Sunday, March 25, 2007

Who Killed Cock Robin?.........

Throughout our lives we have always had great unanswered questions. Questions like...
Is there a God...and if so whats her name?
How will I be remembered?
Why don't cashiers put your receipt in the bag at the grocery store anymore?
If a tree fell in the forest and no one was there, would there be a sound?
If a man and a woman were arguing in the forest and no one was there, would he still be wrong?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
When taking a newspaper from a stack of papers, why do we NEVER take the top one?
If Quantas Airlines merged with Aer Lingus, would it be called Quantas Lingus?
Is there life after death?
Are we worth more dead or alive?..UH Oh!...theres a question that I think Mr. Knowitall can help us with.......Here are the worlds Top Ten Highest Earning Dead People.....

Elvis Presley..45 million per year Thank You, Thank You Very Much!!

Charles Schultz..28 million per year Rats!

John Lennon..20 million a year Cold Turkey!

Andy Warhol..16 million per year He got more than his 15 minutes!

Theodor S. Geisel ( Dr. Seuss ) 10 million a year I'm dead I am!

Marlon Brando..11.3 million a year I could have been a cadaver!

Marilyn Monroe..8 million a year Favorite Group...The Dead Kennedys

JR.R. Tolkien..8 million a year Bilbo BodyBag

George Harrison..7 million a year While My Guitar Gently Sleeps Forever

Johnny Cash..7 million a year The Man In Black


Man, that was kind of depressing! Hows about G-Man leaves you with a little joke......

A Nun was feeling very guilty about something, so she decided to go to confession....
" Bless me Father for I have sinned"
The Priest...'What is it my child'?
" Father, I am feeling so ashamed of myself, underneath my habit, I do NOT wear any underwear"!
The Priest.." God has forgiven you my child...For your pennance, say 5 Our Fathers...5 Hail Marys...And do 5 cartwheels'!!!.......

Have a great Sunday everybody.........Peace .....Galen

52 comments:

cathy said...

can you explain why an establishment which would have us believe that God can make a virgin pregnant is against contraception.

Strumpet said...

I grew-up not a block from a Cock Robin.

They had the BEST Maple Walnut ice cream.

One of my favourite pictures of myself as a little girl is of me and my brothers eating ice cream cones from Cock Robin late one hot summer night. We have ice cream dribbling all down our mouths and have the biggest grins a kid could ever have upon our faces. We're all holding up our ice cream cones like they're the Olympic Torch, or something.

Cock Robin also had THE best chocolate ice cream sodas.

Cock Robin was AWESOME.

Cock Robin played a HUGE part in why THIS Strumpet loves the word 'cock' so much.

Cock Robin rocked.

Strumpet said...

Oooooo....I was second.

Autumn Storm said...

Chicken or the egg?

One down, millions to go. :-)
Happy Sunday, G.

MONA said...

is waqt mere sar mein bohot zor ka dard hai , jawaab baad mein doongee!

barman said...

OK, let's knock another one off the list. A man is always wrong, period.


Now what are you talking about Cock Robin? I did some research

That was a poem. I found it here

And it was (and actually is) still a resteraunt/ice cream place. Here is an article about the chain.

And here is the last remaining Cock Robin.

Cock Robin Ice Cream Co.
8861 Burlington Ave
Brookfield, IL 60513

(708) 485-7504

OK, so now a new question to add to the list. Where did g-man come up with this?

Am I that deprived that everyone knows this poem but me? I guess so. Oh well.

Top cat said...

good morning g-man, another beautiful day in sunny michigan.
Man you are cranking out these posts bud, I've run out of shit to post so carry on for the rest of us.lol

Manny said...

If I were a nun, I wouldn't wear any panties either.

javajazz said...

yes, Strumpie, i too, did a double take, wondering just what the "it"
was, he was popping on...
between that, Cock Robin, and Autumn coming 4 times in one night over at Jillies place (AND surviving being under G-man), i'd say its been a rather interesting weekend so far...

and Barman! what a cool documentor you are, or, i dont know what you call a looker upper of information...you're always good at finding all these neat obscure old facts and things...whats the name for that, JJ is frustrated when she forgets words...argh!!
this is pre coffee, and i'm menopausal so my brain is kind of slowly vapourizing and does not have immediate access to words, tho you wouldnt know it the way i ramble on...

and Gee, man, i need coffee to deal with you, babe...

and mr beautiful Cat, you know what i love? those beautiful photos you post of stuff from your window, even a tree outside, or a ray of sunshine shining in to greet you...your photos say a lot, and many people dont even post words, when the photos say plenty...
xo

SignGurl said...

