Monday, January 29, 2007

Tag I'm It!!

I've been tagged by Top Cat to name ten things that begin with the letter G......

1.) Gay
In light of my previous post, it's the 1st thing that popped up! oooooooh.

2.) Gold
Fever inducing, expensive, lusterous. It can be resting on the ocean floor for centuries, and washed ashore as glowing as the day it was stolen! An ounce of it can be wound to a wire so thin it can stretch for over a mile. If all the gold in the history of the world that has ever been recovered, found or plucked from Mother Earth, were to be put inside the Washington Monument, it would only fill it up 1/3 of the way!
The stuff that dreams are made of!

3.) Ganja
The stuff that induces dreams!.......................Spliff Mon?

4.) Garibaldi
Flash back to 1969.....Western Civilization 101...!st hour lecture hall....A half dazed ganja induced stuperfied G-Man, is nodding in and out of Dr. Drews diatribe of Garibaldi's reorganization of the Papal States......" G-Man (everybody calls me G-Man), In what year were the Papal States reorganized ?".....Holy Shit, did he just call my name?. Only semi-conscious, I pulled myself together long enough to pull a wild guess right out of my ass......1870? His jaw dropped about a foot, and then he uttered, " Out of the mouths of babes!"...( BINGO!) he never asked me another question for the rest of the semester.......I got a 'C' in the class, but thats OK, I never studied a lick....

5.) Gary
Sponge Bob's buddy........I love Gary!

6.) Georgie Pordgie
He kissed the girls and made them cry!

7.) The Game
The Super Bowl of course! One of my favorite days of the year. Me and several of my friends always go to a local Bar and Grill called MO' Doggies. We have several tables lined up in front of a big screened T.V., and we have pools after every quarter, drink specials, and he provides Hot Wings, Hot Dogs, condiments, and we have a pot luck from the regulars.....Every year I am required to bring the same thing, if I don't bring it, I'm barred from entering, it's that good!
It's a dip, I will share it all with you so that you can be the hit of your Super Bowl Party. It's a dip made out of .......

8.) Gargonzola
Ahhhhh, Gargonzola! This blue-veined, pungent product of Italy's bovine populace, is a marvel of nature. Some folks claim that Stilton, Rocquefort, or Danish Bleu is just as good, but I beg to differ.......Here is your Prize Winning, Taste Tempting, Mouth Watering, hit of your party.
This is the ratio...you can adjust to the size of the crowd....
4 ounces of Gargonzola
8 ounce pkg of cream cheese
1/2 cup of pure apricot preserves ( be very careful here Crabby)
1/2 cup of finely chopped walnuts
( optional) 1/4 cup of bacon bits
Mix well with fork, but do NOT blend!....even if you don't like Bleu Cheese, this is KILLER!

9.) Mrs. G
Hats off to this smart, hard working, very pretty girl thats put up with me since college. Could you possibly imagine living with an ass-hole like me for all of these years? She takes everything seriously, I take NOTHING seriously. EXAMPLE: One time on vacation in the Black Hills, a line of cars were pulled over beside the road, and they were taking pics of some wild life. It was a very hot day, and the blacktop was very spongy. We stopped like everyone else to look, and there was a small herd of Big Horn Sheep down in a valley, I told her to get out and get a pic of them, when she got out of the car, the edge of the hot blacktop crumbled and she tumbled to the bottom of the ravine, once I saw that she wasn't dead, I hollared down to her" did you get the picture?"...Hey, I carried her back up, and put some ice on her broken ankle.......what?

10.) Galen
The first documented surgeon, he lived in ancient Greece and his ground breaking methods are still being used today.
The first name of Doc Adams on Gunsmoke
The name of the head Orangutan on Planet of the Apes
My name.....When I was born, we had no TV, and my Mothers favorite radio personality was a deep voiced, smooth talking man by the name of Galen Drake, she liked him so much she named me after him....later on in his career, he became the spokesperson for Preparation-H...
Some people say...How appropriate!.......Thanks TC...........PEACE.....G-Man

....And at this time, I would like to TAG the Sensational Strumpet, with the letter 'S'......xoxox

89 comments:

SignGurl said...

OMG! You and I are connected souls. I would have said the same thing to Mr. Sign had he fallen.

Great post G! Got Preparation H?

SignGurl said...

First, bitches!!!!<-----said lovingly!

Breazy said...

LOL! Good meme. I do have to say that I like the name Galen..you don't see or hear it every day . We named our first daughter Chesney, every time someone hears it for the first time they automatically say " you got that from Kenny Chesney didn't you " , NO we didn't actually .

Fun reading , thanks!

*waving and cheering for Signgurl*

G-Man said...

Sign,you deserve to be first after all the shit I put you through. I love you dearly and you know it!
Cemetary? Really?

