Thursday, September 4, 2008

Friday Flash 55


Virgil was a strange fellow with very unusual pets.
His favorite pet was a centipede named Ralph!
One day he asked Ralph...
"Hey, you wanna grab a beer"?...No answer.
He asked again...
"Ralph, you wanna have a brewski"?...Silence.
"RAPLH"!!!!!!!
Ralph screamed back....
"I heard you the first time, I'm puttin my shoes on"!
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday 55, please come tell the G-Man. I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, then BOOK!!!
Have a Great Week-End everybody...
Peace..!!!

25 comments:

Serena Joy said...

LOL. That Ralph's a scream. With my shoe habit, it's a good thing I'm not a centipede, huh?:-)

Missy said...

I hope I never run across one of those puppies!!!!! Now mudspuppies I don't mind but Centipedes well now that is another ball game all together.


I am up and ready for viewing.

Have a great weekend.

Mojo said...

I think I heard that one before. But it's still funny as hell. And in 55 words too!
What time is it anyway?
Time for this week's 55!
I'm outta town this weekend folks, and cut off from the interwebz for a coupla days. So enjoy and I'll see ya soon!

Mona said...

I think you are going to love a centipeedess ...because she has so many feet! :D

javajazz said...

that's funny, Mona...!

S said...

Ack! Climbs onto a chair.

No muffin top...bad boy. Sit down and behave. Now.

:P

Havent written my 55 yet.

smarmoofus said...

hahaa! Cute!

When I was little, my parents took my sister and I on a cave tour (Carlsbad Caverns, I think), and my sister kept freaking out and asking the tour guide about critters we might encounter, especially snakes and spiders. And the guide assured us that the ambient temperature inside the cavern was too low for cold-blooded creatures... so my sister points at the wall of the cave and asks, "Then what's that doing here?" It was a centipede about the size of Ralph.

Yay for 55s!
-smarmoofus

tsduff said...

I can't do centipedes...

Mona said...

GALEN!!! YOO HOO!!!!
MY 55 IS UP DEAR!
PLEASE COME AND CHECK IT!

barman said...

Groan. Hopefully there were loafers or he will be there all day tying all the shoelaces.

Annelisa said...

Great little story! :-D

lime said...

lordy, shoelaces are the mystery of my son's universe. i hope ralph is more efficient with his!

lime said...

oh yeah, i'm up too

SignGurl said...

This cracked me up, G! I needed that this morning.

Here is my 55.

buffalodickdy said...

Borderline Punny... :)

G-Man said...

Hi Everybody!!!
I got up late today and I have a morning meeting that I must be very prompt for, so I will be answering all 55's when I get home.
Be patient, It'll get done today!
G-Man

James Goodman said...

lol, that was a great 55, G-man. Mine is finally up. :D

Polt said...

Hopefully they were those velcro sneakers, cause tying all those shoes is gonna take a week!

I played as well, G-Man.

HUGS...

ciara said...

haha mr. g :) i'm finally up thanks to missy.

Akelamalu said...

LOL that's a cracker!! :)

Donnetta Lee said...

Oh oh oh oh oh! Very funny, Galen! I get it.

My 55 is now up!

Donnetta

Redheels said...

Ralph is a scary little "pet"
I am writing again.

buffalodickdy said...

Were you at the game? Looks like the quarterbacks better just hand off more... Spread offense needs better blocking to give those guys some time..

Kaknu said...

hahahahaha - that's cute. ;-) I was up on Friday, but was out of town so now I'm finally letting you know. :)

Mona said...

Q: what makes G man Love the color Magenta ?

A: because it sounds like Yenta!

HEHEHEHE back at ya!