Thursday, July 2, 2009

Friday Flash 55....



The flashing lights lit up my vehicle like a discotheque.
Emotionless, the mirrored Aviators slowly approached the window.

"License and registration please".

He returned to the cruiser...

After what seemed an eternity, he handed me the Citation.

It read..

Failure to acknowledge commenters.
Failure to regularly visit others.
Redundantly Mundane.

Thank You,
The Blog Police.

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If you or anyone you know has posted a Friday Flash 55,
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host, from coast to coast...
Have a HAPPY HOLIDAY...
God Bless America...!!!

56 comments:

Mona said...

hehehe... and how much did he charge? :D

Devotee said...

Wow. That's some harsh ticket.

I have two this week. Call the extra one community service, which beats paying a fine, at least!

the walking man said...

Need an attorney? Call Sam he will fight that lie of a ticket...no fee unless you win.

Prayer Girl said...

Very, very cute.

I love the endless creativity I see in the subjects of 55s.

Mine is going up momentarily.

Prayer Girl

clean and crazy said...

awesome!! you are so awesome, this week hopefully us cops don't beat you up too badly, i will have mine up soon

Mojo said...

A total fabrication! Lying bastard, he's just trying to make a quota. And no way can he hang those charges on the G-Man!

Free. The. Gee!
Free. The. Gee!
Free. The. Gee!
Free. The. Gee!

Oh... uh. sorry. I was just warming up for when this goes before the Supreme Court.
I do have a story of my own to tell... took longer to get the formatting to work than usual though... so I'm a little later than normal.

55 Flash Fiction Friday #51: Chapter 44 - Kinaaraa

KB said...

G - Very amusing. Mine's up.

clean and crazy said...

ok mine is up now too!!

Serena said...

So, what's the fine for that? I'm guilty, too, so it would be good to know.:)

MimiRock said...

Very clever Flash55, G-Man. To answer your comment on my photo of Indian Pipes, I am currently researching whether anyone has ever smoked it, and if not, how it got that name.

My Flash 55 is posted for this week.

Also please note that I've been experimenting with another Blog and that's why I'm pictured as your Follower twice!!!

Tall Karen said...

Very clever Mr. G! No wonder you had to take a picture of that aha moment! It is a great idea! Looks like I'm posting mine early too.
Have a safe weekend. God bless. TK

Vicki said...

I hope they don't fine me!!!!

Mine's HERE

CJ said...

I loved this one. Hope the blog police don't catch me, too.

I just discovered Flash 55 last week and I wrote a dozen of them, so I’m set for several months. I posted my first one here:

http://proartz.blogspot.com/2009/06/giveaway-1-scavenger-hunt.html

anthonynorth said...

Those blog police are hard :-)

You'll find mine here.

Mona said...

Mr. Galen Haynes! I wrote a 55ve too!

Thom said...

Excellent story...Mine is up HERE

Dr.John said...

I think you can fight this one. I know a good blog lawyer who isn't too blogged down.
GREAT 55
Nine is posted.

Fandango said...

You humans even have blog police. You are way out of control. Let us eat a few of you and reduce the pressure.
Good entry

Ours is up

Lou said...

You're lucky he didn't add "occasional smarty pants."

Careful with fireworks this week end!

Mine is up and sooo serious.
http://brokenheartedmom.blogspot.com/2009/07/friday-flash-55.html

James Goodman said...

lol, the man is always tryin to stick it to us. Great 55, Galen.

I posted one this week as well.

Hootin' Anni said...

Blog Police? Oh my goodness...go to blog court, get a good blog lawyer...fight this with every word and post you can. I'd revolt.

Mine's posted.

buffalodick said...

How much was the ticket? Good one today! Scored another monster cake for the 4th....

hope said...

And the fine is it is MANDATORY for you to read each flake of this giant snowball.

Um, wait a minute. I didn't mean to imply we posters are flakes. We're just consistently fun. :)

Mine's up.

Tall Karen said...

Thanks G for permission to add a few more words of explanation...I added a little more with a comment.

Shadow said...

damn this is excellent! but not really accurate.

Linda - Nickers and Ink said...

Ha - Good one.