How much do you suppose Anna Nicole is making now?

jillie said...

LOL...I've never heard of Cock Robin...

Hmmmmm....BUMMER!

I haven't had coffee yet so my brain functions haven't kicked in yet...

Soon....soon...but I'll be back.

Hey...that's one on the list that should have been there from Arnold and The Terminator..."I'll be back!"

G-Man said...

Yes Cathy I can...
The people that controlled said establishment, were all male. They felt threatened by any outside influence that could have usurped their power. Much of their views on sex and marriage was established by St. Thomas Aquinas, who was a guilt ridden former Womanizer and Horn-Dog. He had already gotten his share of sex in his life, but when he could no longer get it up, and he found God, he decided that sex should only be for procreation and not recreation...
This warped doctrine, was established by the Church as a means of control, and they still have not come to realize that ancient thought may have been flawed....
Ask Galileo about ancient Church doctrines.

Hey Cathy congratulations on being first...Quite a coup around these neck of the woods...

Damn You Strumpet!!!
Now I have this image of you smiling, with gooey dribbly creamy stuff all over your face.
But I do LOVE Maple Nut as well..My Favorite.xox

Autumn, always a pleasure having you join the fun, you are such a touch of class, I'll check out your link when I'm through commenting.
Thanks Baby.....Galen xo

Mona...Dahst du shadda mushugeneh hazer...Galen

Yes Barman, I'm afraid your just too young to know certain things...

Mornin TC, I wanted to ride the Harley today, but it looks like I'll have to wait a bit...

Manny, Thanks sweetie for that image...
Your my Cartwheel Queen!

Why JJ, whatever do you mean?
Tim Horton's is next on my list as well...xox

She's making maggotts!
Thanks for asking my ever shrinking Gurl of Signs...xoxox

G-Man said...

Jildo...Good Morning darlin! Wow, you sure are up early....Oh I forgot, your Doggies!!
Hahahahahaha

javajazz said...

k, you are totally on a roll this morning mr smoothie...
i laughed my big ass off, what you said to mona!! ha!!! honestly, havent laughed out loud like that in eons! (meschugana what??)
ohhh, i now i get it...chuzzer!!!
jeez, G, you're gonna make me more Yiddish than i was ever meant to be...
you are one funny dude...well, today you are, anyway...one step at a time, putz!
(ha!!) i love that word!
(i know you'll be looking it up...i apologize in advance!)
xoxo

G-Man said...

JJ, you think I've never been called a dick before? Hahahaha
I know many more...
Shlong, Schvance, Schmeckle..People would really be amazed if they only knew of the extent of the Yiddish language in our own everyday talk.
...and I'm trying very hard not to be too 'schmaltzy' with you yenta...xoxoxox

Strumpet said...

Barman,

THANK YOU FOR THAT INFORMATION!

The next time I'm at the Zoo...I'm hittin' up the Cock for some ice cream.


Sir Galen,

They SO need to make a flavour called Pearl Necklace.

I still laugh at Schmeckle.

Hee.

DarkAngel said...

Good Afternoon Galen!

By the way, cashiers give you your receipt so you'll remember to note your checkbook that you used your debit card. Otherwise it'd get lost in one of 23 sacks and you'd toss it out ...

hee hee.
Enjoy the day sweetheart
DA

cathy said...

Oh yes I know all about Thomas, that guy was even against you poor chaps enjoying a decent wank.
LOOK NO HANDS!

G-Man said...

Well if they do come up with that flavor...
I'll pass thank you...
No more Lucky talk!!!!!
He had The Maltese Falcon!
You know..."the stuff that dreams are made of".
YOU!
And he didn't know what to do with it..
So frustrating to all normal men...

Dark Angel, out and about in the daylight hours. Hi Sweetie!!
Well I don't have a debit card. So it bothers me. But I love you baby...xoxox

pink ginger 珂琳 said...

G-man : How much will you be charging if someone requested that you change the evil wallpaper in your blog?
:) :)

G-Man said...

Cathy, back for round two? All this esoteric shit gives me a headache!
I mean I can hang with you deep thinkers if I have to..but I'm not too inspired today..
I shot my wad on your previous comment.( so to speak )
But please keep comming back, sometimes a fresh face adds some pizzaz to the mix....Galen

javajazz said...

and by the way, woo hoo, man!!

