It's a well known fact that The G-Mans favorite beveridge, is a large regular coffee from Tim Horton's...with double cream! Krispy Kreme coffee is good. Dunkin Do'nuts coffee is good. Starbucks Coffee is very strong and most excellent.
There is an excellent small chain from the Flint area called The Coffee Beanery. There you can also buy fresh coffee beans by the pound. For years the most expensive beans in the house was called Jamaican Blue Mountain. Kona Coffee is also good and quite expensive. But the worlds most expensive and exclusive coffee almost defies description.......But I'll try.
The world's most expensive and exclusive beveridge is made from a coffee bean that has passed through the digestive tract of a cat. The excretions of the Palm Civet Cat are collected from around the coffee plantations of Indonesia, and are sold for about 75 bucks a cup!
Luckily for coffee drinkers, the Palm Civet ingests only the ripest beans, and then internal fermentation by special enzymes adds a unique flavor and removes a source of the coffee's natural bitterness. The beans are then passed whole and and untarnished into the cat's poo!
Hmmmmmm, OK don't stop me now, I feel like ramblin a little...
China is home to a great vintage called, Three Penis Wine. It is made from one part Seal Penis, one part Dog Penis, and four parts Deer Penis. Of course it is used to cure impotence. But it is also used to cure anemia, shingles, and memory loss.
Cow urine is sold in India as a sedative; as a cure for cancer, AIDS, TB, and as an antiseptic aftershave.
A little closer to home, The Yukon Territory is the home of The Sour Toe Cocktail, which gas only two ingredients: an amputated toe and the spirit of your choice. The only rule is...
"You can drink it fast, you can drink it slow, but the lips have got to touch the toe"!
The original artifact was discovered in an unused log cabin by a RCMP in 1973. It was used in drinks for over 700 times, until a drunken gold miner accidently swallowed it..
Jeez, an Ice-Cold Pabst Blue Ribbon even sounds good right now.... Peace.... Galen