Monday, December 28, 2009

TMI Tuesday.....




A Ms. Helen Bedd from Chancre Ohio asks....

"Dear Mr. Knowitall, is it true that the dying words of Groucho Marx were 'Last words are for fools, that haven't said enough'?

Dear Helen....NO!! That was KARL Marx!! Groucho's last words were..'Die my dear? Why thats the last thing I'll ever do'!

Good question....
And while we are on the subject, how about a few more famous last words?

* "I have a terrific headache"...Franklin Roosevelt

* "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martini's"...Humphrey Bogart

* "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death, either it goes or I go"!...Oscar Wilde

* "I'll have a Ham and Swiss please"...Cass Elliott

* "My butt hurts"...Rock Hudson

* "I guess one cheeseburger ain't gonna kill me"!...Mahatma Ghandi

* "Damn that yellow snow"!!...Frank Zappa

* "FOOLS!!! I said press an ASS to my breast"...Cleopatra

* "I don't need no stinking safety net"...Karl Wallenda

* "No thanks Raul, not today. Just take a little off the top"...Marie Antoinette

* "Dying is easy, Comedy is hard"...George Bernard Shaw


I hope you enjoyed these little Histrical Tid-Bits.
Remember them if you are ever on Jeopardy or Discovery's Cash Cab!

Peace...!!!

16 comments:

Cindy said...

I think that you made some of those up!

Thom said...

Ya know I heard Michael Jackson's were "Not now Oral. Not now!".

Serena said...

LOL. With one of your cheat sheets, I'm sure to be a big Jeopardy winner.:)

Patty said...

I love cash cab. I thought Cass Elliot died from a chicken sandwich?

Monkey Man said...

I'll still chuckling over Helen Bedd. Custer's last words - "I always wanted an Arrow shirt."

Shadow said...

profound last words...

the walking man said...

"#*^%#^$&^&$#^%^ *^^%%*$$@@!@$$$"

Coleman Young's last words.

JStar said...

LOL@those

Brian Miller said...

lol. i could have used these on a history test...

Jessie said...

funny and enjoyable...

just like you! lol

Susan Anderson said...

"I'll have a Ham and Swiss please"...Cass Elliott

Hehehehehe...That was so funny! BTW...Poor Rock Hudson, LOL.

Lynn said...

Pretty sure we won't see most of those on Cash Cab, G-man. :) I like that show.

buffalodick said...

"What the Hell was that?" Last words spoken by the Mayor of Hiroshima...
"Where did all these friggin' Indians come from?" Last words of Custer...

lime said...

lol, mr knowitall has employed some literary license methinks.

Lulda Casadaga said...

Always keepin us on our toes! Nice one g... :)

Lou said...

A couple of those I didn't get..duh. I need to read more People magazine, I think!