"The people that controlled said establishment, were all male. They felt threatened by any outside influence that could have usurped their power. Much of their views on sex and marriage was established by St. Thomas Aquinas, who was a guilt ridden former Womanizer and Horn-Dog. He had already gotten his share of sex in his life, but when he could no longer get it up, and he found God, he decided that sex should only be for procreation and not recreation...
This warped doctrine, was established by the Church as a means of control, and they still have not come to realize that ancient thought may have been flawed....
Ask Galileo about ancient Church doctrines..."

you rock, baby!

ps i think Schmeckle would be an awesome flavour for ice cream...

dont know what schvance is, i think you made that one up...schlong is gross...actually dont even know what schmeckle means but i've heard it more often, and believe me, if my grandpa wasn't the epitome of the polish jew, no one was...! i heard all this yiddish stuff flying around as a kid, just didnt pay much attention to it...

putz is more like a goof than a dick...dick is so harsh!!

G-Man said...

Pink Ginger?
New avatar?
Oh My, that is just soooo hot! Please tell me that is you!
I'll have to think about that one sweetie. My personna dictates SKULLS!
But for you..I'll think about it...G xoxoxox

G-Man said...

JJ, trust me baby..It's a word!!

G-Man said...

Goof, or a sap is more of a schmendrick!!
Stop it JJ, your killin me...

javajazz said...

oh my goodness gracious mr H,
you are flooring me with your
extensive and unneccessary knowledge of Yiddish terminology here...(is Yiddish actually considered a language, mr Knowitall?) hey wait!
is that...is that how you got
your NAME????
you really do know a lot of shit,
man...i dont know why you carry on like it makes you all wet when other people (esp. women) are bright, as if you dont got da stuff yourself! sheesh, gimme a break mr vast pool of knowledge...and you construct a pretty damn good sentence yourself, so cut the crap already bub...
(so, is shvance a really disgusting word? if i ask my dad, will someone be shocked?) and ps, we talk about all kinds of stuff in my family usually without batting an eyelash...no topic seems to phase (faze?) anyone in my family...its just the way i grew up...knowledge is knowledge...a good discussion is a good discussion whether we're discussing menstrual abnormalities, sexual preferences or Plato, or Playdough for that matter...
i'm calling up Larry...he needs a good distraction, poor guy's kind of depressed these years..

SignGurl said...

G, come and get me on the hog. I'm bored!

wmy said...

Is is bad that I have no idea what or who cock robin is??

Thought so!

SignGurl said...

Pssssstttt, Wendy! I have no idea what or who Cock Robin is either. Does it have something to do with Batman?

jillie said...

And when you're done with Jenn, I don't mind being sloppy seconds. I'll go hang with strumpet and do some "cock robin"

LMAO

G-Man said...

You know JJ, to me Schvance is kind of a Classy slang word..Not as formal as Penis, but not as crude as Cock!
And please, I am only knowledgeable because of my age. You are bound to pick up a few tidbits of information lf you live long enough..Hahahaha

Jenn, I do have an extra helmut...Hop on Baby!!

Wendy, when I was growing up that was a very well known poem..
See? The age difference again!! Nice to see you Baby.....G xox

SignGurl, your just way too young...

Jillie Bean, you two together would cause great dammage to all men!
But what a way to go!!

lime said...

i don't want my receipt in the bag because if it is my debit card it comes out of my checking accoutn and i have to record the thing in the register. if it's in the bag it gets lost or thrown away.

i'm wondering about ted williams, i bet cryogenic storage of him is costing people all sorts of money....

javajazz said...

hey, i'm almost as old as you, G, but i swear i have never heard that word uttered in all my life, which doesnt say a lot for my jewish sex life...

well, it appears there's everything for everybody here on internet land, as my googling fingers found out...and G-ster, your blog, being the educational mecca that it has become, it compels me to share with your faithful and bright readers, the following definition of the word "schvance":

1. schvance

A term used for a man's penis.

So last night I was with this chick and I was banging her until my schvance turned blue!

2. schvance

The term for a husky mid-western man's wang

Like the humanitarian he is, Chad fed that crack whore a healthy portion of his schvance.


clearly, there is no shortage of information to be found for the info-maniacs out there...

javajazz said...

Schvance Robin...!

G-Man said...

Trini!!!!
I Missed you Baby, are you serene and well rested now that you've retreated?

JJ, I feel a post comming on...
But I'm not quite sure if a Goy should expound upon this subject matter or not!

Manny said...

I dunno.

javajazz said...

oh oh...
well, dont ask me,
i'm certainly no expert
on What People Should Do...
just dont call it
Goys R Us...okay?

MONA said...

