Thursday, April 5, 2007

55..........Again!

She flirts with me nearly every day.
With fleeting glances and a demure smile,
She rocks my world. Her name is Shannon.
Red hair, green eyes, perfect ass...
Today finally, I'm asking her out!
Oh, to be that wisp of cloth at the bottom of her thong.
"Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order"?

67 comments:

Strumpet said...

There is not a single hot McDonald's order-taker in all of Chicagoland.

You're a lucky dude, Galen.

Plus, she's a redhead?

Ni-iiiice.

Or is this just metaphor for lusting after a Shamrock Shake?

You should post the rules for this 55 thing. Cos I don't understand it. It's just 55 words? It seems as though there is more to it than that. And it seems funnish. I've been liking the ones you have written here, Galen. Very creative.

gab said...

you crack me up!

Strumpet said...

Choding first, yo.

That never happens to Strumpet on Galen's blog.

This must mean something big is about to happen.

jillie said...

Wooohoooo for Strumpet! She's first...yay!

Maybe since she's a redhead...she's a strawberry shake?

Cool post. You know even in So. Cal. I haven't found ANY hot Mickey D's servers here either.

TGIF to you my g-man xoxo

javajazz said...

STRUMPIE'S # 1...!!!!!

you rock and rule the Universe!

you bet something big is gonna
happen, Strump...its so your time...!
lisa has spoken.
she knows shit.
not in the Shit Knower sense,
but, you know..."shit"...

javajazz said...

G-spot,
that is a GREAT 55,
you little mother...
it really is!
this is your second one only
and look at how you
all the rules straight this time
and made a gorgeous story
AND a killer surprise punchline ending!
you love these challenges, dont you!
plus, you distracted me before i completely fucking lost it over there! see how cool you are G?!
really, this is a great 55.
i should try one.
i dont have the nerve...
its too challenging.
i might blow a fuse.

javajazz said...

wow, yes, it really is
55 words exactly.
cool, man!

G-Man said...

Yes Strumpet, according to the loose rules put forth by the funny and talented Barefoot Mistress.. On Friday your 55 story consists of a plot, a central character, and all in 55 words..Thanks, and yes I do like the shamrock shake...
And yes, you are #1!!!
Always xoxox

Gabby? Getting a little revealing over there aren't you?

Jildo!!
My Angel of Mercy!!

Lisa, thanks for comming when asked. xoxoxoxox
Regardless of what you think, I know that you could do this 55 thing.
Thanks JJ..*wink*
Serenity Now....

cathy said...

Well this is more like it, I can see you are going to be keeping me on my toes. I hope that strumpet and javajazz do join in!

MONA said...

do you mean you enjoy being a sanitary napkin????

MONA said...

... a conclusion drawn from the line: " oh to be a wisp of cloth at the bottom of her thong"

barman said...

Mona, I think he wants to be the thong itself. Interesting thought.

Gee when ever I go to McDonald's it is the drive through so I have no idea if there are any hotties there. Somehow I thought you would be talking about the Tim Horton's girl if there is one.

pink ginger 珂琳 said...

g-man - what will be the most important quality for a woman to stay attractive after age of 55, beside perfect ass?

Cazzie!!! said...

Uh huh, a Maccas girl hey, wonder if she offers you fries with that, hehe.
Good writing mate.

G-Man said...

Cathy, thank you my dear,
All I want to do is play by the rules..

Mona, there are some expressions that one must look beyond the literal translation..
And if she had a thong on, she probably was not wearing a sanitary napkin. But if the girl was fine enough....You bet!! And 2 of them have already commented.hahaha!

Barman, you are absolutely right! Good job..In fact all the Tim Horton gals know me by my same order every day..One large regular coffee, with double cream! One day this super-hot cutie named Nikki wanted to know if I had a nickname, I thought for a moment and smiled, and she said "you do, don't you"?
I said...'G-Man'!
So now every morning when I go thru the drive in window to pay, they all say " Good Morning G-Man" in unison...It's awesome..

Hi Pink Ginger!!
I think that age is irrevelent, if your hot your hot! But a perfect ass helps...It's so nice to see you, Thanks for visiting as always!..G

MONA said...

Ginie in a bottle, please convert G man into a thong.
WOOOOSSSSHHHHH.
Hey all of you, see this is a magenta thong here...
I hope next Hnt we see a megenta tatooed thong riding a mobike!

I told ya g man, it WAS freaky, So I quit.

Strumpet, This is G man's blog, & ettiquette requires me to quit being a Bad professor for good

Ok, G man, I am turing back to good & my time starts NOW.

G-Man said...

No No No Mona!!
There is no bad or good here..
This is everyones escape.
This is everyones chat room.
This is everyones forum.
This is everyones comment box.
We are all friends here, and no one judges any others....Unless of course you happen to be an Ass-Hole.. But other than that, all are welcome to act as they please..

