Do you have any Tylenol?
No!
Do you have any Advil?
No!
Do you have any plain ole Bayer Aspirin?
No!
Well, what DO you have for a headache?
We have Duck Penis, and Chicken Lips.
Uh..How much for the Duck Penis?
Real Duck Penis, or generic?
Arrrgh...Never mind!
Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction using
EXACTLY 160 characters? Yes? Then post one on
your blog, and go tell The Monkey Man...HERE!
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...and rhino horn for....Nevermind. thanks for playing, G.
I think I'd prefer the headache, thanks.
He'd do better to go sleep it off. :)
yum...errr...
What a nightmare ! Good job- G.
I will see what I can find to write
about- before Church...
Yeah, I think I'll pass!
Now I have a headache!
Cool 160.
I'm glad I have never been there before.
playful 160,
Happy Sunday.
My husband went to Pakistan to do an install at the America Embassy. He hurt his hand. Long story short-he got a tetanus shot and a tube of ointment with Chinese writing on it to put on the scrape. Couldn't read the ingredients, but man, it healed cuts over night, we made that tube last 2 years in our house. (cost for his medical treatment $2.00) No side affects yet.
ok fine i'll take the chicken lips!
I wonder where the generic comes from?
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