Saturday, February 3, 2007

....That Wonderful Fruit.

OK, enough of this girly crap. I just had a reversal. I couldn't take the mood swings!
But as my last forray into feminism, I will share with you all a side dish that has become known to my co-workers as Galen's Beans...Now I'm here to tell you that I do know how to make REAL baked beans. Soaking, molasses, bacon, blah blah blah, but this is a bit different than doctored up Bush Beans, although thats what it is. If you can't handle hot shit, or you are a vegetarian, you won't like this, but it is different, and there will be NONE left over..

Beans...Those gasseous little granules of gastronomic delight! Just make a small batch as a side compliment, and see how it goes over. If no one likes them...Never make them again.
Start with a 1 # pkg of Bob Evans HOT pork sausage, scramble it in a frying pan over medium heat. While it is rendering down add 1 chopped up red bell pepper, 1 whole Jalapeno pepper chopped up, seeds and all! On the side have ready 1 medium chopped up onion, 1/4 cup of any BB-Q sauce...or ketchup, and 1/4 cup of maple syrup( fake is OK).
In an oven ready dish, add ALL of the above ingrediants along with a 28 oz can of either B&M or Bush Beans ..Now folks this is not brain science, you can tweak it a tad, like 2 small cans of beans instead, or if Bob Evans is not available in your area Jimmy Dean Hot, or any Hot breakfast sausage will do. But it must be HOT... Mix well, bake in the oven at 350 for one hour, and be prepared to accept the glory and admiration of your guests.

I hope your week-end goes well. I really don't give a rip who wins the game, just be safe!
..and the beans? Blame the dog!........Peace........G-Man

49 comments:

SignGurl said...

First again!! I'm trying to take the Blog Whore title away from you.

I think I'll skip the beans today although they do sound tasty!

G-Man said...

You need to go back to work!




( of course who tipped you off? )

lime said...

this sounds interesting. sounds like something ,r lime would like but i think if he does i'll be sleeping elsewhere!

jillie said...

Sounds like a "gas" to me!!! LMAO...you know I had left overs a while ago and I was slightly intoxicated when I made this mistake and I will NEVER...I repeat NEVER do it again. I gave all the left overs to the dogs....

OH MAN...talk about air biscuits...DAMN!

G-Man said...

Oh I get it.
The Dutch Oven?

...or The Bulgarian Gas Mask?
You don't serve beans in the House of Lime?

G-Man said...

Jillie, I was talking to Lime!

But thats OK, I missed you... I sorta marked my territory somewhat over at your place. Hope I didn't offend any of your guests. If I did, sorry.

Why on God's green earth would you feed an animal BEANS? You can forget about that private showing you were going to provide me as proof of your natural hair color now..It's obvious!


( forget it, I still wanna see )

SignGurl said...

Perv!

G-Man said...

Thank you Jenn.

You show your massive, awesome, glorious, delicious, Hooters on the WORLD Wide Web, and I'm a perv!

Tsk Tsk Tsk.

If I can see your hooter
Can't I see Jillies cooter?

jillie said...

You mean coochie...I don't have (a) cooters....lmao...offend anyone on MY blog? I do that on my own...LMAO

If they don't like it, they don't have to read it.

Yeah, I know...next time I'll just send the leftovers to you...
Let you stink up your own place.

jillie said...

You can mark your territory anytime you want

G-Man said...

( does that mean I CAN see her "coochie?" )




( damn, knowing Jillie she may have meant couch )

Top cat said...

I HATE baked beans, they're putrid.
I'd rather eat the molasses and brown sugar straight then in beans.
YUCK!
This is it, this is all I get after straightening out your blog yesterday?

I'm going back to jillies at least I can eat the cheese off the top of her lasagna.

btw..keep warm, it's a biaaaaaaatch
over here.

G-Man said...

You eat ground up bone meal pre-formed with fake fucking liver flavor, and you hate beans?

Thats cool.

Have a fun week-end Tom er Top Cat!

jillie said...

Bummer because it almost 70 here! AND....tomorrow it's suppose to get even hotter and the weather is suppose to be nice too tomorrow...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

G-Man said...

Yeah, we'll be callin you on San Diego Island, after the San Andreas decides to fart..

Top cat said...

my food doesn't have that stuff in it does it? please tell me it doesn't it.

lime said...

tc, you can come over to my place for safe haven, although i'm not vegetarian you know i am accomodating of all that.

g-man, yes i serve beans at HOL, but tc doesn't have to eat them if he doesn't want. and tc, you knwo i make some killer 'sex on a plate'

G-Man said...

Lime, I want to Haiku the shit out of you. You DO know that don't you?

lime said...

'haiku the shit out of me' LMAO! such a romantic phrase!