...a magenta thong?
( I think ...yes! )

G-Man said...

Cazzie!!
You snuck in on me girl!
Ya know. I have seen a pic of you, and you are a smokin hot chickie!!
Thats why you have 4 kids, No one wants to leave you alone..I'll have to come over after work for my Friday Aussi history lesson..G'day!

SignGurl said...

Your 55 got a hearty snort from me! That's a compliment by the way.

Remember when Prince Charles wanted to be Camilla's tampon?

Top cat said...

galen you have a wonderful way with words.You use humor, intellect and emotion.
Perhaps years of being a salesperson has helped you learn to express yourself cause this was good, very good.
Or maybe you became a salesman because you possess these qualities.
I'm starting to sound like lisa(and I mean that in a good way):)
Have a great weekend.
tc

lime said...

teeheee.....well done! cute twist at the end, g-man.

Strumpet said...

I'll have to go around and read more of these '55's when time permits. They sound like too much fun.

Jazzy, I thank you for your support more than you know. I need it.

Mona, I do hope that you, at least, continue on with your history and culture lessons because they are way too interesting and one can never know too much chootadh. Even us knowers of shit and the knowitalls. You are only too awesome and fun. Don't stop! You just want me to beg, don't you?


Cathy, the encouragement is appreciated. I had know idea this 55 thing went on until last week. And getting another dose of it today from Galen has my curiousity highly piqued.


Ms. Sign, that's a most regal comparison. I love it! Definitely got a guffaw out of me. I tried to snort, I really did...but it just didn't happen. A guffaw was the best I could do. And I thank you for that. It's best to start the day off with a guffaw.


Galen, luv, it was very hard to resist going to get one this year. VERY HARD. Cos I love Shamrock Shakes too. And all this talk about shakes is making me want one! I think I'll just get a Green Tea Frappuccino instead. Well, if it's not too cold outside anyhow.


Jillie, Strawberry DEFINITELY works. For sure! She sounded slightly Irish with her red hair and green eyes and a name like Shannon. Don't ask me why. But, Strumpet likes all flavours! When it comes to shakes. But, if I'm going to go out for a shake...I actually truly enjoy old-fashioned malts made with real malt powder. Now, malts are the chootadh.

And for those of you that DO remember Cock Robin...they sure did make a mean one.

Top cat said...

reference nose HNT.actually the count is up to 45 but you have to deduct 10 because of my reply comments.
You make me LMAO galen.
take care sparky!:)
tc

MONA said...

Really G-man? Are you sure?
I mean are you sure that you are sure?
& I was thinking I was going overboard being an asshole here [ translated as chootadh ka ched]
But things seem upside down here.
So Yaaaaayyy... back to being professor.

Strumpet, I really thought that this conversation was getting sorta freaky & I was being a chootadh ka ched.But then what the hell, it was fun & believe me I am enjoying it thouroughly here.

Thank You G-man, this is a wonderful escape & whatever else you mentioned there.

javajazz said...

Mona, i think deep down in our hearts we know that the true way to be here on the earth is just the way we really are, instead of being what we think people want us to be...that way everyone gets to contribute their unique flavour to this wonderful soup of humanity...i think your deeper instincts are very in tune, and i see you as a beautiful, graceful, kind, intelligent soul, who brings a wealth of riches from her own culture all the way over here...this is your true beauty and your pure essence...i say always follow what your heart and your instincts tell you...for ultimately you know the truth and nothing external to that can change it...this is true for all humans.
sent with love, lisa

jillie said...

Jenn...that is a funny one! Is that really true? Now that I think of it, I kind of remember something like that.

g-man...this is your digs...we love it cuz we love you!

Snowelf said...

g-man...is this a true story?? Are you really asking her out?

--snow

barefoot_mistress said...

Wow I mean, go for the gold, G~man.....aspire to be in the best spot...don't be shy....none of that stretch while yawning thing as you sneak your arm around her shoulders....NOOOOO....none of that peck on the cheek on the porch at end of date...NOooo... go for the wisp of cloth in thong...LOL..a word of advice,while you're down there, don't ask for supersize! LOL

barefoot_mistress said...

Oh! I forgot to say choading!
Maaaa choad!

jillie said...

I am so with you there. I like the malt flavor. Dammit...now I am hungry for one. Have you ever had a "hot fudge malt?" They are to DIE for if you like hot fudge. I wish there was a place in So. Cal. that made good malts. Hey...there's always The Corvette Diner in Hillcrest. It's done up in the 50's stuff and the staff is dressed up REALLY funky. Wild colored beehive hairdo's and what not. I think that might be the plan for the day. Go there and then go and see the new Quenten Tarrantino movie. Wanna go? You can be my HAWT HAWT date...

