Monday, March 19, 2007

Sold.......

OK, I'm on a price roll here. If you happened to own any item of value, one thing is for certain, you can sell it on E-Bay. ..Or so I thought, until I started to do a little research on marketable items. I've compiled a list of things that have yet to appear on E-Bay, but they still could.......

ADOLF HITLER'S TOILET SEAT..In 1968, former U.S. fighter pilot Guy Harris claimed he rescued the lavatorial requisite from Hitler's bunker in 1945, because it was the only item that he could find after the Russians scavenged everything else! The buyer remains anonymous...

JEFFREY DAHMER'S REFRIDGERATOR...In 1996, the fridge in which Dahmer " The Milwaukee Cannibal " stored his victims skulls, was to be auctioned off to help settle claims made by their families. The sale was called off at the last minute though,for fear of bad publicity.

TOTO..In 1996, the stuffed carcass of Dorothy's little dog in " The Wizard of Oz ", fetched $8,000 at auction.

LEE HARVEY OSWALD'S TOE TAG...In 1992, the bloodstained toe tag from Oswald's corpse was sold at auction in NYC for $ 6,600. The item was removed by the ambulance driver as he drove him to the Dallas Morgue.

BONNIE and CLYDE'S HAIR...In May 1934, the legendary bank robbers were ambushed in their car by a posse of patroleman and perforated by 77 bulletts. Which in turn, sprayed their brains all over the upholstery. The vehicle and contents were quickly trashed by locals hunting for trophies, including locks of Bonnie Parkers hair. One man was arrested as he tried to saw off one of Clyde Barrow's ear..There are still hair samples floating around..

BLADDER STONES of the FAMOUS...When Sir Henry Thompson, Urologist to the Crowned Heads of Europe, died. He bequethed over 1000 stones to the Royal College of Surgeons in London. Among his stones, were those taken from Leopold I of Belgium, and Napoleon III.

EVA PERON'S SHROUD...In 2004 the silk shroud covering the embalmed remains of Eva Peron, wife of the dictator Juan Peron, sold at auction for $160,000...

THE LAST DYING BREATH OF THOMAS EDISON...Henry Ford captured it in a bottle in 1931.

THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE TURD...This is a 9 inch Viking deuce layed down over 1000 years ago. Officially it is known as The Lloyds Bank Turd. The unique stool was discovered in an archeological dig under that bank in London. It is insured for $400,000. dollors. It is so highly valued because of it's near perfect condition, a rarity among 1000 year old pieces of shit...

Hey people, I don't make this stuff up! I am merely the facilitator of information.....Peace.

42 comments:

jillie said...

It's amazing what people will buy. As for Dahmer...I had to drive by his place for 6 weeks before he was caught and I can't say that I would EVER want any of his shit.

Edison's last dying breath...what happens if they open the jar? Does it break wind?

A $1000.00 turd? Unless it's solid gold I don't think I want it.

g-man...a very interesting little blog here....LMAO

G-Man said...

Jillie you weren't his type..... No honey, a $400,000. turd!
My Jildo xoxx

barman said...

You know there are some pretty amazing things you CAN by on ebay. Once a fellow blogger, Jungle Jane, put up her left tit for auction. No kidding I checked it out and there it was. I think it was up for a little over a day before ebay took it down. She always was a little crazy. I like that.

G-Man said...

Er Bryan? How much did you bid? Sorry son, I couldn't resist...G

Cazzie!!! said...

Might sell my soul there hey?? Wonder what I'd get, zero??

barman said...

I was to busy laughing to bid. Besides, at the time she lived in Australia... the delivery charges would have killed me. :)

Oh and I left something out. Assuming she came attached, she could put down a pint of beer in 2 seconds. She would clean me out!

barman said...

Can't resist a bargain Cazzie. If Galen does not snap your soul up then I am putting in a last second bid.

G-Man said...

Barman, I've never met an Aussi that could not slam em down!
And I do mean SLAM!

Cazzie? I know you are mom and all, but you have a reputation to uphold...Sooo, Would you like an ice cold Fosters?

