Thursday, March 3, 2011

Friday Flash 55...

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She was a Goddess!
Well.....Kinda
She was more of a Skank.
A Skanky Goddess!!
You know the type.
Deep piercing eyes...Set a little too close together.
Blondish-Brownish hair, heavily sprayed with Wind Song.
Or maybe Tabu?
No....Wind Song!
Anyway, her lips smelled of Salem Lights...
But tasted like Jack and Coke.
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

58 comments:

Brian Miller said...

hmmm she sounds sizzling g...in an intersting kinda way...maybe...lol...nice 55

mine is up

Brian Miller said...

wow...finally again...yahtzee!

Millie said...

Hmm. We don't have those here in the barnyard. Looks a little flashier than the skunks we do get. My human has a 55 here. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2011/03/03/a-watched-feeling/

dustus said...

LOL ...that last line is over-the-top. Still laughing. Very revealing details.

Here's mine
To Ruins

moondustwriter said...

Glad my olfactory senses aren't too sharp - what a gal!!

Thanks for the weekly fun Mr G we appreciate what you do!

Mismatched pair

Happy Friday y'all

Monkey Man said...

Like kissing an ash tray. Lovely (he emotes with dripping sarcasm). Looks like Charlie Sheen's kinda girl.

My 55 is HERE.

hpicasso said...

"Well.....Kinda"...best line

you had me at Jack

my words

Alice Audrey said...

Blond with brown at the roots, maybe?

Mine is here.

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

Goddesses are EVERYWHERE this week, G-man!

Mine is about DESIRE

lime said...

she's charming in a contagious sort of way...

now where did i leave the lysol?

i played too here

hpicasso said...

"Well.....Kinda"...best line

you had me at Jack


my words

Lynne H. said...

Great read!!!

hpicasso said...

wow...2 times and my comment isn't here...third is a charm?

you had me at Jack

Steve Isaak said...

Good write, made me laugh. I seriously have dated a woman like that, just prior to her going full-blown slutty (I write this in the most respectful way, as I'm still friends with her.)

Here's my 55.

Thanks again, for hosting this. :)

Mama Zen said...

Awww, G-Man! You paint such a flattering portrait of me!

Mine will be up in the morning.

hpicasso said...

you had me at Jack

hpicasso said...

oh yea...

Peace, hp


my words

Me said...

Hahaha! It's funny, I was a smoker for many, many years. But since quitting (5 years ago, yay me!), I am *so* judgemental of those with the habit. Nothing worse than a reformed smoker. :)

Mine's up too. Happy (almost) Friday!

Margaret said...

... I'm coughing on my side of the computer!

I didn't have time to do a "story" 55, but what do you know ... a poem I wrote that is kind of a story turned out to be EXACTLY 55 words! This 55 thing is worming it's way into my brain, I think...

My 55

Jannie Funster said...

So, I guess her windsong has stayed on your mind? But unfortunetly the jack and coke too? :)

Mine's scheduled to post at 5:55 Texas time, tomorrow morning. SO you can comment on mine, then zip right over to Mama Z's for 6:00!!

xoxo

Janna said...

I love how you had to take a moment to make sure it was really Wind Song. :)
Charlie Sheen would be proud.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Cloudia said...

cool 55





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Serena said...

Skanks are the bane of my existence. They're everywhere!:-)

Larry said...

Hmmmm Um I think I've met her before.

Sudden Drop

TALON said...

Tabu? Wind Song?? I haven't heard of those scents in years, but somehow just reading their names, I can smell them!

"Set a little too close together" - that had me laughing out loud, Galen!

My 55 is: Puppy Love

Ami Mattison said...

Why are you talking about my girlfriend like that? heh. heh.

This 55 thing is lots of fun. So here's my contribution for the second week in a row:

I clocked my days

RNSANE said...

Wow, Tabu and Wind Song, I haven't smelled those in years...but Jack, I've had in the last week!

Mine is at:

http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/03/skywatch-friday-season-4-episode-34.html

anthonynorth said...

Quite a gal.

You'll find mine here.

MorningAJ said...

Someone you know? She looks like a bit of a challenge. ;)

My 55 are up on my new writing blog.

