Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Dip...Shit.

First of all hats off to the beautiful, talented, compasionate, and ever shrinking SignGurl. She is the one responsible for the new look. Before, I was like a homeless guy sleeping on a park bench, with nothing for warmth but the Sunday Free Press. Now, I'm more like the homeless guy that found an empty refridgerator box, and moved it over a steam vent. Quite an upgrade!

Nearly Game time! I had such an great response to my Gargonzola dip recipe', that I thought I'd share the second greatest dip that you could possibly want to serve your guests on Game day.
That being the awesome...Vidalia Onion Dip!! Folks, this stuff is not Rocket Surgery, and you can tweak it in any way you choose...But this way works for me.................
In a small casserole dish, combine 1 large grated Vidalia ( or sweet ) onion ( on-yone ) with 2 cups of shredded Swiss cheese ( try the Jillie Bean brand, it's a bit spicier ). Then add 1 cup of Miracle Whip salad dressing.NOTE: There is a special brand called Strumpet Whip, although it's really hard to find, it's well worth the effort.....OK, combine all the ingrediants, mix well, then bake in a pre-heated oven 0f 350 degrees for 30-35 minutes. Take it out, give a little stir to make sure the middle is melted.....VOILA!! ...Thanks again Jenn........Peace.......G-Man.

94 comments:

Jodes said...

Vidalia......yummmmmmmmy....sounds good and that Jillie brand cheese is the best. Like I said in the other post, I like the new look....go Signgurl. have a great day my friend.

Jodes said...

I was 1st, I was 1st!!! xoxxoo

lime said...

i was up for this until you said miracle whip (which is just a variation on mayo) can i substitute sour cream??

SignGurl said...

OOOOoo....now I'm hungry!

G-Man said...

NO,.. the 'salad dressing' is an emulsifier. I know it sounds GROSS, but trust me on this. It's a party for Gods sake, not a purist convention!
Try it....You'll like it!

jillie said...

I think the new look is awesome and love the avatar too.

I am back...a little tired but I am coming BAAACK! lol

I've missed all of the harassing from all of you guys
xoxo

G-Man said...

No comment about the cheese?
DID YOU READ THIS YOUNG LADY?
Even Jodes read it!

lime said...

swiss cheese is good, i like swiss cheese. and i like onions too..i just don't like mayo.....blech!!! and yes i know what an emulsifier (binds water and oil together) is.....sour cream i tell ya....you KNOW how i feel about mayo...

the new look is nice, perhaps a bit sparse...can we tie dye it?

Top cat said...

Who painted the place? damn is that latex or oil base?
Looks good and it doesn't have that urine soaked cardboard box smell anymore..let's try to keep it that way, ok?

Have you thought of writing a cookbook?......good!
tc

Jodes said...

only 9 comments so far...where is everyone???? I am missing that cross-eyed dizzy feeling of having to scroll thru tons of comments. Yeah she missed it G....funny.

G-Man said...

lIME YOU CAN DO ANYTHING TO ME!
Damn that was loud. Yes you can tie dye it.You won't even taste the MW.


Excuse me pal, do you have a solid quarter for 18 cents?
The internet has rendered cookbooks obsolete!....G

Strumpet said...

Lovin' the new threads, G.

You're pimpin'.

That dip sounds awesome.

I wrote down the recipe for the first one and named it Galen's Hit's the G-Spot Dip. Now that one will have to be Galen's Hit's the G-Spot Dip #1 and this will have to be Galen's Hit's the G-Spot Dip #2.

And I am SO going to have to come up with some sort of a recipe for Strumpet Whip. Only to be shared with those who beg for it. I guess I better get crackin' cos you can't beg for something that I don't even know what I'm going to be puttin' in it yet. I will promise you this...there will be no mayo involved. But, there WILL be a secret ingredient.

And, Galen, cookbooks are SO not obsolete.

'It Hits the G-Spot' by Galen.

