Thursday, August 5, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....


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(A heated discussion is taking place between Master Mayan Stone Cutter DeNumnutz, and his young apprentice Krill)
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"Master....These calculations are WAY off!
19 KINS should be where 19 KATUNS are!
The actual Doomsday Date is December 20th, 4012"!!!!!
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'Look Krill...The Kings emissary is coming TODAY to pick this up...
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT'!!!!
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Come see The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

80 comments:

Brian Miller said...

yahtzee

Brian Miller said...

monkey is up...
Monkey Man

Me said...

Phew! Because i was worried, you know. ;)
-C

PS - Mine is HERE

Jannie Funster said...

Yes, indeed. 2000 more years of making merry for all. And then some! Fun 55, G-Man!

Well, I'm singing my Flash-55 this week. Ready or not, it's up at...

http://www.janniefunster.com/2010/08/05/somewhere-on-a-michigan-highway-singin-for-about-the-g-man/

xo

Brian Miller said...

lol. i bet there will be quite the stir here in the next couple years...hope the caluculations are off...


and i am up as well...Here

KB said...

Funny as always G. Have a great weekend x

Mine’s here.

snowelf said...

Is Thursday the new Friday? ;)

--snow

Buzzard said...

You are going to upset a lot of doomsday folks with this news.

After a summer hiatus, mine is here: A Puzzling Experience

Buzzard said...

Wrong Link to my 55 Sorry??? Try this one....
A Puzzling Experience

Stan Ski said...

What have I done...? I wish I'd known this before I... ...
Here's mine: KIRK TO ENTERPRISE

moondustwriter said...

I'll see your 19 katuns and raise you 20 lunations



Really - G????

mine is serious

Brian Miller said...

doesnt that mean i shoud be getting paid for servicing your...blog...lol. and britney says hi, she will work on a 55...smiles. you the man g!

KB said...

I'm back. I forgot to tick the comment box :)

Lulda Casadaga said...

Too funny...but I hope it is another 2000years before we all blow! :D I'm up...

Thom said...

LOL...too funny. Thank goodness for them :) Mine is up HERE. Have a great Friday :)

Susan at Stony River said...

ROFL!! That explains everything!

...and what a relief, because I keep hoping next year will be better -- and I've been trudging through a whole lot of 'next years' by now. So I hope yours is the REAL story!

My 55's based on a real story too, but I couldn't help sticking on a happy ending.

magiceye said...

loved that take!

i wonder about the moon here

Jingle said...

cute 55.
have fun, G-man!

mine is up on blogger...
See you later.

Serena said...

Holy crud, have I missed a day? Anyway... So, like, I don't have to take that movie seriously? Whew!:)

sheila said...

This is great, lol! Those mayans. A smart people. Let's hope you're scenario is right, lol. I'm up today. Had to after Jannie's singing 55.

g-man said...

OK...
I just HAD to say something.
You know how much I love My Friday Thang. There is Wonderfully Creative Talent that visits here. And it's a GREAT HONOR for me to be a part of the fun. But I was absolutely brought to tears tonight by the fantastic Jannie Funster. Go visit her 55. It absolutely Blew Me Away!!!
Thanks Jannie...Galen

Now let me say something else, it is a priviledge to have all of you churn out a 55, and come tell me!
I love My Job....Thanks

KB said...

It was indeed excellent.

Prayer Girl said...

This takes me back to my senior class trip in high school. We went to Mexico City, Taxco, Acapulco. It was a great time. I remember seeing this stone. I think I even brought a souvenir one back home. It's long gone by now.

Nice memories. Thanks for this 55.

Mine is up.
PG

rudy said...

hehehe...

here's mine

Mona said...

miscalculation?

& I was thinking that doomsday was supposed to be on 21st December 2010!

Damn, that DeNumnutz. He is really nuts as far as numbers are concerned!

G-Man & co. My 55ve is up and about!

& Galen, I did not play a day in advance, Please check the date!

We in India are 12 hours ahead of you :P

Mona said...

And of course you are commercial G Man! You are selling a 55ve writing Friday with every Thursday portrait of yours!

Alice Audrey said...

I tend to run from one doomsday to the next. It's hard to get worked up after the first half a dozen.

My 55 is here.

lime said...

hhmmm...so even the mayans imagined you'r 62nd birthday would be a blowout!

lime said...

oh, and i played along this week :)

Dianne said...

Oh yours is funny and I don't know if I pronounce it right, mr Knowi Tall, is it De Noomn nootz? Ha!

My relaxing retreat is up HERE

g-man said...

Fab Di....
De Numb Nuts....hehehe
But it sure does look Mayan with that Z on the end EH?
DeNumnutz....:-)

Janna said...

I hope it's 4012. That will give me time to find all these socks I keep losing.

Yay for another Friday 55!
Mine's here.

TALON said...

Jannie's 55 was pure awesomeness! As was yours, G-Man!

Can we start leaking this information so we can hear a little less about the imminent ending of the world? Instead, we turn 2012 into the party of the century!

Nimue said...

This was cool !! loved it :)

i wrote something vague : http://ladynimue.wordpress.com/2010/08/04/true-predictment/

hope you can make sense out of it :)

MorningAJ said...

That's an excellent story (and good news!)

I'm a bit lost this week:
http://morningaj.blogspot.com/2010/08/fff55-road-to-nowhere.html

anthonynorth said...

Ah, conspiracy upon conspiracy upon conspiracy. plenty of time left, then.

