Friday, February 2, 2007

Snip and Zip...

The G-Man will be gone for a few hours today, I'm going to Metro to catch a flight to Sweden.
After days of soul searching, I've decided to go ahead with my sex change. I figured what the heck, my man boobs still look pretty good, and I don't use the wedding tackle much anymore. I don't really know if anybody would know the difference anyway. I like the smell of lip gloss!!
In lieu of a topic of discussion, because lets face it, you all saw it comming. I'm going to pick a word at random, how about........Hummer......discuss.

47 comments:

G-Man said...

Just kidding......

I'm taking my wife to the airport, she is meeting my daughter in France, for two weeks. My daughter is a student in Prague.

Did someone say PARTY????


I learned this trick from Manny, about commenting first on your own post...

jillie said...

Party at Jillies's house!!

You're a dork g-man but we still love ya.

Oh and BTW...I didn't believe it for a minute. Since you don't count on your own blog...I'm actually first!!

ME ME ME ME...It's all aboot MEEEE

jillie said...

Oh yeah...Brett is coming back!
Wooohoooo!
I feel better already...

Breazy said...

I am on my way over to party! To hell with moving , I am over that already and I am ready to have some fun. Do you have plenty of tissues for my runny nose issue or should I bring my own? LOL! Maybe you will have something there strong enough to scare this nasty cold right outta me!

Jodes said...

very funny......hummer huh....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. My hubby wants a hummer, the vehicle that is. We used to live in South Bend, IN and that is where Hummers are made. I saw one or more on the road everyday, the only other place I have seen them that much is here in SD. I drove by the plant everyday for over 2 years. there was a test track not far from my mom-n-laws house and it was pretty cool to see them driving out there and just tearing it up.

Top cat said...

ok g-man's gone, I'm IN CHARGE!
I want these walls painted lavender, give it a nice calm feeling.
Someone take the cardboard out, especially the box that says My Office.
Please throw the dried, mayonanise infested dip out before someone gets semicolona.
These files that say follow up sales calls, excuse me 2001 is a bit outdated, they probably bought an F250 anyway.

jillie..Brett Michaels is coming back? Whoo hoo!
hummers suck! they're just a jeep with a funny name.

ANYMORE QUESTIONS PEOPLE??
signed anonymous

Jodes said...

i am too tired to leave a witty comment...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Top cat said...

jodes..well while you're trying to think of something, could you please grab a dustmop? dust bunnies
are everywhere.

Breazy said...

Now about the hummer. I would love to have a Hummer please. They are everywhere here , very popular vehicle. I also like the Hummer3!

tsduff said...

I have hummers that come to my hummingbird feeders - they are lovely :-D

Jodes said...

dustmop, who do you think I am????? someone bring me some bon bons.......

G-Man said...

What in the wide, wide. world of sports is going on? TC, Jodi, Breazy, Terry, who's mess is this?

Jodes said...

shit, run he's back......seriously i am leaving for the day, will consider coming back online at home. ;)

tsduff said...

How was your operation?

G-Man said...

I'm applying Peach lip gloss as we speak.

And I'm also trying to rub one out...Gimme a minute.

Manny said...

I have a blue bra I can let you borrow.

Don't wear peach, it'll make you look all faded and shit.

SignGurl said...

I love man boobs!

G-Man said...

That blue bra thats being passed around? And wore by 4 different women?.......OK!

G-Man said...

OK OK I'll wear the fricken bra...Jenn, I can take a hint.

SignGurl said...

Why can't I wear the blue bra? Because of my DD's? Does that have something to do with it?

SignGurl said...

Oh, I had to make a road trip to the motor city today. The casino was calling for my money.

gab said...

ROFLMAO.....I thought Snip and zip had to do with ummmm (you know cutting your manhood for no more kids)OMG where is my head today! LOL

lime said...

hhmm, well i hope mrs g has a lovely visit with the g-let.

tc, i agree on the whoel dip thing...i've got some 'sex on a plate' (see today's post for recipe) that i'll share with everyone and it's vegan so no worries for you either. none of that vile mayo business. as for all that paper clutter i am the queen of the shredder...send it my way. i also have some nice lace curtains that will look just darling with the new lavender walls.

hummers.....well g-man, if you're headed to sweden for a special surgery i guess you'd best learn how to give them because you won't be receiving them anymore!

when is it my turn with the blue bra or shoudl i toss my red one into the mix? or the bustier...oh yes, i think g-man will look so sweet inthe lacy bustier!

