Our dear friend Susie, ( aka. The Barefoot Mistress ) always posts a thing called Musical Monday.. Since I am not High-Tech enough to download Rufus Wainwright off of You-Tube, I thought it would be fun to examine some actual Country Music song titles. So without further ado, may I please present the songs that give Country Music the stereotype that it so richly deserves....
" Get Your Tongue Outta my Mouth,
Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye".
" She Made Toothpicks, Outta The
Timber Of My Heart."
" Your The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly."
" It Ain't Love, But It Ain't Bad."
" I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart"
" I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised"
" I Got In At 2 With A 10,
And Woke Up At 10 With A 2"
" If You See Me Gettin Smaller,
It's Cause I'm Leaving You"
" If Heartaches Were Wine,
I'd Be Drunk All The Time "
" I've Got The Hungries For Your Love,
And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line"
" The Last Word In Lonesome Is Me"
" I'll Marry You Tomorrow,
But Let's Honeymoon Tonight"
" You Stuck My Heart in an Old Tin Can,
and Shot It Off The Log"
"Touch Me With More Than Your Hands"
"When We Get Back To The Farm,
Thats When We Really Go To Town"
" I Don't Know Whether To Come Home,
Or Go Crazy"
" I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself,
or Go Bowling"
" If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin,
Wonder Whose I'd Find On You"
"Why Do You Believe That I Love You,
When I've Been a Liar All My Life"
" He's Been Drunk Since His Wifes Gone Punk"
Yeah, I feel a lot better now........Could I have another beer and a shot please?