I've been tagged by Top Cat to name ten things that begin with the letter G......
In light of my previous post, it's the 1st thing that popped up! oooooooh.
Fever inducing, expensive, lusterous. It can be resting on the ocean floor for centuries, and washed ashore as glowing as the day it was stolen! An ounce of it can be wound to a wire so thin it can stretch for over a mile. If all the gold in the history of the world that has ever been recovered, found or plucked from Mother Earth, were to be put inside the Washington Monument, it would only fill it up 1/3 of the way!
The stuff that dreams are made of!
The stuff that induces dreams!.......................Spliff Mon?
Flash back to 1969.....Western Civilization 101...!st hour lecture hall....A half dazed ganja induced stuperfied G-Man, is nodding in and out of Dr. Drews diatribe of Garibaldi's reorganization of the Papal States......" G-Man (everybody calls me G-Man), In what year were the Papal States reorganized ?".....Holy Shit, did he just call my name?. Only semi-conscious, I pulled myself together long enough to pull a wild guess right out of my ass......1870? His jaw dropped about a foot, and then he uttered, " Out of the mouths of babes!"...( BINGO!) he never asked me another question for the rest of the semester.......I got a 'C' in the class, but thats OK, I never studied a lick....
Sponge Bob's buddy........I love Gary!
6.) Georgie Pordgie
He kissed the girls and made them cry!
7.) The Game
The Super Bowl of course! One of my favorite days of the year. Me and several of my friends always go to a local Bar and Grill called MO' Doggies. We have several tables lined up in front of a big screened T.V., and we have pools after every quarter, drink specials, and he provides Hot Wings, Hot Dogs, condiments, and we have a pot luck from the regulars.....Every year I am required to bring the same thing, if I don't bring it, I'm barred from entering, it's that good!
It's a dip, I will share it all with you so that you can be the hit of your Super Bowl Party. It's a dip made out of .......
Ahhhhh, Gargonzola! This blue-veined, pungent product of Italy's bovine populace, is a marvel of nature. Some folks claim that Stilton, Rocquefort, or Danish Bleu is just as good, but I beg to differ.......Here is your Prize Winning, Taste Tempting, Mouth Watering, hit of your party.
This is the ratio...you can adjust to the size of the crowd....
4 ounces of Gargonzola
8 ounce pkg of cream cheese
1/2 cup of pure apricot preserves ( be very careful here Crabby)
1/2 cup of finely chopped walnuts
( optional) 1/4 cup of bacon bits
Mix well with fork, but do NOT blend!....even if you don't like Bleu Cheese, this is KILLER!
9.) Mrs. G
Hats off to this smart, hard working, very pretty girl thats put up with me since college. Could you possibly imagine living with an ass-hole like me for all of these years? She takes everything seriously, I take NOTHING seriously. EXAMPLE: One time on vacation in the Black Hills, a line of cars were pulled over beside the road, and they were taking pics of some wild life. It was a very hot day, and the blacktop was very spongy. We stopped like everyone else to look, and there was a small herd of Big Horn Sheep down in a valley, I told her to get out and get a pic of them, when she got out of the car, the edge of the hot blacktop crumbled and she tumbled to the bottom of the ravine, once I saw that she wasn't dead, I hollared down to her" did you get the picture?"...Hey, I carried her back up, and put some ice on her broken ankle.......what?
The first documented surgeon, he lived in ancient Greece and his ground breaking methods are still being used today.
The first name of Doc Adams on Gunsmoke
The name of the head Orangutan on Planet of the Apes
My name.....When I was born, we had no TV, and my Mothers favorite radio personality was a deep voiced, smooth talking man by the name of Galen Drake, she liked him so much she named me after him....later on in his career, he became the spokesperson for Preparation-H...
Some people say...How appropriate!.......Thanks TC...........PEACE.....G-Man
....And at this time, I would like to TAG the Sensational Strumpet, with the letter 'S'......xoxox