A Ms. Helen Bedd from Chancre Ohio asks....
"Dear Mr. Knowitall, is it true that the dying words of Groucho Marx were 'Last words are for fools, that haven't said enough'?
Dear Helen....NO!! That was KARL Marx!! Groucho's last words were..'Die my dear? Why thats the last thing I'll ever do'!
Good question....
And while we are on the subject, how about a few more famous last words?
* "I have a terrific headache"...Franklin Roosevelt
* "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martini's"...Humphrey Bogart
* "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death, either it goes or I go"!...Oscar Wilde
* "I'll have a Ham and Swiss please"...Cass Elliott
* "My butt hurts"...Rock Hudson
* "I guess one cheeseburger ain't gonna kill me"!...Mahatma Ghandi
* "Damn that yellow snow"!!...Frank Zappa
* "FOOLS!!! I said press an ASS to my breast"...Cleopatra
* "I don't need no stinking safety net"...Karl Wallenda
* "No thanks Raul, not today. Just take a little off the top"...Marie Antoinette
* "Dying is easy, Comedy is hard"...George Bernard Shaw
I hope you enjoyed these little Histrical Tid-Bits.
Remember them if you are ever on Jeopardy or Discovery's Cash Cab!
Peace...!!!
16 comments:
I think that you made some of those up!
Ya know I heard Michael Jackson's were "Not now Oral. Not now!".
LOL. With one of your cheat sheets, I'm sure to be a big Jeopardy winner.:)
I love cash cab. I thought Cass Elliot died from a chicken sandwich?
I'll still chuckling over Helen Bedd. Custer's last words - "I always wanted an Arrow shirt."
profound last words...
"#*^%#^$&^&$#^%^ *^^%%*$$@@!@$$$"
Coleman Young's last words.
LOL@those
lol. i could have used these on a history test...
funny and enjoyable...
just like you! lol
"I'll have a Ham and Swiss please"...Cass Elliott
Hehehehehe...That was so funny! BTW...Poor Rock Hudson, LOL.
Pretty sure we won't see most of those on Cash Cab, G-man. :) I like that show.
"What the Hell was that?" Last words spoken by the Mayor of Hiroshima...
"Where did all these friggin' Indians come from?" Last words of Custer...
lol, mr knowitall has employed some literary license methinks.
Always keepin us on our toes! Nice one g... :)
A couple of those I didn't get..duh. I need to read more People magazine, I think!
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