'nuff said.

You could sell it on your new and improved blog.

I'd buy it.

G-Man said...

I love it. Will you be my agent?
Please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
I'm beggin ya pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
...I'm not done beggin, please please Mistress Strumpet.WHACK!
ooooooh thank you Mistress Strumpet, may I please have another one? WHACK!( excuse us folks, Strumpet and I are having a business meeting) WHACK!...Hey 2 for 1, you rock. Thank you Mis...
................

tsduff said...

um - what Lime said. I gag with miracle whip. Does Hellmans work?

When are you putting up your new G-Spot Blog? :-D

lime said...

i can tie dye the place?? cool! ok where are my squeeze bottles and rubber bands....oh, and i don;t want to forget my latex gloves....*snaps them on*

SignGurl said...

Hey, hey, what's going on in here? Just a lot of complaining about mayo and miracle whip. I was told never to cook with them.

SignGurl said...

Did you notice the verbage in the link to your comment section?

G-Man said...

Ladies, ladies, It's a frickin DIP!
Forget about miracle Hellmun bullshit...I'ts a DIP! 2 Frickin cups of cheese, 1 Big Ass Onion..
A DIP!

Yes Sign, I notice everything!!


A DIP!!!!! DIP....DIP ITY DOO DA!

G-Man said...

Lime hold on....we are tie dyin right?

SignGurl said...

Calm down there big daddy! You know we just like giving it to ya!

G-Man said...

women!

tsduff said...

Whoa there boy, settle down!

Okay, I'll try it. Maybe I'll like it.

SAM I AM

G-Man said...

Yes you will. With green eggs and ham!

jillie said...

Ok...lol....here's your comment to the cheese...I'm sugar and spice with a BANG..how's that?

g-man I think you need to settle down a bit or otherwise I just may have to make a road trip up there and beat you up....no, you would probably like that too much...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

What's with the comment you left me?

jillie said...

Who's serving green and ham...I am...LMAO

dork

G-Man said...

Don't ever take anything that I say to you to heart. You are kind careing and fun.
You have brightened up all of our lives and it's a priviledge to be trashed by you cheeser!....G

jillie said...

I was just curious as to what you meant by I left Jodi out? I didn't leave her out of anything. If you're talking about the "tagging" I tagged her.

Oh well...nobody can harass me more than you can g-man...dassssssss right! YOU DA MAN!

XO

Breazy said...

Mmmmmm my mouth is watering! How are you today ? Sorry I haven't been by , wasn't trying to be rude but I have been busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin contest today! LOL! If we get ice and snow I can play tomorrow maybe ! Have a good one!

G-Man said...

Cool Breaze, Your house looks awesome!

SignGurl said...

Bad news, I have to work tomorrow. Well, I guess that's good since I can always use the money.

lime said...

yes, we are tie dyeing, these gloves are just for....um...er....my protection, yes that's right, protections *snaps them again and wiggles fingers*

G-Man said...

Jenn, you've made my day Thanks Again Baby!!!

OK Doc, Lets get this over with!

Strumpet said...

Oh, Galen, Galen, Galen.

Ms. Jillie, I think poor Galen was just trying to point out that Jodes name begins with the letter, 'J.'

But, instead of just saying so...he said you left her off your list.

Don't worry...I'll whip him a couple times for that one. And, he'll beg for it too.

C'mon, G-baby...on your knees...

^_~

SignGurl said...

*raises hand to Strumpet* can I get in on this action?

G-Man said...

Yes I was way out of line, and I do need a little, Disipline!!

Breazy said...

Hello G-man! Whew, it has been a day!
I hope you have had a good day!

G-Man said...

Cool Breaze, I have had a grand day! Thank you for asking..

gab said...

sorry Ive been MIA page looks great. Ahh and I cant think of more right now. so good night

Jodes said...

i thought he meant my comment about the jillie brand of cheese??? huh??? what??? I got the letter Q g-man...