Top cat said...

Interesting stuff here g-man.
One of my earlier posts did something similar and it listed Poop in a can with a winning bid of 4.99, name my Plantar Warts won a bid of 12.50,etc.
I'm waiting for Michael Jackson's nose to go on e-bay, wouldn't that be something?
tc

G-Man said...

And what did you finally call your wart?

Crap in a can eh?
Hmmmmmmmmm....
I'm thinkin here...

Mornin Mr. Rick...

Crabby said...

Lemme get this straight. Somebody kept a turd for 1000 years...and it's a money maker?

Add it up people. How many times do we take a dump a day? Now if you plop each one into a jar, I betcha you could say...this one belongs to marilyn monroe...this one to john wayne...yadda yadda.....we'd be rich.
Dude, we could pay people to pay people to type our posts!

lime said...

well, those thigns have not shown up on ebay, but i HAVE seen a change purse made out of a kangaroo scrotum and a purse made out of a dried frog!

Jodes said...

it is amazing what people will buy, some major sicko's if you ask me. morning G-baby......hurry and you can be 1st.

Ameratis said...

And here I had Adolf Hitler's toilet seat on my wish list...dangit!

Oh well I guess I will have to replace it with George Washington's left sock.

Sooooo Good Morning!

G-Man said...

OK Michelle, we have an opening bid of .37 cents!

Jodi, late as usual!!!

Hi Imp!!
I sure have missed you!
Welcome back.
How about George's false teeth?..xoxox

barefoot_mistress said...

I saw a figure 8 shaped onion ring on Ebay for sale for a dollar. There was a photo and all!

My friend in LA has purchased many wierd things from ebay such as a read leather zip up bondage mask, taxidermied animals, and a human skull!
Ok I know, my friend is weird, he specializes in weirdness...and yes, you can buy anything on ebay...

I cant find anything to thrash you about...oh! Wait! Hey! How come you are not selling MY stuff on ebay, I need an assistant, you lazy good for nothing, get over here and get to work!
You can start by modeling all my fashions while I take photos...

jillie said...

Holy shit! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Kind of like my shit...priceless.

Top cat said...

I saved one of my cat's turds cause it had an image on it that looked like Dick Cheney but the dog got to it first.
tc

G-Man said...

Susie, have you ever seen a fat guy from India? If you'd have something thats fits me I'd wear it in a minute.
Do you have a catalogue?

Jillie, your shit is priceless to me sweetie!
I bet the Doggies got you up this morning eh?
Hahahahahaha..I won't be back here till 8:30..
Abuse a few people for me OK?...Later...G xox

G-Man said...

TC, We gotta find one with the Virgin Mary's image on it..
Big Big Money there son!!
Remember to always check your grilled cheese sandwiches before consuming.....G

jillie said...

What happened to the lush lips of Meg?

jillie said...

I found the Virgin Mary's face! I SWEAR it's really her...in my cat's liter box. As he was kicking back the sand...I saw it and there it was! I could hear the harps and the angles singing. Ok...not really!

Wow Susie...your friend sounds like he is QUITE the collector.

So if Barman saw Jungle Jane's tit on ebay....what did Tarzan flash? His right or left nut?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and yes, the dogs DID get me out of bed this morning which is a good thing because I have lots to do today....

xoxo

MONA said...

why does everyone seem to be talking about toilets & farts etc...? today's visit made me encounter four toilet mentions and six farts & seven shits..guess I will tow the line for my next post ;)

jillie said...

Poor Mona...is she at the end of the shit list? I hope NOT!

MilkMaid said...

Well....and MilkMan thinks I haul home some worthless crap.

barman said...

Jillie, for symmetry I think it was Tarzan's right nut, just saying.

Strumpet said...

Can I sell pictures of myself naked on ebay?

Top cat said...

mona..you've been hanging around dan too long, you are counting this stuff.LOL
tc

EBEZP said...