G-Man said...

I'm not a gambler...too cheap!
Gabby honey, you've been sick, it's OK.

Lime....A tie dye lacy bustier? Far out chickita!

Melon like Bongos
firm full and floppy
He should have stayed a man.


Swedish Haiku

G-Man said...

OK My fingers are tired from blog whorin all over the fricken country.
It's Friday....You know what that means?
BORDERS with the BOY!
See ya later to tuck my children in!

SignGurl said...

G-man's boobs are big
I'm sure I like them bouncing
and want to touch them

Jenn Haiku

lime said...

he traded his manhood
for brand new bouncing soft breasts
he needed new underwear

SignGurl said...

Lime, I'm loving the boob haiku's.

G-Man said...

Sign, that kicks ass! Of course the world knows that Michelle Trini Limey is MULTI-TALENTED, extremely witty, and a former Miss Harrisburg, but Jenn...
You rocked yesterdays HNT to the Maxx. Now your composing literature? Plus I really do like it, no BS.
You have carte blanche to change my blog to your liking.....G

SignGurl said...

It's all a fluke I tell ya.

SignGurl said...

My boobs G-man likes
even though they are too white
now they are shrinking

SignGurl said...

I'm going to bed
to try to warm my insides
I will dream of you





I'll stop now.

G-Man said...

NO NO don't stop now.
But one thing bothers me Jenn. Where were these poems and stuff when I was a guy?

Breazy said...

Hey G! Just wanted to stop by real quick. I am unhooking the comp tomorrow so we can move it then I probably won't be back online until Monday or Tuesday, which ever day the phone company gets out there to get my line hooked up. Anyways, you have a good weekend and make these people behave.

gab said...

ahhh but g-man hun thats no excuse! LOL wait I need an excuse dont I other wise I look like a badddddd girl!



p.s. starting to feel like me self again.

Strumpet said...

It's really too bad...

I was all ready to talk at length about hummers.

They're fun.

The vehicles, however, are ugly.

Oh...perhaps another time...

How I do like peach lipgloss. I have a couple different ones that I tend to keep handy.

Speaking of handy...I too love to rub one out.

I've never intentionally tried the two together. Sounds splendid. Hopefully that was good for you.

I also hope Mrs. G and Daughter G have an amazingly lovely time in France.

SignGurl said...

Good morning you bachelor, you!

SignGurl said...

Sorry, no haiku this morning.

G-Man said...

Good Morning Everyone!

Gabby, you were up verrrry late. I hope you were just up peeing or something and decided to surf for awhile.

Strumpet, your computer WIFI is jacked-up. I get all this brilliant shit to say....Then I forget it all.

Sign, Iv'e learned that you can only be sooo creative. Sometimes I can go for seconds, without thinking of a witty retort..

SignGurl said...

Seconds, ha! I can go for years without something creative or witty to say.

SignGurl said...

New post on Michigan Bloggers that needs your input.

G-Man said...

Jenn, my avatar doesn't show up on the Michigan Bloggers post.

SignGurl said...

That's because it's still on the old blogger.

lime said...

good morning....i have an order fo chocolate pancakes with chocolate syrup with a side of chocolate milk here?

(be sure to tip well *wink*)

lime said...

actually, i ordered essentially that dish ant a IHOP during my honeymoon and it was excessive chocoalte even for me 1st thing in the morning.....oofdah!

G-Man said...

OK Jenn...

Michelle I love the IHOP, I gotta travel 40 miles to the nearest one.

Can I still get the side of Lime?

Strumpet said...

Beggars can't be choosers...and wifi is free. It may not be legal... so I really can't complain. I need my money for my wine and Subway sandwiches.

I love IHOP too!

There is one about six blocks from my apartment.

nyah-nyah