLY 160 characters? Yes? Then post one on
your blog, and go tell The Monkey Man...HERE!

11 comments:

Monkey Man said...

...and rhino horn for....Nevermind. thanks for playing, G.

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

I think I'd prefer the headache, thanks.

Akelamalu said...

He'd do better to go sleep it off. :)

Brian Miller said...

yum...errr...

izzy said...

What a nightmare ! Good job- G.
I will see what I can find to write
about- before Church...

Mama Zen said...

Yeah, I think I'll pass!

MorningAJ said...

Now I have a headache!

Cool 160.

Morning said...

I'm glad I have never been there before.

playful 160,
Happy Sunday.

Christine said...

My husband went to Pakistan to do an install at the America Embassy. He hurt his hand. Long story short-he got a tetanus shot and a tube of ointment with Chinese writing on it to put on the scrape. Couldn't read the ingredients, but man, it healed cuts over night, we made that tube last 2 years in our house. (cost for his medical treatment $2.00) No side affects yet.

lime said...

ok fine i'll take the chicken lips!

Caty said...

I wonder where the generic comes from?