Hey this is one funny blog!
I see all the usual suspects are here!
Sorry I'm late! Well it feels like I'm late, don't suppose I can even put in a last minute bid for cazzie's soul can't see it going for nothing!
Thanks for the visit BTW
Being G man I expected better....it's Gerry & The Pacemakers. Yeah I've come across them!! ?
CYA

javajazz said...

hi Strumpie!
everyone missed you so!
welcome home!
yes, of course you can sell
naked pictures of yourself
on ebay! in fact, you could
probably just sell them
right here on Blogville...
everyone wants to see what
you look like already!
though i imagine you'll probably get a better price
if your vagina looks like
some highly esteemed religious
figure....or your grilled
cheese sandwich, at least...

barefoot_mistress said...

LOL Gman, you can always model dupatta, right, Mona?

jillie said...

Strumpie...I would bid!

Barman...are you SURE it was the right nut? HAHAHA....
g-man you selling more cars today?

ebezp...not to worry...the party here starts early and goes late!

buddha_girl said...

I would never purchase anything remotely connected to that fucker Dahmer. He got his just rewards in the end. Literally and figuratively.

As for the turd: Turd is one of my most UNfavorite words in the world. I've always hated it.

G-Man said...

Don't everyone just love it when Mona says "shit".
She is soooo nice, that it seems very naughty.
Mona, you may come here and cuss anytime...G

Milky, you are far from worthless sweetie. And I have noticed you here every day...I love your visits, I love Texas..
I really like Pearl Beer also...You Rock Baby!!

Bryan, you outdid yourself on your post today son!! Great piece of work...Thanks.....G

Strumpet, E-Bay wouldn't even come close to having a naked pic of you! Between me and Jildo...We'ed buy em all!! Then I would just kind of go away for about an hour.....or so.

EB, thats your new nick name BTW, I'm so sorry about that spelling. And you really have "Ferried Cross the Mersey"? And like Jillie says, your never too late..Welcome.

TC, I'm getting slammed here brother. Have I ever mentioned "shit" or farts before?

BG, Turd is the Word!!

OK Susie, WTF is a Dupatta? It's something big isn't it?

JJ, if Strumpet's Pussy looked like the Virgin Mary...I'm starting a pilgrimage!!

And last but not least..
JILLIE!!!
Thank you so much sweetie for holding down the fort once again. You sacrafice sleeping, napping, and falling down a lot, just to answer comments for me.
YOU are going to Heaven!!

barman said...

Strumpie, if eBay gives you a problem then just call it art. Sounds like you would have lots of bids.

Thanks G-man. Might want to skip my next post but the one after that will be better.

wmy said...

I am literally staring at the computer screen with my mouth hanging wide open right now...and no, I do not need anything stuffed into it! lol
I am constantly amazed by what people will spend their money on!

G-Man said...

Barman, it's not about puke is it?

Wendy baby,Thanks for stopping by. I know you were busy tonight...G

javajazz said...

G, you made me laugh....finally...

and if Strumpie's grilled cheese sandwich looks anything like a "body part", then i guess you'll be meeting her for lunch?

G-Man said...

Hey, tough crowd, tough crowd. But I'm trying JJ.

Strumpet said...

Awwww...Jazzie....you really know how to make a girl feel REALLY good...YOU ROCK!

And, Ms. Jillie, that's good to know. I'll be sure to give you a heads up!!

Galen, you'll get your stash sans charge. You just have to promise to fill me in on the details of that hour...

Also...Hopefully my pussy sparks MUCH better images than anything having to do with the Virgin Mary.

Mr. Barman,

I will sell my art framed and ready for hanging. Thanks for your support!


And mmmmmm....grilled cheese sandwiches... can I request mine on whole grain bread with provolone made in olive oil instead of butter with a cup of tomato soup, please? I don't know if it will look like baby Jesus or a big cock or anything...but it WILL be really yummy and when it comes to grilled cheese sandwiches...that's all that matters.

G-Man said...

Strumpie, I gotta remember to always check back posts with you around....xoxox

Autumn Storm said...

Fascinating and further affirmation that the world can be a crazy place. Goes for the post above on religion also, very interesting. Learn something new everyday, love that, and today I have you to thank for it. :-)