Friday, March 30, 2007

Sci Fi TV.............

If you can remember these...Then I don't feel so bad!.....

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!!
Yes it's Superman! Strange visitor from another planet, that came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men! Superman, who can change the course of mighty rivers,
bend steel in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, Fights a never ending battle of Truth, Justice, and the American way!!


Space, the final frontier, These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. It's five year mission: To explore strange new worlds: To seek out life and new civilizations; To boldly go where no man has gone before!


( This is the original opening, Not the one you may be used to. )
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, beyond science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of mans fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. This is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.


There is nothing wrong with your television. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling the transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We will roll the image to make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. WE REPEAT: There is nothing wrong with your television set! You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experiance the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to.....The Outer Limits...


I can also recite the Green Lanterns Oath that he took when he recharged his Power Ring!!
But I think I'll spare you that today......Mr. Knowitall....Hahahahaha... Peace!

56 comments:

javajazz said...

nope, sorry, i dont remember
a word of any of these...
(ha ha ha!)

javajazz said...

NOTICE!!!!
i read a thing on Signgurls blog about her having a gall bladder issue...i had a weird lisa idea
that it wouldnt hurt anyone to try the following...lets just call it a
creative visualization exercise...
if everyone takes a moment or 2 or 5, and would kindly just focus their thoughts on Jenn, and on clearing up the area of obstruction, just imagine it as
being clean and clear of any problems whatsoever, visualize her as having this problem leave her body, it will help to send that energy out to her body...it wont hurt, it can only help, especially if many people do it as often as they can in the next day or so. so if anyone feels inclined to assist, and to see how potent our thoughts can be, please join in and put your healing energy to Jenn, to Signgurl, and help clear up her pain and discomfort by visualizing this gall bladder problem as completely healed, with many positive thoughts sent to her only...you can use some wonderful tools to enhance this exercise, such as imagining light, white, pink, or gold, in the area of obstruction, or all throughout and around her body, or imagining water or water infused with light in it, to shower throughout the area to cleanse it, and "wash" the obstructions away, or any other creative thoughts you can imagine to help assist her body in healing this. i'll do the same from here, and let's see if we can give her a nice boost to help clear this up....i may post this in several places...thank you all for your kind thoughts to Signgurl Jenn...! xo

G-Man said...

You know what one of the greatest names in TV was?
It was on one of my alltime favorite Comedy shows, and they were Canadian! SCTV..
One of the great John Candy's character's name was...Johnny LaRue

G-Man said...

JJ, That was a very heartfelt act of kindness that you've given to the Lovely Jenn!
She certainly deserves to be pain free. I'm afraid she's going to have surgery, but maybe we can help ease her pain!...

Strumpet said...

I was always a fan of the Good Times theme song myself.

wmy said...

Aww hell...sooooooooo close!!
damn that javajazz! lol and hahahahahaa...

wmy said...

Ok...trivia time...what theme song is this excerpt from??

"...and if you threw a party...and invited everyone you knew...you would see, the biggest gift would be from me...and the card attached would say, thank you for bein a friend!!"

wmy said...

Sorry about the damn you, javajazz...I cant damn ya...you are so sweet to think about signgurl that way...

G-Man said...

Strumpet, that theme song was..DY-NO-MITE!!

Wendy, Just you taking the time to visit, is plenty enough for me..
You sure have your hands full, and I appreciate what you do sweetie...
You Rock!!!

G-Man said...

I don't know that shit Wendy!

But once when I was on vacation at Universal Studios in Orlando, we took what was called the backstage tour. And one of the houses that we saw, was the house where The Golden Girls was Taped!!

I love this interaction!!

javajazz said...

G-man, suspend all negative comments, such as "sorry" she's having surgery...instead of using the word sorry, just envision a healthy unobstructed Jenn... just try this experiment and suspend negative thoughts during it all..try it...just try it! just take a few minutes and focus your healing energy on Jenn.
we'll theorize later...
go for it....i already sent my first dose from here...its shifting her energy...just believe in it, and it will help....

javajazz said...

holy crap, i just saw the date...
my kids going to Nawlins tomorrow
morning to do a major big audition
for another school next year!
wonder if he'll have time
to get some green shiny beads...

Cazzie!!! said...

Get this one...

"Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air,
I never thought I could feel so free ee eee,
Flying away on a wing and a prayer...
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just meeeee!!!"

Got that one??
Am I old?
Or ancient?

SignGurl said...

JavaJazz, thank you so kindly for the healing words. It is very sweet of you to think about me. I appreciate your concern.