Akelamalu said...

Your type or not??

Tabu? I love that!

Dulce said...

well... that is the real type!
The smell and all..
LOL

Hey
Here I am with one 55er for G MAN!!!

Hugs
and nice weekend!

D.

the walking man said...

My favorite. what could be better than a skank with a full pack of Salem Lights and a half bottle of jack and some nose candy to follow it with?

Belinda Munoz said...

Oh, I don't even know where to begin with this one...so rich...which Jack and Coke...which hair...which lips...and Salem? And it's Women's History Month. OK, I'll stop now.

Here's mine, inspired by my son's vomiting bouts: http://thehalfwaypoint.net/2011/03/releasing-certainty-welcoming-possibility/

Have a fantastic weekend, my friend.

Austin said...

"A little to close together" ha ha!

My 55 - Rockets and Wings - is up here

Jerry said...

Oh boy...be careful with her ...she hisses. Mine is up G. Have a good one.

hope said...

Ah yes, the girl who got all the boys, yet ended up alone when she was 40. :)

Mine's up. No, it's not grumpy. It's truthful. Well, okay, I did just have to fill up the gas tank.

Have a great weekend!

Nimue said...

So you had fun ;)
I meant writing this ...

:D

My post : Imagine that

gautami tripathy said...

May you have more of her...er writing about her...

Here is mine:

a book in which I am contained

Linda said...

Very descriptive. Every man's dream? ha-ha ;)

Mine is here at Roses to Rainbows

Olivia said...

Jack n Coke- will try this the next time.. Only my eyes are not set that close- hair color a perfect match- lolss

Here's my 55
Happy Endings

Fun weekend to all

kkrige said...
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kkrige said...

Oops,lets try that again. Must have been bedazzled by your girlfriend.

Ah romance is in the air...

You got yourself a pretty hot catch there G ;)

Good luck with that. I am sliding into Friday over here

hedgewitch said...

When you're hot you're hot--except when you're not, but ladies of that stripe are seldom lonely.
Sorry not to contribute this week--my dog has (no. not eaten my poetry) yanked my back out in an attempt to chase the neighbors poultry whilst I was hanging on to her for dear life to prevent the carnage. I'm going back to the heating pad, but I will come out and play with y'all next week.

Robert Lloyd said...

I have known manny a skanky Goddess here in Texas. I dont know if I am proud or scared of taht but oh well lol. My attempt is up. It is my first forray into the 55 so I hope its worthy.

http://themigrationofwords.blogspot.com/2011/03/noel.html

Raven said...

Picture perfect.

So glad to be getting back to this. Mine is up.

http://autumnraven.wordpress.com/2011/03/04/flash-friday-55/

Jingle said...

she looks hot,
what a brilliant 55.

here is my 55

Kavita said...

You've got quite a nose, G-Man.. lol!! :) You had me at Jack and Coke though... hehhe... umm.. maybe a rum n coke for moi! :)
Quite a skank there... hhee... ooops! I meant quite a hottie there! :)

Here's my muted applause for ya this week... whheeww!

drybottomgirl said...

Skank or not, have an awesome weekend! My 55 is up....

andy said...

Sounds fun..thought I'd have a shot..harder than it first seems so be gentle :)

http://wp.me/p1hLXl-48

secret agent woman said...

I don't know - I don't think I'd like the male equivalent of a smoking, plastic-breasted woman.

jozien said...

i like the woman you describe!

i'm in! it's been so long

avoid the clap said...

Skank is one of those words. Sometimes there isn't another word.

My 55 is up.

Doctor FTSE said...

Hairdressing hanky-panky HERE.
Have a great weekend, G-Man!

andy said...

haha..sorry I used your picture for my 55..I thought it was the prompt :)
Will do better next time now I know the only prompt is the number of words :)
cheers

Mona said...

sounds like an ash tray...

Linc said...

I'm a day late and kinda new; please be kind. Here is mine: http://reaper282.blogspot.com/2011/03/fff-55-vol-vii-parting.html

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Very nice.

evalinn said...

Nice one G-man, you are the master! :-) I´m playing this week too. Will be a good girl and write my next one soon, so I won´t miss next week!