Hey - ON TIME this week! ;-)

From:
HEART OF A READY WRITER:


WHAT GOD WANTS – THE POWER OF ONE

Eaton Bennett said...

Phew, it was only the blog police! You can breathe easy, Galen. :) Have a great weekend!

My 55

javajazz said...

happy 4th of july, G-man...!
Lana loves you...xoxo

Jadey said...

LOL you are too funny you have never failed to comment or visit me even when I am late go figure. Happy 4th to everyone and my 55 is up.

Akelamalu said...

LOL you're busted G-man!!

Happy 4th July. x

Akelamalu said...

PS Mine's up. :)

Donnetta Lee said...

Very clever, Mr. Galen! You are never mundane!

Mine is up! D

Alice Audrey said...

You, too, G-man? I'm so glad the cop wasn't sitting there when I ran the red light.

Mine is here.

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

That was clever, G-Man! And wishing you and your family a Happy Fourth as well! Thank you! :))

Lani said...

excellent...:-)
Mt kind of story! very cool!

Mine is up..I almost forgot...this is installment 3 of the continuing saga :-)
Lani

Akelamalu said...

Just saw your comment G-man Glad it cheered you G-man and felt I should explain I schedule my posts to go up in the morning but don't get to visit or comment until I get home from work. You were my first visit.

Lani said...

something i seriously wrong on my blog...all my old comments showed up..I think I know what I did/ but it will be down till Ican figure it out! sorry guys.

Lani said...

OK G-man...want to revisit and see if it's working now????

Boy do I have a lot of catching up to do...man...you guys have been busy! whew!

snowelf said...

Most adorable Thursday Portrait Ever.

And we forgive you G-man--you've had some stuff to do. ;)

--snow

ciara said...

i'm up. you know where to find me :) for those of you who don't...i'm at ramblings. xx

ciara said...

ooo you've been busted by the blog police! shame on you lol

JihadGene said...

Guilty as charged.

Susan at Stony River said...

ROFL!! That's excellent! And now the car photo yesterday is even funnier.

I never got to posting one today ARGH just being overwhelmed with packing and last-minute arrangements for a family of five: we leave Sunday for two months in West Virginia. I hope I get there before losing my mind! But all going well, will rejoin y'all (practicing saying y'all) next Friday.

Connie said...

The blog police....too funny. Great 55. I did one today...woo hoo!

Mona said...

Galen, Its Java Jazz's Birthday on Sunday and Topcat's on Monday!

Lulda Casadaga said...

Why do cops wear them aviators anyway? :D I'm working hard to get one up now....

Nessa said...

Very funny. If only...

I joined this week.

secret agent woman said...

Good thing there aren't tickets - I'd have to stop blogging because I couldn't bear the pressure.

myrtle beached whale said...

Better late than never.

pheromone girl said...

Hey, its not even 11pm here on Friday... still plenty early.

I love your 55 today, G-Man!

Spoiled

S said...

I am also guilty, sir.
Happy 4th Gman!

S said...

Holy Cow 51 comments! Its just like in the olden days of bloggin!

Cazzie!!! said...

Too bloody funny..he Galen, if you are too busy to visit others then you MUST be very important and have a life..good onya mate :) I love it when you visit, and yet I wouldn't hold it against ya if ya didnt for some time because w all do have a life out of bloggvillee....but it is fun to share it as well.
We have the kids on mid year vacation right now, things are mad here. I have 5 kids here right now, seems every kid likes to coe here and never leave LOL

Monkey Man said...

My friend, Pheromone Girl, told me about the Friday Flash 55 and you inspired me to start a spin off. I call it my Sunday 160. It is based on text messaging which has only 160 characters in which to create your message. The Friday Flash 55 looks like a challenge, but try the 160 if you want something different.

Fireblossom said...

Hehe, clever 55, G-Man! Here is mine, a day late and a dollar short:

How to explain no 55? Should I tell G-Man that I died? But how explain my voice which speaks? And what about 55's of future weeks? I could say I had plague, or dengue fever, or anything to make a believer of skeptical G-Man, my bloggy friend. I was simply too tired. That's the end!

lime said...

there is still time to redeem yourself