Stumpet, I still love Good Times!

Wendy, that was Bosom Buddies, an awesome show.

Cazzie, Greatest American Hero, my mom's all time favorite. William Katt was a hottie!

MONA said...

I do remember the first one...it is the opening lines from the movie superman[ I hope I remember right}

Crabby said...

Yeegads! Somebody get a shovel and start digging a hole my size. I can remember all of those. Damn, I am so friggin old. No wonder my arms are sore from painting. I should be in a wheel chair. LOL!

SeaRabbit said...

I do remember those... even in English... The first Twilight zone episodes... in b&w... Olala!! That's far... loololol...
But, I can't resist to ask you how you remember all those themes... and why? ROFL!!!

G-Man said...

JJ, New Orleans is the Jazz capital of the world.
If he can excell there he is truely great!!!

Signgurl, You are now my designated song answerer!

Cazzie, Do you get current American TV programming?

No Mona, you were close!
Those were the opening lines to The Jeffersons,
a classic American TV show....xoxoxoxox
Wait a minute, is that a new avatar?

G-Man said...

Crabby!!
I'm glad your taking a Fume break again, I'm on my way to Tim Hortons right now...I'm buyin!!

Searabbit, were these shows translated into French?
That would be interesting!

Both You and Crabby have a great week-end!!

javajazz said...

Sign, you are welcome,
it is not just words,
the power of intention
is very potent in healing
of any kind, and the power
of our thoughts is mostly
what creates our world...
i just thought it would
be cool to see
if a bunch of people
focused their energy
with healing thoughts,
if perhaps we could shift
something to help your
body heal itself....
some times even our own
thoughts are what causes
blockages in our own bodies
so it would also be incredibly
beneficial right now, even if
you are feeling a bit upset,
to see yourself as clear
and healed, no matter what
the problems are, just
fake it and use your imagination.
you will be amazed at the results.
thinking of you, Jenn,
and continuing to send you
healing energy from here!
xo lisa

Strumpet said...

Because it takes Diff'rent Strokes that move the world. Yes, it does...

I am going to take another approach to the Signgurl Pain-Relief JuJu Party.

I am going to focus all my Feel Better Vibes on ANOTHER part of Ms. Sign's anatomy.

For Strumpet believes that a woman experiencing Feel Better Vibes in her nether regions is a woman that shall feel positively radiant enough to overcome gallbladder pain and any and all symptoms related to said gallbladder pain.

Ms. Sign, be prepared to feel a little tingle.

You may want to be sitting down for this.

And Mr. Sign may wanna watch.

Feel better, Jenn.


P.S. I choding LOVED the Golden Girls, dude.

I used to sing that G-girl theme song...BOY, did I used to sing that song. I think that song is AWESOME.

Rue McClanahan was sex-AH and Betty White played Chrissy Snow (in twenty years) to a fucking tee.


Todd Bridges is hot.

Stay golden, y'all...stay golden...

G-Man said...

It's a beautiful thing when so much love and concern is floating around my little Jungle here...
All of you women are so careing and kind...
I'm sure Jenn is feeling the love...in her love muffin!

I'm going into work for a while ...on my day off!
So as always...Carry On!!

Top cat said...

ahhhh g-man, you sure brought back some memories.
You left out the Lone Ranger who was my hero. I used to jump up on the back of a chair when the theme came on pretending it was a horse.

I want to see the movie about the death of George Reeves the original Tv Superman.

Lone Ranger joke:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by hostile Indians, the Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says "it looks we're at the end of the road Tonto" Tonto turns to LR and says "what you mean we kimbosabe?" arr arr arr
ok...it's funnier in person!
tc

javajazz said...

her LOVE MUFFIN?
actually, Strumpie
might have a point here...
when all else fails
a little distraction
goes a lonnnnnng way.
Strumpie is cooler
than she knows...

javajazz said...

JuJu...that was a jazz tune
written by Wayne Shorter
on an album of the same name.
its a cool, primitive sounding tune.
and i dont know what JuJu means
so now i'm gonna google her up.
and its not just healing pain,
Strumpeter, its healing the
cause of the pain...for
long lasting relief!
ya, i'd even fire up the old
vibrator for this one...good
thinking, Strumpie!!

javajazz said...

man, ya gotta love Google:

Juju is an object superstitiously believed to embody magical powers.

Juju, in West Africa, refers to the supernatural power ascribed to an object or fetish. Juju can be used perjoratively and can be synonymous with witchcraft. American voodoo may originate from the beliefs surrounding juju, such as the manipulation of good and bad spirits. Also, some West Africans who convert to Christianity or Islam refer to aspects of traditional African religions as juju.