You'll find mine here.

the walking man said...

I did you a 55 this week Galen.

the walking man said...

4012---2012 what's a few thousand years give or take?

Claudia said...

i like this one g-man!
..mine is up as well - raindrop warriors..

cindy said...

Ola Galen, I found this weird, but funny nonetheless.
Have a wild weekend.

Mine is here:
http://theonlycin.wordpress.com/2010/08/06/friday-flash-55-side-views-weekend-theme-combo-false-starts/

Kavita said...

heheheh.. CUTE! How many more lives will I have to live to see that doomsday, I wonder! ;-)

Great to be back at the 55!!! Here is mine :)

Have fun, y'all...

Kavita said...

heheheh.. CUTE! How many more lives will I have to live to see that doomsday, I wonder! ;-)

Great to be back at the 55!!! Here is mine :)

Have fun, y'all...

Prayer Girl said...

Sorry - I just had to double-dip.

I had to tell you how your comment on my 55 touched my heart. Honestly I don't always feel like I'm gliding through life spreading good stuff. However, that is exactly what I try to do with my blog.

Trying to remain humble,
PG

RNSANE said...

Oh, thank heavens, I still have time to finishing reading all the books I have around here, provided they find that elusive fountain of youth.

John's comments said...

You mean the solar storm coming that'll wipe out all electronic communication and leave us in the west starving isn't right? Dam, so I'll have to cancel the living off the wild course I was planning to put on. Good one. Want to hear (yes hear!) or read my Friday 55 Flash fiction then click here. Hope you have a good weekend!

mrsnesbitt said...

The path of an apprentice is never an easy one!

Mine is up!
Dx

RNSANE said...

I'm up at:

http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2010/08/summer-vacation-flash-55-friday-august.html

ivan said...

Waycool, by Kukulkan!

ivan said...

Waycool, by Kukulkan!

Greyscale Territory said...

Here is mine for this week!

Last Connections

Eric Alder said...

I’m in!

Flashback 55


Haiku 55

5thsister said...

LOL! I love it! What we need more of are "whistle blowers", especially these days. Bad Mayans!

Mine is up

secret agent woman said...

Wouldn't matter - people would always find something else to freak out about. We're foolishly superstitious creatures.

Nessa said...

Shit. I thought my time was up. Now, I have to be nice to people again.

Oopsie

JStar said...

Great 55!

I am playin the game today :)

My 55 is here
http://msjstar1275.blogspot.com/

Austin said...

Here is mine for the week. Grasping for dreams.

Can't wait to read the others!

swputh said...

That was nice...Mine is here...

izzy said...

Hooray, thanks!
my 55 finally launched-

drybottomgirl said...

G-man you never cease to amaze me, I was just talking about this very subject the other day, I simply think they ran out of room so the calendar ends! My 55 is up, and have a fabulous weekend!

gab said...

I think I like that better than what Ive been hearing on tv...end of the world 2014.

hope said...

He didn't read the instructions, huh?

I did. Mine's up. Yes, you read that right. ;P

Mama Zen said...

Well, that's a relief!

Mine is up!

Eric Alder said...

Probably my fault for listing two 55's in my original comment, but it seems that nobody noticed my Photo Haiku 55

Patty said...

That's a relief!

PattiKen said...

Phew! That was a close one!

I’m up The Dalai Lama.

Akelamalu said...

I won't be around in 4012 so I'm not bothered. ;)

Mine's up. :)

Blue Bunny said...

deer g-mans

hay -- this is an exsillent partry

off to reed some mor 55s.

ox

tonite we partee liek it's 1999.

Donnetta Lee said...

OH this is one your very best. Those government employees. They'll just get away with anything.

Thanks for reading the 55er and giving me good instructions. See ya.D

Brian Miller said...

g-man has been playing with the templates...

Millie said...

I love the story--how awesome. Can I play too?

http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2010/08/06/the-run/

Felicitas said...

Imagine that! So you think we might be getting ourselves all worked up for nothing?!
An awesome 55 G!
I've got one for you too... http://felicitas-metamorphosis.blogspot.com/

sheri said...

yeah, now that's what i'm talking about! are you sure this wasn't made in america...just kiddin'!
i loved your 55 and the photos were awesome, too. i also enjoyed reading yesterdays post but couldn't help but wonder if you squeezed an extra 93 cents into the silverado just for the sake of a good shot?? i'm just sayin'...
have a good one, g-man :)

Larry said...

I came in late last night and posted my link but I can't find it here so I'll do it again and get it right.


Jennifer and Michael


Larry thanks for reading and your comments.

jozien said...

I'm a little late too so let it be 4012!
so i can still be in
thanks:)

G-Man said...

EVERYBODY.....
I'm having Internet issues Tonight
Please bear with me!!
I promise that Everyone will be answered...SORRY!!!!!

Mona said...

Oh!

New Template!

Shrinky said...

Hahahaha, brilliant! Thanks for making me laugh.

Mona said...

Brian, don't say that! Gman is just painting his house red!

..er...reddish...

Jingle said...

love your new template,
u r becoming more flexible and well rounded ....

have a fun weekend!

jozien said...

Hi Galen! How is the none smoking after 3 months? Does the craving ever go? Mine has decreased dramatically, but it is still there, and i feel i have to stay very vigilant.
ohhhh i think; please one day far away please can i have one just one :). I am very strict and say; Jozien! Never!