G-Man said...

Hey Grandma Gale, congratulations again on little Logan, what a big boy.

Jodi, I can't comment on your blog. I can't even get on Jillies blog.
Your post was smokin!!!
You have The most inviting lips...verrry alluring! Thanks...G

SignGurl said...

Good morning! I'm on my way to work. Just checking in so you know I'm still alive after posting that HNT.

Top cat said...

good morning g-man. I'm having trouble getting into my own blog. I keep getting a message from blogger so I have to keep trying and I eventually do get in.
may be a slow day in blogger commentville today if this keeps up.
tc

G-Man said...

Thats OK TC, Eye'm in control over at the Open Window.........G

Jodes said...

problems for me too, but now I am in, keep trying to post me a comment....I live for comments :) thanks!!!!!

G-Man said...

Jodi, I can get to your blog, but can't comment, thats why I commented on the HNT here.

Jodes said...

yeah dude I know I get that, but I was having trouble (still am) and eventually you do get in...right now I cannot get to Buddha Girl or Meg, but I can get to you and I just got to Jillie...she has not posted new yet and I can get to TC and Strumpet....I guess I better get some work done now.

Top cat said...

I think we should all get together and ask blogger for our money back.
tc

G-Man said...

You get what you pay for!

Top cat said...

your giving away free dip and still no one is here.
I'm telling ya, get rid of the old urine drenched cardboard, for all it's sentimental value to you g-man it's only holding you back from being all you can be.

FREE DIP EVERYONE!!
I'll see if I can drum up some commentors for you..lol
your friend
tc

G-Man said...

SSHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh....

jillie said...

You got TC pimpin your dip?

G-Man said...

I think he wants a piece of the action.

Jillie Bean, I've missed you so much, you are in such demand now that ole G-Man is like a fart in the wind....thats OK, I'll still be here when the dust clears...

lime said...

we haven't stayed away for lack of trying. blogger is a hideous wicked thing ......it needs beaten severely, then gloved, then whipped, then made into a very special dip itself.....evil blogger

Top cat said...

after a call from my legal department Blogger seems to be back on track.:)

g-man I put posters up everywhere advertising your free dip give-a-way and the folks down at the soup kitchen were very excited, especially when I told them about all the extra boxes you have in case they want to crash for the night.

G-Man said...

Oh Lime, a friendly face. One that isn't cruel to me. Even your gloved hand is a welcome sight.
An oasis
A port in the storm
A rest stop w/facilities!!

G-Man said...

Go back home Tom Cat!
Do I cause trouble at your place?

...my shoulders hurt..Jillie rub my neck...TOM CAT!

Top cat said...

g-man..just like the cuban missle crisis we were on the brink of WAR!
did I ever tell you? "I hate War, Eleanor hates War and I hate Eleanor"

as Maxwell Smart would say "missed by that much"

FREE DIP EVERYONE!

Jodes said...

yeah ask blogger for our money back, yeah that's the ticket....who am I?

G-Man said...

TC, would you believe I had 10,000
troops ready to attack you?
Would you believe 5,000?
Would you believe 2 Boy Scouts with a sling-shot?

Jodi, save me from the evil empire!

lime said...

*snaps the glove* it's only so i don't get any mayo on my hands you understand...

G-Man said...

Michelle, I think the 'mayo' series was a few posts back!
...I didn't think you were THAT squemish.

Breazy said...

Hey G.. do you know anyone that has an extra bed and a room they would hide me in? If so let me know! LOL!

I am done for the day and after we take the kids out for dinner I coming home and I going to sit here at my desk all night and play!

G-Man said...

You need to get up earlier, although today it didn't matter much. Blogger..Evil
I could have used some help today TC was mean!......G

Top cat said...

mean? MEAN? he came over trashed the place, insulted my guests and wrote dirty words in the bathroom
and...AND..I found cigarette butts in there too!

G-Man said...

