Monday, March 17, 2008

" I Like Children, If They Are Properly Cooked.....

Hi Everybody!!! I absolutely had NO ideas for a post today, so I pulled a topic right out of my ass tonight and decided to wing a wet Q-Tip at my extensive library and post about whatever my soft projectile landed on..I hope you appreciate the good taste displayed here by not actually seeing a pic of someone pulling something out of someone's ass..Your Welcome!
Thwaaaap!..W.C. Fields!!!!
Ahh Yessss....
A few quotes from the original movie curmudgeon...
"NEVER give a sucker an even break"
"Women are like elephants to me, I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one"
"Reminds me of a safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew, and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water"
"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard for the rest of your life"
"I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally"
"I never vote for anyone. I always vote against"!
" Start everyday off with a smile, and get it over with"!
" A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for"
" Twas a woman that drove me to drink..And I never had the courtesy to thank her for it"!
" I always keep a supply of liquor handy in case I see a snake--Which I also keep handy"!
" If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it"!
So much for wet Q-Tips...Peace..!!!


Serena Joy said...

It all makes sense to me. And thanks so much for going with the Q-Tip instead of the actual pic.:)

Little Wing said...

Wow, Mr. G-daddy what a great magic trick you have!

So cool to pull something right out of your ass!!!!!

Actually a pic would have been even better!!!!!

I like magic!

Strumpet said...

W.C. Fields was kind of an asshole, huh?

I guess that's what you get when you pull something out of there...

Top Hats are HAWT though.

They make tall men taller.

Hot Wing has me cracking up.

I like magic too.

And magician's assistants.

When they're cut in half.

And bunny rabbits.

I like bunny rabbits a lot.

I'm in Florida and I can't sleep.


Hi, Galen.


barman said...

Boy it must be everyone has a touch of the green flew as I do not see a lot of people out wandering around kickin' the tires.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against

Wow, he must have been voting in the last several elections from the look of it.

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it

I know, bad of me but for some reason that one rather appeals to me. For out of the ass, you did mighty fine although Strumpy is not happy at all.

gab said...

yes yes Ive always like Mr W C Fields! What a great person he was. Q-tips are good for a lot of stuff arent they? lol HUGS

Strumpet said...

Okay, so maybe I need to do a little of my own research on W.C.

Who the HELL would name their kid with the initials W.C.?

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lime said...

hahaha, his comment about how he votes certainly rings with me this year especially.

i'm going to have to remember the wet q-tip trick the next time i am postless.

snowelf said...

Hey Gman,

I'm with Bryan, I like the last one too. Sometimes trying to get something accomplished is the same as running your head into a brick wall!! You can only try something so many times before you look like an idiot. :P

Have wonderful Day Galen!! :)


Breazy said...

I want to sincerely thank you for no pics of pulling objects out of ones ass, we prefer video instead my friend!LOL!

Have a good day!

SignGurl said...

Do I want to know how the Q-Tip got wet?


jillie said...

I'll miss you behave while I am gone!!

Jenn...keep an eye on this guy ok? keep an eye on!!


SignGurl said...

Jillie, it's the buddy system then?

G-Man said...

If I knew a proctologist personally, this post may have been different!

Yes Jadey...
I have a million of them!

W.C. Fields was indeed not liked by a lot of people 'on-screen', and he really did like to drink..
His favorite personal line was..."I never drink water, fish fuck in it"....
Have fun on your vacation..G

Thanks Bryan...G

Gabby Gale...xoxox

Home theater...
I'll go check you out..
If you are not SPAM you are very welcome here...G

Hi Limey...
You are never with-out ideas...
A very active brain you have my dear..

I will Snow-Elf..
Thank you very much..G

Did'nt you work in a hospital?
You would have seen such things..xoxox

You really DON'T want to know..xox

LOVED the toes..xoxox


S E E Quine said...

` Liquor handy... for a snake? Huh?

` Other than that, funny stuff.