If you can remember these...Then I don't feel so bad!.....
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!!
Yes it's Superman! Strange visitor from another planet, that came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men! Superman, who can change the course of mighty rivers,
bend steel in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, Fights a never ending battle of Truth, Justice, and the American way!!
Space, the final frontier, These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. It's five year mission: To explore strange new worlds: To seek out life and new civilizations; To boldly go where no man has gone before!
( This is the original opening, Not the one you may be used to. )
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, beyond science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of mans fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. This is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
There is nothing wrong with your television. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling the transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We will roll the image to make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. WE REPEAT: There is nothing wrong with your television set! You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experiance the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to.....The Outer Limits...
I can also recite the Green Lanterns Oath that he took when he recharged his Power Ring!!
But I think I'll spare you that today......Mr. Knowitall....Hahahahaha... Peace!