Not from me I quit!
Don't throw them away....it's NOT tobacco!

SignGurl said...

He left you something else, TC. Look in the litter box, heh!

G-Man said...

Cat snack!

Top cat said...

in MY house it's DOG SNACK!

Breazy said...

Hey all! I am fresh out of a hot soak in the bath and I am ready to have a little fun before bed.. are any of you all still around ? LOL!

jillie said...

Is g-man floating air biscuits?

tsduff said...

How's that onion dip coming along? I'm ready to dip.

G-Man said...

...I feel a clean Cool Breaze, hows the bonfire?

Cheese Cutter!

Terry, I'm ready to dip and ride

jillie said...

Dip and ride? Is that like lock and load??

I feel like I am chasing my tail...don't know if I'm coming or going.

Do you chase YOUR tail TC?

SignGurl said...

My mind is numb from too much blog reading. I need a blogger intervention.

G-Man said...

Jillie honey this is Galen's blog. TC does'nt live here, he just eats and litters here. He's out Cattin.

Yes Sign, the Dr. is in.
How may I be of service

SignGurl said...

My eyes are burning from looking at too many blogs and HNT's. I need to get a life.

G-Man said...

Sign, how long has this been going on?
(mannys back, I'm so happy..Don't you dare tell her)

And when did it become a problem?

Strumpet said...

Ms. Sign...the more the merrier, babe...the more the merrier...


Two boy scouts with a sling shot, eh?

Is it too late for the Free Dip?

G-Man said...

You get a special batch all your own Miss Chandra...Free






( put this on TC's tab )

Top cat said...

mornin g-man!
Don't you just love these bone chillin, booger freezing mornings?
tc

Strumpet said...

A special batch all for me?

Woo!

Thanks, Mr. Cat!!

And, yeah, it's -3 outside here. And I have to walk to work here in a bit. Thank God for Starbucks on the way to warm me up at the halfway point.

I am SO dreading getting out of bed right now. If the heat is off even for a second it gets cold cos the wind comes pouring in through the cracks between the windows.

It's fucking cold!

Brrrrr....

Have a great day, Galen!

G-Man said...

HA!...I just whored out my 3rd. post of the Morning!! 1st. 1st 1st
I'm back....

Breazy said...

Good morning G! I am taking a quick stroll through blogland before I have to get back to work. Thank you so much for your kind words about me in my comment section! Have a good day!

HUGS!

MyUtopia said...

I love dip! I am looking forward to this weekends game. Go Bears!

G-Man said...

Mornin Breazy, your sweet!

Myutopia, I like dip also, we have much in common. A lot. we are like bonded for life now. Although you may be too literary for me...G

jillie said...

Well good mornin Dr.!

I've been neglecting my blogging duties...

Jodes said...

morning all.

buddha_girl said...

OMG. I'm making this. I'm an onion whore. I had a leftover slice of pizza for lunch today. It had onions and sausage on it.

One of my co-workers told me that it was rank. Love that! Now I stink. Good times!

buddha_girl said...

One more thing: I'm with Lime on the mayo issue. I loathe that stuff.

Maybe I'll TRY to make it with sour cream first...perhaps yogurt.

G-Man said...

Jillie Jodi Buddha Girl*sniff*
I'm the luckiest guy on the Planet!
Thanks for brightening up my day.

And throw in Breazy and Strumpet,
and I can die a complete man.

Lime and Sign?
Now I want to live forever...

Terry, come along for the ride...

jillie said...

Oh of course not...I'm just tired and kind of burnt out...no coffee in me yet.

GOOD MORNING G-MAN!!!!!!
GOOD MORNING G-MAN!!!!!!

jillie said...

I think the reality of everything that's been going on and the things I STILL have to do and get done have finally hit and I feel DRAINED!!!!

How could you ever be like anyone else. You're my one and only g-man xo

G-Man said...

I know, I just like hearing it! xox

Strumpet said...

Awwwwwwww.....