G-Man said...

I ain't Shakespeare ya know.
Maybe it was a metaphor?

Manny said...

Sounds great.

I only do Bob Evans sausage. All the other's suck. I like hot.

I haven't forgot!

G-Man said...

You'll like it, easy, zesty, high in fiber!
Great pot-luck dish..
Talk with ya later...G

G-Man said...

Michelle? You liked the Miss Harrisburg line?

Jodes said...

HOT DAMN that sounds good!!!

G-Man said...

Jodi, what are doing?
Are you sneakin?

lime said...

smiles vapidly and does the stiff wristed wave....adjusts sash and tiara discreetly

G-Man said...

I love it when you climb in my back window, give me a gentle little kiss, and quietly disappear into the night. Only to reappear when it's most needed. What a great friend you are Michelle!


...and to think, we met because you thought I was someone else.
1.) Irony
2.) Kismet
3.) Really bad luck on your part.

lime said...

shucks, i'm blushing now....

G-Man said...

Michelle Trini Limey,
Your All Right!!

gab said...

This would be something my hubby would like....hot and stinky! Sorry just had to add that last part he'd like the hot part. He eats Jalapeno peppers straight.....ewww! I cant even take a small bite and Im screaming water milk pepsi please! But because I love him I think I'll try this for him....but not for the game oh no no no he has to work 6am to 10pm! Damn life gets in the way all the time doesnt it?

Top cat said...

I say I say it smells like sausage and beans in here.
toot toot!

G-Man said...

One of my favorite days of the year TC. I'm havin FUN!

lime said...

i don't give a fl;ying fart (one generated by this dish) about the game today. i'm painting and fixing my bedroom wall which is gouged beyond reason. the only thing i care about it that Prince is the halftime show.....WOOHOOO!!!

( i don't care what any internet quiz says his song 'kiss' is my stripper song)

G-Man said...

Whatever makes that little guy in the row boat stand up and wave to those on the shore.
If you are happy sweetie, I'm smilin!

Feel free to kick in the front door anytime!

Top cat said...

6hrs14mins...counting!

Strumpet said...

We have REALLY good baked beans where I work. They're like healthily unhealthy if that makes any sense.

The fiber/legume benefit is grand...but the rest...not so good for you.

This recipe sounds spicy and great, Galen.

G-Man said...

Maybe I should call them Strumpet Beans.......
Spicy and Great!!

Strumpet said...

Nah...first we have to come-up with a recipe for Strumpet Whip.

It, too, will be spicy AND great!

Woo!

Top cat said...

4hrs and 12minutes. I guess I better start prepping for the game.heh heh
Have a good one, see ya tomorrow.
Have fun!
tc

Manny said...

All I get is hot sausage balls and garlic wings. All homemade of course.

Sausage ball made with Bob Evans hot sausage.

Sausage
Bisquick
sharp chedder cheese
all mixed up and baked until done.
350 for 30 minutes.
one inch balls. Nothing personal g.

LMAO

Manny said...

I had to try 4 times before my stupid comment would post.

New blogger is messing with my head.

G-Man said...

New Blogger, Bigger Better, Bolder, all Botched up!

Manny I've had these, they are awesome..Thanks

Strumpet said...

I think this is the first time in awhile I haven't had the blogger concerns of others by having stayed old blogger out of sheer laziness and lack of knowledge.

Eventually, though, I'ma have to cave and it's gonna suck cos I'll screw everything up.

Have fun today, G-baby.

Later!

lime said...

i can't help with 'strumpet whip' but anyone up for a side of candied lime? it's a lil sweet and a lil tart...

SignGurl said...

Oo, oo, I'll take a side of that candied Lime. Sounds delish!

Tell me when half time is so I can watch my man Prince!

G-Man said...

..I'll have the Strumpet Whip for dessert, with some candied Lime, all served on a Sign please..

Thank You...Heres a 2...

Strumpet said...

Lime, I am SO up! That sounds AWESOME!! I'm pretty sure I would like it, cos I'm already a big fan of candied orange peel. Especially when it's covered in dark chocolate Fanny May-style.

Galen, that sounds like quite a dessert indeed. Even though I still have no clue what goes in Strumpet Whip yet. I just know it will be good.

G-Man said...

Strumpet Whip I believe, is verrry
sweet, but just a bit nutty! Too much of it can kick the shit out of you. Trouble is like I said before, you can't always find it.
But when you do...It's well worth the effort, because it's the best!
The packaging is superb, and easy to spot on a shelf, just look for the Pink, Yellow, and Black label, with a Huge skull right in the center....

Strumpet said...

Pink, yellow and black?

Yellow??

No, honey...

It's RED, purple and black.

Get it right.

You got all the rest perfect.

Well done.

xo