Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Ask Mr. Knowitall........

Ask Mr. Knowitall anything about Pussy....

A Mr. Leon Tolstoy from Moscow Idaho asks;
"Do all cats bury it's Ka-Ka"?

Mr. Knowitall said..
"Leon, nearly all domestic cats bury their feces, but in the wild, only the timid ones do! Aggressive cats in the wild actually leave their droppings on tiny advertising hills that they create. This leads researchers to believe that domestic cats see themselves as submissive members of their human families."

A Mr. Chuck Darwin from Galapagos Peru asks;
"Does your pussy lick itself after it rubs against you?"

Mr. Knowitall said..
"Chuck, thats it way of tasting YOU! Thats how it familiarizes itself with the people in it's life".

A Mr. Edgar Poe of Baltimore Md. asks;
"Why do cats play cat and mouse"?

Mr. Knowitall said..
"Edgar, it's because they are not hungry! Wild cats, who eat nothing but the food they catch, NEVER play cat and mouse".

A Mr. William Clinton of Little Rock Arkansas asks;
"Does a pussy purr because it is happy"?

Mr. Knowitall said..
"What do you think"!!!!
(actually no, even dying cats purr. A cat's purr, is a sign of being receptive to social interaction.)

A Mr. Vic Hugo of Notre Dame France asks;
"What shape are the eyes of a cat"?

Mr. Knowitall said...
"Vic, Unlike human eyes, a cats eyes have pupils that are shaped like vertical slits. These vertical slits work together with the horizontal slits of the cat's eyelid to give it greater control over how much light it allows into it's eyes."

YAAAWWWWNNNN, Mr. Knowitall grows weary, see you next week!... Peace

35 comments:

Serena Joy said...

LMAO! I'm kind of glad I don't have cats now that you've leaked all their secrets.:-)
xoxbdxox

lime said...

will the next ask mr knowitall be about wieners?

Snow White said...

Hmmm... It appears that Mr. Knowitall is well versed in this subject! Hugs from the road!

G-Man said...

Hi Serena Joy,
I did'nt tell all...
xoxbgoxoxoxbgxoxoxoxo

Limey!!!
Thats a great idea!!
Thanks..xoxoxo

SnowWhite,
I'm sure glad your safe!!
xoxoxo

MONA said...

thanks for letting the cat out of the bag galen! LOL!

MONA said...

Galen! where are you going for the weekend!!

Gee.. we will not see you till then
[tears flowing like a turbulent river]!!!

GALEN! you never gave ME a xoxobgxoxobg!!!!!

Little Wing said...

Galen? Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Little Wing said...

I think the next one should be about cocks.
As in roosters????????

dickiebo said...

Mr. William Clinton; Depends on whose?

Top cat said...

g-man..very clever play on the word pussy and I like the names of the people who ask questions.

I NEVER bury my crap and I mark every inch of my territory.lol
tc

G-Man said...

Oooooh Mona,
You made a pun!
Thanks..xoxoxo
Where am I going?

JD,
I'll have to see about the Rooster thing..
Thanks xoxoxoxo

Dickiebo!!!
At my age I'm not too picky..Thanks

TC,
Uh Oh, an agressive dominant male!
Hehehehehehe

SignGurl said...

Mr. KnowItAll, why does my pussy love to stuff itself until it's over flowing?

I await your answer...

MONA said...

Galen you said "see you all next week" in your last line so I presumed that you were going somewhere! :-)

jillie said...

Well there are a few that I wasn't aware of. I knew about the purring one....

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

MONA said...

Galen! I read a wonderful post at Signgurl's place.

I think everyone should read it!!

Charles said...

G,
Why doesn't my friend's pussy like cigars, even when they haven't been lit?

pinkhippo said...

Hello handsome, I am here to see you!

Have a good day! :)

MONA said...

Charles Charles! I know the answer to that one!!

Because her name is NOT Monica Lewinsky!!

Galen! sorry! I just couldnt resist!.. giggle!

I am BAD!

Crabby said...

You sure know a lot about pussy.

G-Man said...

Jenn,
Because a stuffed pussy,
is a happy pussy!
Don't you agree?
Thanks for putting it in..er I mean, the input!
xox

Oh sorry Mona dear,
I meant to say this week.
Dang girl, you don't miss a thing!
Sherlock Mona!!
Thanks for careing..xomrxox

G-Man said...

Charles,
I believe Sherlock Mona has solved your riddle, scroll down..

Jillie Bean,
Love to make your kitty purr baby...
Wait a minute, you own 3 dogs!! Whats that noise then?.....Jillie?

PINK HIPPO!!!
Nice to see you sweetie,
You just brightened up my day..

Mona *wink*
xoxomrxox

Crabby,
hehehehe...Thanks.

barman said...

The pussy we had when I was growing up hated bananas.

Scary Monster said...

Gettin questions from dead novelists do make me kinda suspicious of the whole Q&A thang, yet Me found the entire post entertaining. Next time me wants some pussy me will watch carefully to see whether kitty buries the poop or not. Wouldn't want somkething that would scratch and bite, when Me could have one that purrs.

snowelf said...

G-man, you are a clever one!! I liked the names too!! ;)

--snow

snowelf said...

p.s. do you know what I learned about pussy recently? They never meow at each other--only at humans. That's how they attempt to talk to us. :)


--snow

snowelf said...

of course, except for Tc, since he is bilingual. ;)

--snow

gab said...

and do you know about cat's whiskers too? Like do you know why they are some that have very long whiskers while others dont? I know the answers to that question.

G-Man said...

Really?
I've seen many pussy's eating a banana Barman.
Yours must be "Finicky".
Hahahaha
Thanks Brother, for that set up.......G

Welcome back Scary Monster, the G-man appreciates all input!!!
Thanks for vfisiting!!!

javajazz said...

wow, i cant believe
Charles said "pussy".

MONA said...

JAVA JAZZ!!! You noticed too!!! TEE HEE... I cant believe it either!!!

Blame it on G man's blog! Charles is a baby!!

J Morgetron said...

I used to have a little mousie tattoo on my inner thigh... but my pussy ate it.

Har-har-har-hardy-har-har. Snort. Snort.

That's my favorite bar joke.

MONA said...

GALEN!!!!

THANKS FOR THE xoxomrxoxo!!!

I think that is better than any xoxobgxoxobg

Charles said...

Hah. I am perfectly capable of using many words, in the proper context. We learn the word "pussy" quite young.

"Pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been?
I've been to London to look at The Queen.
Pussy cat, pussy cat what did you there?
I frightened a little mouse under a chair."

"Ding, dong, bell,
Pussy's in the well!
Who put her in?
Little Tommy Green.
Who pulled her out?
Big Johnny Stout.

What a naughty boy was that,
To drown poor pussy-cat,
Who never did him any harm,
But killed the mice in his father's barn!"

Words do have other meanings, I'm certain G knows it. Do you?

MONA said...

we do we do Charles!

That is why I said Charles is a baby

I was just thinking...how excited we get when babies learn new words...

We just say... "hey I cant believe it, he just said that"..LOL!

javajazz said...

Big Johnny Stout...!
ha ha!
is that another one
of them thar euphamisms?
double meaning
double meaning!
nyuk nyuk!