Mornin Breazy, thanks for the kind words, you are very sweet.Oh oh, me and Sign have to leave for a bit Strumpet has to pee.......G

SignGurl said...

I lived across from a cemetary. When nature calls, she screams.

*hands t.p. under stall to Strumpet*

SignGurl said...

Do you think this avatar's too much?

lime said...

ROFLMAO!, you really said that to Mrs G huh? did she have bones poking out? holy moly.

oh, and your info about the amount of gold that's been mined feeds my sick love of useless knowledge. you realize you've lodged that into my brain so firmly i will not be able to recall anything else of significance the rest of the day...

Manny said...

Well done g.


Eliza...er..sign. Your avatar reminds me of a hnt I was going to do. I still may do it, but with a twist.

G-Man said...

Sign, did I say that I love you?

Lime, I heard that statistic, on one of those guided shuttle car type tours of DC...Thats the only thing that I remembered that day also.....G

jillie said...

Great post!
sg...I love the new avatar...VERY HAWT!

as far as the smelly cheese goes..I can't stand the stuff...stinky poo!

"G" also stands for GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.

You are ONE lucky dude to have a wife like that. Did she really break her ankle?

Gold? Give me platinum baby! LOL

Ok...as you can tell I am back
Miss you my g-man!
xoxo

lime said...

personally, i think manny's avatar is a trip.

those guided tours, they'll getcha every time ask my kids abuot the local coal mine tour.....bwhahahaha

G-Man said...

Oh, hi......O
Hi Manny, you popped up while I was being nice to Sign for a change. Thanks for stopping by.
We LOVE having you around all day during the week..Just like Christmas!!!!!! thats what you remind me of Christmas. Ho Ho Ho!

G-Man said...

GOD, nap times over, Jillies back!

I ALMOST said this.....

11.) Girls
Over Under Sideways Down
Tall Ones, Short Ones, Square and Round.

Top cat said...

great job on the meme g.
I knew you could do it and you need to thank me because I was going to be mean to you and give you the letter Z.
I know I know..zigzag.:)
Thanks for going along with the tag.
tc

SignGurl said...

I take it that Lime doesn't like this avatar. I need help!

SignGurl said...

Give me the keys to this here blog and I'll tune er up.

G-Man said...

Lime loves it. Michelle thinks it's kinky, Trini's wet...

jillie said...

Oh it's so good to be back and into the twisted perverted blog of the g-man...

sg...I'm sure g-man will volunteer to give her a tune up...I think her knobs need adjusting...woooohoooo!!!

buddha_girl said...

I am so trying that dip stuff. I LOVE bleu cheese!

AND, I think the way you got your name is priceless! I have this 'thing' for knowing how peoples' parents chose their names!

Strumpet said...

Okay, I'm out of the loo and I have my list too!

I *heart* gorgonzola.

It's the fucking shit and that dip sounds like Standing Ovation Fodder.

Yum-Oh

G-Man said...

Sign, I've already perverted your post on the avatar.
Jillie, you were gone?
Buddha Girl, It's guaranteed to be the hit of the party!

Strumpet, You are the quietest pee-er in existence( not that I was trying to listen).And the fastest typer, since you are already done with your list.
The Dip Is The Whip!!

Breazy said...

Anybody have an extra blanket? I am freezing. We just came from our land and it is cold out there!

tsduff said...

I'm a Stilton gal myself - I love it WAY too much. This receipe sounds killer - it's what's for dinner next Sunday now!!!! Whoa, a guy who does memes? Now I've seen it all. Impressive.

I LOVE Sponge Bob's snail...

Mrs. G rocks... you go girl!! Broken ankle - I can relate. She's got ovaries.

Very nice name, why mask it by sayin G-man?

G-Man said...

Breazy, we've had this geographical conversation before.
Take a shot of Jack Daniels ain't he from TN.?

G-Man said...

Terry, It's my personna.
In real life I'm an overbearing butt-hole, with a smart-ass answer for everything. But as G-Man I can be kind and sensitive and sweet and loving. And I can share my recipe's with all my lady friends.
OUCH!..I just sat on one of my crochet hooks.....Darn.

tsduff said...

HA HA - you and Rosy (Greer that is...)

lime said...

hey! i'm a girl! short, round and also given to being kind of square.

sg, the av is ok...my own propensity is toward the weird ones as opposed to the sexy ones...but i'm probably just being jealous since if i tried to pose like that i'd be scooping my hooters up from hip level.

G-Man said...

Lime said 'hooters'.

You are soooo ribald!

lime said...

titties, fun bags, breastisiz, bazoombas, boobies, balloons....shall i go on?

SignGurl said...

Oh Lime. If only these were my hooters. I just bought a new bra today to trya and keep them where they belong.

I really need to work on a real avatar.

SignGurl said...

