Micro-Fiction Monday....

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Uncle Reggie never married.

He had a girlfriend once,

but she ran off with the town photographer!

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I figured I'd better play one more time.

Susan seems to be too busy too manage this Meme.

It's a shame too because it's creative AND fun.

Each Sunday she posts a pic of her choice,

and you provide the caption on your blog, in 140 characters

OR LESS!!

For now, you can still find her..... here!!!

Sunday 160...

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March is a cool, damp, dreary month here in the

North Woods. But where there are Sugar Maples,

there soon will be a yummy gift from Mother Nature..

Amber Delite

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If you can compose a a story or poem in exactly 160

characters, post it on your blog then go visit

The Monkey Man......Here!
100 gallons of sap boils down to about ONE gallon of syrup!

Savour EVERY single drop!!!!!!

Friday Flash 55...

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She was a Goddess!
Well.....Kinda
She was more of a Skank.
A Skanky Goddess!!
You know the type.
Deep piercing eyes...Set a little too close together.
Blondish-Brownish hair, heavily sprayed with Wind Song.
Or maybe Tabu?
No....Wind Song!
Anyway, her lips smelled of Salem Lights...
But tasted like Jack and Coke.
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

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Remember the Molasses cookies from yesterday?

Here's the last one.....Ahhhhhhhhh!

And whats better to wash it down with?

Not only that, once again it's time to play....

Roll The Rim!!!!

Good Luck to me....See Ya Friday!

(Or 8:00 PM est Thursday Night)

Retro-Wednesday...

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I have a customer that was born the same year as my Mom.
Monday was the last day of some great incentives on
an Impala. This lady has arthritis and needed an oddball
option that is hard to find. She needed a car without a bucket
seat because then they put the shifter on the column, and it
is much easier for her to shift. After days of searching I finally
found one EXACTLY oufitted to her request!
To top it all off, this sale was the 5th one in the last two days
of the month, and it won me a special mgr. contest....
A trip to the Soaring Eagle Casino and 200 Bucks gambling money!
She was so elated that she brought me in a Dozen of her World
Famous Molasses Cookies.
I know it's not your everyday Oreo or Toll House Chocolate
Chip Cookie, but let me tell you they are to DIE for!!!!
She brought them in hot out of the oven, and this was all that
was left by the time it reached my office!!!
Thats OK, I'm a diabetic anyway.
Sorry for the ramble, but these old fashioned dark delights
drive me crazy.
Peace...!!!

TMI Tuesday.........

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I'm solving this mystery, and I'll make it quick....

Do you see the last ingredients of the meat filling?

Soy?

Do you know what Soy is short for?

Now altogether, It's______________!!!!!!!!

Micro-Fiction Monday.....

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Note to Myself...

Never EVER trade shoes with a guy named Shaquille!

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Every Monday Susan the MIA at Stony River, posts

a picture of her choosing on HER blog. You provide the

caption in 140 characters or less on YOUR blog, then

go tell her ....HERE!