Good morning G- man. It is 5: 54 in the morning here.
I am sorry I cud not tell you whether if there was shit flying yesterday. You see, it was night time here when you asked that & I couldnt go out and look & anyway, even if there was, I wouldnt have been able to see it in the sky in the dark as the moon is also not so big theses days.

Cazzie!!! said...

Blahahaha, love the joke. I would rather be rich in love than in money...hang on, I have that, DOH (Homer Simpson moment). Unreal how much dosh dead famous people make hey??

G-Man said...

Oh manny you do know!!

JJ, All this kvetching is making me think I can do it, but I don't want to be a neebish either!
Oy gevalt..

Mona dear, I didn't get you up did I? You sure are an early riser..xoxo

Cazzie Honey, how are things down under baby?
Glad you got a chuckle..
See you soon, Yeah I'm worth more dead thats for sure....G-Man

jillie said...

JJ...hey I learned something new today!

G-Man said...

Yeah Jildo, and what was that?

javajazz said...

oh, sorry, i dont mean to interrupt here, mr G, but i think Jillie was talking to ME!!!!

Yes, Ms. Jildo, what did you learn today? hopefully, not the SECRET WORD!!!

(scream!!!)
clang clang clang clang!!
(sirens, bells, whistles...!)

and G...? its not a neebish,
its a nebbish...and not to worry, many people have an innate fear of being a nebbish...

SeaRabbit said...

Oh well... I'm fine with that... some have it... sme haven't...
I worte more dead than alive.. reason why I'm contemplating suicide here and there...

G-Man said...

JJ, whatever, I do good for a goy toy n'est ce pas??

Jo, we all have our moments...BUT, I don't think your children would agree with that...
do you ?
Personally, I think that you underestimate yourself way too much.
You are very smart in Two Languages..You take care sweetie...G xoxoxxx

Strumpet said...

That comment had nothing to do with Lucky!

I rarely think about him. But, I think that's only because he was too boring for me to have anything to think about cos I feel bad that I don't really think about him. But, oh well.

I will say, though, that I also rarely go for normal men.

I like 'em kind of crazy!

And the pearl necklace flavour would just be like a vanilla frosting pineappley flavour.

It would be totally safe for both sexes to enjoy. It would just have a dirty name.

DO NOT CHANGE THE SKULL WALLPAPER!

Schmeckle could be like a coconutty macaroony flavour.

I'd do a double scoop. One Pearl Necklace and one Schmeckle. With sprinkles.

Oh and nuts.

You can't forget the nuts.

And whipped cream is good.

And cherries.

Cherries fucking rock.

And oh my GOD! JILLDO!!! We are SO going Cock Robin together.

Soon!

Let's go!!

Woo!

And Cock is not crude, Galen. Cock is a beautiful word....cos it's a beautiful thing.

G-Man said...

Well Chandra, I'm glad you like it. Cause if your happy...I'm Happy!!

javajazz said...

i'm gonna have to agree with Chandra Strumpie here...though i tend to celebrate it a bit more quietly...but hey, whats not to love here?

i love that name Pearl Necklace for an ice cream flavour! how wild is that! but i shudder at the thought of pineapple ice cream...oh god, blechhhhhhh! i'm sorry, its just unfathomable, please forgive me...almost as unfathomable as Galen removing his skullpaper...
but the Schmeckle flavour was absolutely right on!! it just had to have coconut or something schmeckly in it, textured, bits, bumpy things...schmeckle does not connote smoothness...how about a double Schmeckle? you could always put Pearl Necklace around it!!
ha! i'm a genius!
and so is Strumpie, with her wild imagination!

G-Man said...

Theres a Jewish Punk Band if ever I heard one.
" Coconut Schmeckle" !

Strumpet said...

Coconut Schmeckle.

Opening for Foxy Cargo next week.

cathy said...

cathy said...
which post? I don,t know which planet I'm on this week. Real life has been like having a full frontal lobotamy and getting buggered at the same time this week.no anesthetic or lubrication!!
sorry for the mix up.

answers
God is a hermaphrodite
who said that
who cares
yes
it is a man's secondary function to be wrong
egg
too dusty
well not aer airlines
NOW IF CUNNARD MERGED WITH AIR LINGUS...
yes,lots of people have died and I'm still alive.
auto answered but was it as much fun as auto erotic
AND NOW NUNS.
3 nuns were sitting on a fence when a streaker ran past
2 of them had a stroke but the 3rd one couldn't reach.

G-Man said...

Cathy!! For Christ sake, I'm following YOU around my own blog!!
Thanks for answering all of them, are you an insomniac? Holy shit girl,I'm Laughing my ass off...Rock On ......G