TMI Tuesday...

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A Mr. Pete "Road Ratt" Gearhead from Sturgis S.D. asks...'Dear Mr. Knowitall, the other day when I was stopped at a red light, a car pulled up beside me. The windows on the car were rolled down, and a goofy looking fucker looked like he was reading my helmet stickers, as the light turned green he shouted at me..."Gay Ass Mouse", and the car sped off. I was too shocked to say anything back, but it bothered me all day. Do you know why he may have called me that'?

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Dear Road Ratt, of course I can!

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I'll bet you a six pack of Coors that one of your stickers read.."Ride to Live, Live to Ride" . Am I right? That my Burly friend is called a Chiasmus! It's a little known literary term, and rather than explain it, I'll give you some examples...

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JFK.."Ask not what your Country can do for you, ask what you can do for your Country"!

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Lord Byron.." Pleasures a sin, sin's a pleasure".

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Mae West.."It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men" OR "A hard man is good to find"!

'A waist is a terrible thing to mind'

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The Bible.."Whoever sheds the blood of man; By man shall his blood be shed".

'There is no fear in love, but perfect love casteth out fear"

'Many that are first shall be last; And the last shall be first'

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Hemingway...'Man can be destroyed but not defeated' AND ' Man can be defeated but NOT destroyed.

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French Proverb.."Love makes time pass; Time makes love pass'

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Oscar Wilde..'Work is the curse of the drinking class'..'The English have the miraculous power, of turning wine into water!'

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Grouch Marx..'Time wounds all heels'

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Kermit the Frog..'Times fun when your having Flies'

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A Hangover...'The wrath of grapes'

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OK, get the picture? I hope that this clears up any doubt about someone calling you a name Road Ratt...Good Question!!

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All of this chiasmusing is making Mr. Knowitall grow weary.

I'll close this out with my favorite one...

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me...Than a frontal lobotomy'!

I bid you Adieu....

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ATTENTION: Something is wrong with blogger! Whoever comments after Brian Miller comment #4, they are NOT showing up! Not to me anyway. My comment count shows many more comments than 4, even comments left by me, but they are not showing up! I sure hope that this problem gets solved by Friday...Sorry!~! Grrrrrrrr....