OK...TC can come along too...hell, why not our whole bloggin family?! Now wouldn't that be a hoot. If we could ALL meet at a central location? What a P A R T A Y that would be!!

MONA said...

Lisa, you are so absolutely right.One shud follow one's heart. True it will take you to dangerous realms, true it will take you to territories unknown & make you go astray, you will fall many a times, but only if you fall you shall be able to learn to rise.
When a child lears to walk, he falls many a times before he can stand straight,& then learn to take steps, then start walking & then running.
So follow your heart, & make as many mistakes as you can, for unless you have knocked a few wrong doors, how will you come to know that you have arrived at the right one?
So make as many mistakes as you can
But never make the same mistake again.

MONA said...

Barefoot, is galen looking for a supersize chod underneath that pint sized cloth?
Galen your paunch wont allow it, it is more khara than your lund khara I guess.
But then some kamasutra poses wud have helped I guess.
One kamasutra teacher was teaching a very tall woman with a short husband
Their problem was like this:
The man said, " professor, nose to nose, toe goes, toe to toe nose goes.what shall we do?"
the professor wise person was quick to reply:
" chest & nose, knees and toes."

So dont worry galen, any probs there & we will work it out.

javajazz said...

oh boy...
Galen?
Serenity Not Now.
(wink)

javajazz said...

Strumpie,
you're cooler than you know.
xoxo Jazzshitdisturber

javajazz said...

Cathy! might just take you up on your challenge of the mind!
i appreciate the little spark
you just created!
especially coming from a
smart cookie such as yourself!
can you just imagine
the strumpie/jazzy versions
of 55? oy vay!!
xo

javajazz said...

but ya, Top Sweetest Cat,
i totally agree with these qualities you have picked out that have contributed to Galens writing gifts...he is a bright, sensitive,
knowing man, just disguised, so no one will make fun of his brain and beat him up....i really dig his 55!
(ooh, that sounded hot!)

javajazz said...

i cant believe charles would want to be someones tampon. that is so fucked up.

javajazz said...

Jillie?
i've decided on the perfect location
for the annual Mr. Knowitall Blogfest meeting for all you wacks...
Terry's house!
whaddaya think?
(hee hee!)
xo

jillie said...

The way I look at it...nose to nose...toes to toes...

In bed...we're all the same height. Be creative ;o)

jillie said...

Wooohooo Party at Terry's! I'm all over that.

Now wouldn't that be FUN!?!?!?!

JJ you ARE brilliant...simply brilliant xo

cathy said...

Anyone wanting to do 55 should visit barefoot mistress at Susies The Boss. She started the whole thing and she posted a real hummdinger this week.

SignGurl said...

"Published online: 3 October 2006
Abstract In 1993 a magazine published the transcript of a telephone conversation between Prince Charles, heir to the British crown, and his lover in which the couple made joking references to tampons in an erotic context. The story quickly spread around the world and became a source of embarrassment for Charles and the Royal family. This article reviews the media coverage of the story and discusses what it suggests about attitudes toward menstruation and men's references to it."

javajazz said...

ha! Sign! how could you ever
find such an article?
thats a hoot, man!
ps how are you feeling?
better i hope!
xo

SignGurl said...

JJ, the pain was a bit decreased yesterday. Today it is worse. Thanks for asking.

My eyes look crossed in my profile picture. WTF?

javajazz said...

they do NOT look crossed, silly!
i was just thinking what a nice
photo it was, noticing you had changed it...

sometimes you can have "fun" with your pain...(i know, you think i'm nuts...join the club.) well, i'm sure you have heard of creative visualization, where you play some cool imagination games...the mind is powerful and yours is no exception...sometimes when we feel pain, we tend to try to shut it off, push it away, clench our bodies up good and tight to brace ourselves for all this crap we dont want to feel...
well, you could play around with it a bit, just as an experiment, maybe take one of 2 possible courses...maybe sit in a quiet place somewhere, nice and comfy, on a couch, put up your feet, get in a position that is manageable for you, and just close your eyes, take a few breaths, get inside yourself a bit...
path #1 might be to just meet up with the pain, say hello to it, hang out, really feel it, talk to it, stuff like that, just dont fight it off or try to push it away...and just sit with that for a bit, like becoming more aquainted with yourself or this part of yourself...
i think path #2 might entail using your imagination a bit and you could do path one first and then this one, where you just imagine yourself in your minds eye, to feel free of all pain, envision it the way you want to feel, with all the pain gone, just see in your imagination, yourself fully functioning, pain free, happy, relaxed, maybe imagine yourself in a place that makes you very very happy and just envision that beautiful environment all around you and see yourself as all healed and having no pain...imagine yourself as you want to be, and think of it as if you are already that way...even if you take 5 or 10 minutes once, twice, three times a day, and get into this meditative space, it will help. you have the power to do this yourself...it is amazing what the mind is capable of creating...! feel better! xo

Manny said...