Where are the Cali girls today?

SignGurl said...

New profile picture alert......

Top cat said...

I knew I should've give lime B.

G-Man said...

Lime, Did somebody pay you to render me speachless?

Jenn, Bazoombas!

G-Man said...

Yeah TC, Lime has a wild streak in her. You can't tell by her nice, kind, Sweet, demeaner. But she's a hell-cat!
Don't cross her, that Trini Voodoo bull-shit will fuck you up!

Breazy said...

I'm back , yes Jack Daniels is made in Tennessee however if I were to drink it I would be getting sick . I haven't drank that stuff in so long... wow at the memories you've brought back !

Roxi said...

either no one ever tags me or I never see it

G-Man said...

Drunk Breazy Stories?
No honey, I got this image of you that does not include Ralphing..

Roxi, You don't need no stinking tag! You fuckin tag yourself...Pick out your own letter...then BAM!..Anyone asks, I'll explain. Good Luck on your last day Rox, I'm buyin!!

Breazy said...

to be honest with you G I have never got sick from drinking , I was just saying that if I ever drank it again it would probably rip me a new rear and that includes getting sick ! LOL!
I always knew how to hold my liquor!

G-Man said...

Thats great news! Pukers bother me!..Thanks..G

Breazy said...

LMAO! They bother me too , so now you don't have to worry about me puking on ya or near ya!

DarkAngel said...

Too funny G! By the way, you're not the only one ... one of my customers is named Galen .. his brother's name is Emery. Nice guys.

DA

G-Man said...

Galen and Emery? Must have a family meaning..Maybe?
Anyway, thanks Angel,I really enjoy your visits I'm always glad to see you out of the 'House'.

Oceansearabbit said...

Oh! That's fun... I remember that meme going around a long long time ago... when I was a baby Blogger...
I was just in search of an abricot sauce for pork loin... Maybe this cheezy one could make it?
Galen? Isn't something from Ireland or so??
Anyway... Nice day to everyone... I can't see that avatar... Pff... I always miss half the fun... ;-(
SeaRabbit

Breazy said...

Good morning G ! Hope you have a good day !

G-Man said...

SeaRabbit, I love your visits. Too bad about the avatar, it is smokin hot, exactly like you!
Merci Ma Chere....G

Breazy, you sweet thing, thanks for being so nice.

Breazy said...

G-man your welcome but don't let the niceness trick you , it is still morning , who knows what I will get into today! LOL!

lime said...

tc, sorry it's too late...i already did K

g-man, no one paid me but i accept cash, check or money order....

and moi? a wild streak??

and true you don't want me to unleash my wrath but would you get it right already....

voodoo=haiti
santeria=cuba
OBEAH=trinidad

i'll get the obeah woman after you or maybe soucouyant....

lime said...

oh and SG, i feel your pain.....bruised hipbones and black eyes are not fun, gotta restrain the twins properly

Top cat said...

g-man is in da house!

Jodes said...

great post, i was home sick yesterday....thanks for missing me. I love Sponge Bob too, Ihave a nightshirt with Patrick on it that says "I have issues."

pink ginger 珂琳 said...

Wow!! I was very surprise that I didn't see 'Gals, Gambling' in the list.
You're more decent than am expected. :)

G-Man said...

Lime? No Ju Ju shit please!

TC, Achtung!

Jodi, Your fingers were sick?

Pink Ginger, You got me all pegged wrong! I'm very docile!

SignGurl said...

It's 11:00am and no visits from the Gman.

Lime, I, too have suffered the wrath of unhindered boobies. Ouch!

pink ginger 珂琳 said...

haha.. am still reading on chapter one. it takes time to know you inside out. :)

I like the Mrs.G part. She is lovely.

lime said...

placate me and you need not worry about la diablesse....

Jodes said...

oooh I think you are feelng a little out of sorts cuz I was not around yesterday - did you see my post today? have you ever had a migraine? nothing works when you have a migraine. sitting up was not even an option.

Strumpet said...

My fingers move faster than my brain sometimes.

It's not always a good thing.

Oooo...did you say 'whip?'

I need one of those for my Catwoman costume.

G-Man said...

I have the image goin on now!

You already know I love 'Cat Scratch Fever'.....
Yes Whip!...Riding Crop..Whatever!




Jodi Girl, yes honey I've been there....but NOT first!

tsduff said...

Good morning G-man - how's the weather? LOL

G-Man said...

COLD AS FUCK!!

...but thanks for asking!

Mornin, Terry.

Breazy said...

G could you explain that particular kind of cold to us all, we promise to sit quietly and listen...LOL!

jillie said...

Good morning my dear g-man!

I will be in and out today...I have a FULL FUCKEN PLATE...ugh!

I need a vacation. I hear it's cold in yer neck of da woods....BRRRRRR chilly wooooo man.

