Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Shit-Kickin Tuesday.......

Hiiiiiiideeeee Ho Everybody..!!!!
Sunday The G-Man was tooling around town on the Harley, and while stopped at a red-light some teens were also stopped next to me. One of the kids looked over at the Bike and said, "Hey mister...Your Bikes The Shit!!"
Since my cute little friend and fellow blogger Sarah says that all the time, I knew it was a compliment. But it also made me think of how functional the word 'shit' actually is.....Consider:
You can be shit faced, shit outta luck, or have shit for brains.
With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die!!!
Some folks know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and Shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, some things look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, or just the right amount of shit.
You can have the wrong shit, or a lot of weird shit (sounds like me hehehe)!
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit, and other times you can fall into a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
I guess when you stop and consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of all creation! And another thing, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else....
You COULD pass this along....If you gave a shit!!!!


Strumpet said...


Am I first?

Strumpet said...

Holy shit!

I am.


Breazy said...

LOL! This is a shitty post I tell ya!

How are you Galen? All is well in my neighborhood.

You did post one of my famous sayings...when I am driving down the road behind someone that acts like they don't know how to drive or where they are going I always say "good grief! Could you shit or get off the pot"

Have a beautiful day!

barman said...

Ah, looks like a tribute to George Carlin.

I do love it. I had times this weekend I did not feel like shit. I managed to eat some shit this weekend too. I harley drank shit other than water. My sisters front right tire on her van was a total loss as she totally blew out her tire coming back into the camprground. I am sure she said Oh Shit at least once.

Yep, shit is a very versital word for sure.

Fun post G.

lime said...

you're crazy as a shithouse rat, but i love ya.

S said...


ciara said...

shit, i wasn't first to comment on such a shitty subject.

ha ha @ the photo of mr. hanky the christmas poo. not familiar w the little turd next to him though lol

buffalodickdy said...

Mister Hankey, The Christmas Poo? Hidey Ho, brother! I am a "South Park" addict! Oldest one in existence. I think!

Mona said...

yea, I'm one of those...

why pass it, save it! it might come handy...

Akelamalu said...

You sure know your shit!

Serena Joy said...

I could have done without this shit on a Monday.

G-Man said...

Again....? Your brother is being very generous..hehehehe..:-)

Hi Heather..I'm glad I can oblige!

Bryan...? Shit Happens!

Limey...You give me a shit-eatin grin..:-)

Susie..? Tres Bien!!

Ciara...he's just a little shit!

I may have something for you, we need to talk...G

Hi Mona..How do you say shit again in Hindi?

I DO know some shit..

I know..Same shit, different day!

Serena Joy said...

Ain't that the truth. Same old shit. And it's not even Monday. I'm a day behind. Duh.

Mona said...

its called : pakhana, goo, gobar, mal ...any one of those

javajazz said...

Mr Hankey, the Christmas Goo...