The phrase is used in several John le Carre novels - notably Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.

Juju is also a term used to refer to energy: "Good juju" is good energy, "bad juju" is bad energy. This popular meaning has found its way to television. The ABC series Grey's Anatomy uses the term in the episode "Superstition", as does the CBS series The Unit, in its 2006 episode, "The Kill Zone".

javajazz said...

Galen said:"JJ, New Orleans is the Jazz capital of the world. If he can excel there, he is truly great!!"

the school he is auditioning for moved from La La land to New Orleans...it would be like striking musical gold for him to be accepted here....as a mommy, it settles
my tummy down to hear you say
only positive things about this
city, and i thank you for your support and enthusiasm....he's my baby, i just want him to be safe...if he gets accepted after tomorrow's audition, he will be the happiest teen in the Universe...this institute is also only made up of 6 or 7 kids, like where he is now, and there is room for only one trumpeter IF they even decide they need one in whatever configuration of kids turn up...chemistry has much to do with the mix, and most decidedly musicality and i believe, sensitivity as well...we'll see what the Universe has in store for this part of the journey...i am actually praying at this point...he's a really gifted horn player and a beautiful naturally musical soul...xo

lime said...

LOL, i am younger than javajazz and i remember all of those except greenhornet, though i know who greenhornet is, just can't recite the oath. hehehehe, i think i am an old soul....with a playful heart...i am a contradiction, lol

jillie said...

I SO remember all of those! YIKES...

Cazzie...I know that one. Greatest American Hero. My grandmother loved that one.

I agree with JJ on that one...think positive g-man. Positive energies go a long long way. My positive is purple and I find ways to incorporate in my days one way or another. Amethysts are my favorite stone because of their healing capabilities.

ciao baby!

BTW...Lisa has a hang over...lol!

MONA said...

yes G man, that is my new avatar. I put it there for you to see the dupatta [ which in this case is waylaid by the wayward wind & fails i its purpose ie. hide the modesty] In my next avtar, I will show you how the dupatta is used for covering the head also

javajazz said...

Lime, i was actually joking about not knowing the themes to Superman, Star Trek, Twilight Zone (yes, i think i even remember the original opening),
and the Outer Limits....(i actually dont think i know the Green Hornet thingy tho)...also, almost everyone is younger than Javajazz, except of course, the Daddy of the Blogworld,
Galen Super G-man...(and TC!) (shhh!)
ha! and yes, Lime, you are an old soul, but a smart and fun one!

javajazz said...

Amethyst is a favourite stone in healing, isnt it...not surprising it brings you comfort, Jillie...me, i collect crystals if i like the colour or the shape or look of them...i'm very childlike in my approach to spirituality...then i look them up in my super duper crystal book to see what they are and why i was attracted to them...its almost as if we knew what we needed before we knew what we needed....
i like colours all together like yellow, orange, pink, blue-green, clear quartz, purple, so this finds me stuff like citrine, carnelian, rose quartz, chryssacola, and turquoise and malachite, amethyst...and sometimes if i need a certain boost, i'll grab one on my way out from my stash, and stick it in my pocket to keep me company for the day or if i go on a trip and need calming etc...

wmy said...

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

I knew you would get it!!
love ya!!

SignGurl said...

Ok, I'm not sure if it was Java Jazz's energy, or Strumpet focusing on my girl parts, but Mr. Sign gave me a big distraction today. It might help too that I'm riding the Vicoden train.

Thank you all for your concern and positive thoughts.

Strumpet said...

Glad to know my juju was of service.

Woot!

Vicodin and big distractions go together like peanutbutter and chocolate, yo.

Bet that was a splendid time.


Mr. Cat,

Hollywoodland is most excellent. I rented it when it first came out on DVD and brought it with me to Florida for my mom and I to watch. She really liked it too.

Adrien Brody is hot.

G-Man said...

Oh TC, I didn't want to bore anyone with any more old TV shit....
Although don't think I don't know it....
" A firey horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust, and a hearty high-ho Silver"...
hehehehehehe

Limey, thank goodness for reruns eh?
And it's not the Green Hornet, it's the Green Lantern...
Yes Trini, you are quite the conundrum!!! xoxox

Jillie, Funny you should mention amethyst, that was the color of the HHR that I sold today!!

Wendy? You liked that little story huh?
You Rock!!!!

And JJ, it's obvious that your energy, along with some inspiration from the Strumpet, got our ever-shrinking SignGurl Hammered at Home today!!!
I'm sure that she thanks you much. xoxoxoxox

cathy said...