It's cold, damp and rainy here. Good fireplace, couch and a blanket weather only the wood is OUTSIDE in the rain. I'll guess I'll have to bring some in to dry off....

I've missed all you guys...and I am working on my "J" list...lol

Top cat said...

I love cat scrach fever by the Amboy Dukes..heh heh heh

SignGurl said...

I have pictures of the great Ted Nuggent. I have a hat signed by Mr. Badass too. Mr. Sign was too busy looking down the Nug's wife's blouse to get one. She's hot, meaning I could probably go bi for her.

SignGurl said...

I meant what I said about helping you out with your blog template. We could really spruce this baby up.

G-Man said...

I'll be really busy till 6 everyone, hang in there, I'll be back!

jillie said...

Well thanks for the warning! So that means I have a couple of hours to run and hide!

Kristen said...

I hate falling down

lime said...

just another semantic (pedantic) note.....cold as fuck??

a fuck necessarily requires friction, friction causes heat....a cold fuck?? dang...that has to be a really bad fuck.

G-Man said...

Breaking down the inner meaning of the word FUCK.
Do you ladies fuck your spouse/lover, or'make love'?
You may fuck him, but thats just the physical 'cold' act.
The truely meaningful and loving act is warm and tender.

ALL-RIGHT STOP RIGHT THERE!

You guys caught me in a bit of a speach misspeaking thing.
I should have said..Colder than a witches tit...Hotter than fuck.OK?

Breazy said...

LMAO!!! Thanks for the clarification! I love to tease you then read your response because you are hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh!

SignGurl said...

My work here is done!

Breazy said...

Btw.. I forgot to tell you something since I was laughing so hard.. I like your new look over here!

G-Man said...

We can all thank, the beautiful Sign Queen!
Sorry I've been tied up, I Promise I'll Make it up to you,Thanks to..
Lime
Pink Ginger
Breazy
Jillie Bean
Jodi Girl
KJ
Jenn...You girls Rock!!

Breazy said...

Girls did you hear that , we ROCK!!LOL! Thank you ! Good night , sweet dreams! :)

S E E Quine said...

` Mmmm. Ganja... er, ah, you can stop pestering me, now ;)

SignGurl said...

Good morning, starshine! I'm not working again today. Just thought I would check in with you (my other boss).

SignGurl said...

You have no idea of the restraint it took for me not to turn your blog pink.

Ameratis said...

Gary is my favorite too! Meow! That is great.
Love your icon with Bullwinkle!
And surprised Mrs. G didn't shove you back down the ravine once you carried her to the top. LOL

G-Man said...

She would have had she not needed me to lug her ass around for the next week! Nice to see you Ameratis, thanks for stopping and commenting....

Sign, everythings great!

SignGurl said...

You'll notice that you are now on Eastern Time! I rock!!!!

Jodes said...

i like the new look, clean and simple. I have been trying to change mine but cannot figure out one of the dang codes...so it shall stay the same for now. Hey - you wanna be 1st on my new post???

Jodes said...

we all tied you up together - in your dreams BIG DADDY!!!

barefoot_mistress said...

LMAO that you asked wife if she got the shot after she tumbled down the hill! You bad boy!
I love Gary the Snail too!
Now see, Mr Ratburns real name is Gary (the snail), and Little Rita, well, she plays clarinet just like Squidward, and I love to tease her that she needs a tiny black speedo so she can practice clarinet on her rooftop Easter Island head, in her speedo ....so does that make me Patrick, Spongebob, Sandy, or Mrs. Puff?

Ok but your dip sounds terrible! Apricot preserves with all that other stuff? Ewww~ Sorry!

Man this looks like a cool place to hang out, I oughta come by here more often, all of my friends do!
LOL

G-Man said...

Sign, you indeed do rock!

Jodi Girl, you not only rock, but you rock too.

Mistress, if you want to be like Michelle Trini Limey... instead of the preserves, you can chop up by hand about a 1/2 cup of dried apricots...Or you can buy in your dairy section, some French Onion chip dip...It's all good!
You are always welcome.....
It's cold, put some shoes on!!..G

tsduff said...

okay bullwinkle - I see you are open for business. Nice new look - and BTW, it would have been just as nice in pink.

G-Man said...

I agree Terry, I like many pink things....Thanks....G

Strumpet said...

I already have a riding crop. But, a whip is like Catwoman's calling card.

And 'fuck' is a VERY versatile little word when not taken so literally, that is the beauty of it.

You might recall a video post of mine in the education of the proper use of the word 'fuck,' Galen.

Anyhow... I think a proper literal fuck is only best when done with someone you truly care about. I'm not that into a cold fuck, I don't see the point.

I think Trent Reznor said it best in the song 'Closer.' That is my favourite lovesong ever.