Thursday Portrait.....

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You in?
You in?
You in?
Hey Hoyle....You in?
OK Peeps....Read em and weep!

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We'll see how well you play on Friday!

Peace...!!!

Retro Wednesday.....

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The young man in the 1st pic is Zach.
Zach wears his hat straight!
His drawers are hiked up over his ass.
The 2nd pic is my son Reese.
He does NOT have the hood on the hoodie over his head in good weather.
Reese wears his drawers hiked up as well.
Like teens of days gone by....
Now I know lots of parents out there have well dressed teens at home.
But sadly...The bottom pic is what you usually see at the Mall.
Or at school.
Or out and about.
I'm TOTALLY over the Gangsta look.
It looks stupid!
It's unsafe!
It's expensive!
Did I say it looks stupid?
Whenever I see a teen with their cap on cockeyed...
I'd like to slap it straight!
But thats just me...
Peace...!!!

TMI Tuesday...

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A Mr. Rosie O'Donnell from Kankakee Illinois asks...
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"Dear Mr. Knowitall...One of my 'acquaintances' the other day became very ill while we were having a little box lunch, and said that I must have ABLUTOPHOBIA, and ran off gagging!
What the heck is that? And can you fill me in on some other "Phobias" that may be floating around out there that the public may not be aware of"?
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Dear Rosie...Of course I can!!
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ANTHOPHOBIA...Fear of Flowers
ARACHIBUTYROPHOBIA...Fear of Peanut Butter sticking to the roof of your mouth!
VENUSTRAPHOBIA...Fear of Beautiful Women.
COURTNEYLOVOPHOBIA...Fear of Ugly Women.
GELOTOPHOBIA...Fear of being laughed at.
ANDROPHOBIA...Fear of Men.
JAGGERPHOBIA...Fear of Ugly MEN!!
COITOPHOBIA...Fear of Sexual Intercourse.
COULROPHOBIA...Fear of Clowns.
CHOROPHOBIA...Fear of Dancing.
BOZOFRUGOPHOBIA...Fear of Dancing with a Clown!
LUPOSLIPAPHOBIA...Fear of being chased by a Timber Wolf around a Kitchen Table wearing White Socks on a newly Waxed Floor!
GYNOPHOBIA...Fear of Women.
DECIDOPHOBIA...Fear of making decisions.
LINDSAYLOHANPHOBIA...Fear of chicks that can't make a decision about whether they like Women.
EMETOPHOBIA...Fear of Puking.
NOMOPHOBIA...Fear of being out of Mobile Phone Service!
PHAGOPHOBIA...Fear of Swallowing. (I know LOTS of chicks like that)
PHASMOPHOBIA...Fear of Ghosts.
PHOBOPHOBIA...Fear of Phobias.
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA...Fear of Long Words!
SCOPOPHOBIA...Fear of being Stared at.
ANATIDAEPHOBIA...Fear of being Stared at by a Duck!
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You know Rosie, the list goes on and...Good Question.
But to answer YOUR original question...
(The fear of Bathing)
Mr. Knowitall grows weary, so before I develop SOMNIPHOBIA (Fear of Sleep), and to all you NON-FRANCOPHOBICS... I bid you Adieu!!

Coffee Talk....

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I'm on my way to Tim Horton's for my extra-large regular coffee with double cream...And my senior discount please!
I thought it would be a hoot to make a few of my own Motivational Posters, you like?

Have a Kick Ass Week....G

Friday Flash 55.....

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Leaving the 30 year Rat Race behind, Larry retired to isolated bucolic bliss. But 10 months later, extreme boredom set in.
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(Knock .. Knock)
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(STARTLED....He opens his door)
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"Howdy, I'm your neighbor Jimbo...
Big Shindig Friday... Drinkin, Dancin, Wild Sex, can you attend"?
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'Gladly Jimbo...Is it Formal'?
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"Don't matter...Just be us two"!
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

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If you need to bring a vehicle in for service at Vic Canever Chevrolet, you are treated to a TOP NOTCH waiting area with comfy chairs and a Cafe', with free Wi-Fi!
We have fresh coffee and we grind our own beans.
Donuts, muffins, chips, bottled water....And fresh popped popcorn!!!
Mmmmmmm.....Popcorn!!!!
Ya know, popcorn gives me inspiration.....
(and sometimes a bit of wind)
Peace...!!!

Retro-Wednesday.....

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I was gonna just post about my Old Hickory, very worn and used, Bowie Knife. The top pic is what it should look like in pristine condition. The top knife is a 9 inch blade, mine is a 13 inch blade. (NOT a metalurgical anatomical metaphor I assure you). This knife has been in my family as long as I can remember, and the handle is taped, and the blade is corroded. But it has hacked through many many items too numerous to mention.

Then I noticed that I set it on top of an old Aladdin Lunch Box from the 50's! Aladdin was an American Lunch novelty Co. Home anchored in Memphis Tennessee. This was a DisneyLAND themed box. Not Disneyworld!! This box pre-dates Disneyworld by about 12 years.

It's handle is missing, but it perfectly stores a couple of fishing reels and some line.

Thanks for stopping by....

Peace...!!!