I thought it was Manny who rocked your world.


Maybe I'll try 55 next week.

G-Man said...

GIRLS GONE WILD!!!
Holy shit ladies, I am a very slow typist, bear with me...
And I'll thank my Hostesses at the end...

Jenn, a snort from you is of the highest compliment, thanks.xoxoxo

TC, thanks for your encouragement, comming from you I am very honored! Cause you my friend are THE TOP CAT!!

SNOWELF!!
You finally paid a visit to the ole G-Man, I hope you weren't disappointed?
Thanks a lot .....
And NO! It was fiction..

Michelle!
*smooch*

Mistress? So it's OK?
Susies The Boss!!
Keep talkin that Hug!!

First of all, I want to thank the always entertaining Strumpet, for being such a cordial hostess in my absence today...55 words to you takes about 45 seconds to bang out..So once you get a few under your belt, I know you will like it...

And Dr. Mona, thanks again for your lessons.
We feel very informed after each and every visit..And I'm very glad that you have faith in my choding ability, in spite of my paunch!!
So very kind of you...

JavaJazz? What can I say?
Thanks for helping me out today...You have a heart of Gold!
And your very diplomatic!
*wink*
Galen xoxoxox

Jillie, you are such an attraction! I should pay you to hang out here more often. Your funny, sweet, and your my girl!
G-Man loves Jildo!

Jenn, Thanks again baby, cause I know how you really feel.xoxoxoxoxox
I'll never be able to thank you enough...Galen

Manny, you have nothing to worry about...xoxoxox
I'll be right over!!

Manny said...

I just love the pic of you on your bike below.

G-Man said...

Thanks Manny, theres room ya know....C'mon!

javajazz said...

ya, i'm really diplomatic!
ha!
now, if i could just learn
to keep my big mouth shut,
i'd have it down to a fine art!
hope your awesome dinner
was a hit, Chef G-Biker!
yum yum, what a great cook!
i think i would have enjoyed
the pierogis the best, ham too!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

MONA said...

Galen going for Gala time with Goose with sauce & G- strings.

Silent ladies, respect his goofing!!!

G-Man said...

JJ, thats my Easter dinner..But It will be good.Hmmmmmmmm....
The Intutive Diplomat!
Thats sounds like a British Movie...Thanks..G

Mona, it all depends who had them on!

MONA said...

wee if someone with another kingsize paunce has them on, then it sure wudnt work.

Then kissing will also be a see- saw affair.when u kiss her, you will have to bend till your feet are at an angle of 45 degrees up in the air & vice versa.

But I guess in that case, a blow job wud be perfect, with u standing & she squatting on the floor[ if her paunch will allow her to sqat.[for visuals, check out the pose in EBZEP's korean theme park sculptures]

barefoot_mistress said...

Ok Chodis, I didnt invent 55 flash fiction...I just sorta resurrected it on the blogs....so dont go giving me all the credit. And just when I was thinking about shirking my responsibilities, you all come along and wanna play 55 again...OK OK I'm down with it.


Next week I am thinking about doing a greatest hits 55, maybe post my favorite 5 55s of the past for those of you who weren't around when I still had a brain! Hahah

G-Man said...

Mona, This is like therapy isn't it?
Now I'm sure you are feeling much better now!

G-Man said...

Susie, that would give us rookies a better idea of what to look for!!

MONA said...

barefoot mistress, you talk about 55 while we are discussing the disgusting 69 here...

G-Man said...

OK Mona, how about we discuss a 68 instead of 69?

Whats that, you may ask?

OK, you do me, then I'll owe you 1.......

cathy said...

68 mona 68

MONA said...

now I am wondering really...
Cathy, you tell me, i wont ask g-man or he will say now you owe me one

G-man, there are other fish in the pond ha ha ha!

Strumpet said...

I don't think 69-ing is disgusting AT ALL.

I rather think it can be a good time!

MONA said...

on second thoughts...me too thinks that strumpet...THAT is really hot!

jillie said...

69? Is that like "wine me, dine me, 69 me????"

MONA said...

jillie, 69 cannot be just "69 me" it is 69ing EACH OTHER. that is a mutual affair. For only Me you will have to use the term 'cunnilingus me' understand?

G-Man said...

Cathy, I'm glad you got it!!
Thanks Strumpet..
At least you kinda changed Mona's mind on the subject of mutual pleasurin!!

Yeah Jillie, I wanna hear you say..
Cunnilingate me...Please?

Strumpet said...

Glad to be of service.

^_~

G-Man said...

You Rock!! xoxox