I remember them all and the original Twilight Zone was better than the new one, ditto for Startrek.I sound like sombody's gran, hide your teaspoons.
" It's life Jim, but not as we Know it." or "ye canni deny the laws o' physics man!" I'll stop now before I get too excited.

G-Man said...

Strumpet, all of your Ju-Ju'ing, and choad talk, seems seems to have perked things up a bit around here...
Not to mention Mr. Sign's schvance!!
But with the beautiful Jenn, and her Mojo Muffin receiving so much positive energy....
No Choading Wonder!!!

And Mona?....
You and your dupatta !!
Man! All of a sudden I am starving for some Tandori Chicken, and a bowl of Mulligatawny Soup! Thanks Mona, you are a wonderful teacher and spanker....xoxoxox

G-Man said...

Cathy, you are so right about that one...I liked it much better myself!!
"Beam me up Cathy"...

EBEZP said...

Hi G
I'm loving this community you've got going! Best in Blogland. Honest! You can feel the warmth as you scroll down through the comments. Every one of you give yourself a round of applause. I'll be able to hear it from here!
Oh yeah sorry Sci Fi TV, oh jeez all of them!
Ironically the post appeared on the day the third series of the (new) Doctor Who debuted on British TV, never really taken off over there from what I understand?
I'm sure there's a reason for that! It has grown men hiding behind the sofa and weekly arguments as to who was or is the best Doctor!

javajazz said...

ha! the comments are a hoot today!
Galen, Mr. Sign's schvance!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
i love it! i love this new
Yiddish word i learned
from my sweet gentile friend...
i'd love a schvance myself...
(not my own, silly, someone else's!)
yesirree bob, i wouldnt complain
if someone sent ME a Sign, too!
lucky Jenn! i'm sure all that
shtupping will help clear your sinuses...oh, wait, that was
Jillies issue...no matter, as long
as it clears up something!
plus, i think we have a Trekker on board....
i hope everyone is continuing to send healing energy, creative visualization stuff to Jenn...the more the merrier....keep doing it, even if its just a quick thought or why not take 3 or 5 minutes and do it...heck, maybe she'll get schtupped again! whatever,
as long as it helps something!

Manny said...

Oh, I remember.

I can't wait for the new Spiderman to come out so I can see Venom.

cathy said...

The old doctor who was better too.
EXTERMINATE!

G-Man said...

EB, Dr. Who makes brief appearances on PBS...

But you are right , it just never caught on.

But I did like Faulty Towers...

JJ,......Schtoop.
( hahahahahaha )

Cathy and Manny....
Spiderman Rocks!!

Manny said...

Venom is coming back!

Yeppers, can't wait to see 'Black Spidey' in action again.

Don't put the suit on Spiderman.

Manny said...

Uhh...wait a minute, he'll have too, won't he?

jillie said...

Hey...I think there's a party going on here...lol

We ARE the funnest blogging group aren't we!
WE ARE FAMILY...I got all my sista's with me. Ok..g-man, TC and ebezp I know you're not girls but you can be da brothers for us ;o))

G-Man said...

Manny the Black Widow..

She Mates...She Kills!!


Jillie, we are just one big happy family...Usually!
When you, a beautiful, funny, carefree, sexy California girl cheesehead, entered the scene, this place really took off..
You are probably the most responsable for my following that I do have.
You have run my blog many times, and did it better than me...
I love you Jillie, you are loved by all that you touch.....G xoxo

jillie said...

Awwwww...**sniff**

Cazzie!!! said...

Gman, yes we get alot of American TV mate, but that was my favourite show growing up...and The A Team, Battlestar Galactica, "V", Buck Rodgers...

MONA said...

Gman...this is how a dupatta is used to cover your head [ me as a bride there]

buddha_girl said...

Oh shit! You just hit my brain with a thought:

It's Super Hero Day one day this week at my school. I have to get to work on my costume! Ideas?

G-Man said...

Jillie..*smooch*

Cazzie, you are playing quite well, thanks for all your input. I love learning about other Country's TV viewing..

Mona, your dupatta is quite versatile isn't it!! Thanks for sharing your wedding photo with us also..Very beautiful!!

G-Man said...

Buddha Girl? For you I think Wonder Woman would be fitting. xoxoxoxox

barman said...

Oh man, you went and pulled scifi day when I was gone. That is just no fair. I knew all of those and more. Oh well.

G-Man said...

Barman, not you too with the past post stuff..
Sorry, I did not know you were a Sci-Fi nut..