Sold.......

OK, I'm on a price roll here. If you happened to own any item of value, one thing is for certain, you can sell it on E-Bay. ..Or so I thought, until I started to do a little research on marketable items. I've compiled a list of things that have yet to appear on E-Bay, but they still could.......

ADOLF HITLER'S TOILET SEAT..In 1968, former U.S. fighter pilot Guy Harris claimed he rescued the lavatorial requisite from Hitler's bunker in 1945, because it was the only item that he could find after the Russians scavenged everything else! The buyer remains anonymous...

JEFFREY DAHMER'S REFRIDGERATOR...In 1996, the fridge in which Dahmer " The Milwaukee Cannibal " stored his victims skulls, was to be auctioned off to help settle claims made by their families. The sale was called off at the last minute though,for fear of bad publicity.

TOTO..In 1996, the stuffed carcass of Dorothy's little dog in " The Wizard of Oz ", fetched $8,000 at auction.

LEE HARVEY OSWALD'S TOE TAG...In 1992, the bloodstained toe tag from Oswald's corpse was sold at auction in NYC for $ 6,600. The item was removed by the ambulance driver as he drove him to the Dallas Morgue.

BONNIE and CLYDE'S HAIR...In May 1934, the legendary bank robbers were ambushed in their car by a posse of patroleman and perforated by 77 bulletts. Which in turn, sprayed their brains all over the upholstery. The vehicle and contents were quickly trashed by locals hunting for trophies, including locks of Bonnie Parkers hair. One man was arrested as he tried to saw off one of Clyde Barrow's ear..There are still hair samples floating around..

BLADDER STONES of the FAMOUS...When Sir Henry Thompson, Urologist to the Crowned Heads of Europe, died. He bequethed over 1000 stones to the Royal College of Surgeons in London. Among his stones, were those taken from Leopold I of Belgium, and Napoleon III.

EVA PERON'S SHROUD...In 2004 the silk shroud covering the embalmed remains of Eva Peron, wife of the dictator Juan Peron, sold at auction for $160,000...

THE LAST DYING BREATH OF THOMAS EDISON...Henry Ford captured it in a bottle in 1931.

THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE TURD...This is a 9 inch Viking deuce layed down over 1000 years ago. Officially it is known as The Lloyds Bank Turd. The unique stool was discovered in an archeological dig under that bank in London. It is insured for $400,000. dollors. It is so highly valued because of it's near perfect condition, a rarity among 1000 year old pieces of shit...

Hey people, I don't make this stuff up! I am merely the facilitator of information.....Peace.