Monday, June 7, 2010

TMI Tuesday...






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A Mr. Rosie O'Donnell from Kankakee Illinois asks...
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"Dear Mr. Knowitall...One of my 'acquaintances' the other day became very ill while we were having a little box lunch, and said that I must have ABLUTOPHOBIA, and ran off gagging!
What the heck is that? And can you fill me in on some other "Phobias" that may be floating around out there that the public may not be aware of"?
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Dear Rosie...Of course I can!!
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ANTHOPHOBIA...Fear of Flowers
ARACHIBUTYROPHOBIA...Fear of Peanut Butter sticking to the roof of your mouth!
VENUSTRAPHOBIA...Fear of Beautiful Women.
COURTNEYLOVOPHOBIA...Fear of Ugly Women.
GELOTOPHOBIA...Fear of being laughed at.
ANDROPHOBIA...Fear of Men.
JAGGERPHOBIA...Fear of Ugly MEN!!
COITOPHOBIA...Fear of Sexual Intercourse.
COULROPHOBIA...Fear of Clowns.
CHOROPHOBIA...Fear of Dancing.
BOZOFRUGOPHOBIA...Fear of Dancing with a Clown!
LUPOSLIPAPHOBIA...Fear of being chased by a Timber Wolf around a Kitchen Table wearing White Socks on a newly Waxed Floor!
GYNOPHOBIA...Fear of Women.
DECIDOPHOBIA...Fear of making decisions.
LINDSAYLOHANPHOBIA...Fear of chicks that can't make a decision about whether they like Women.
EMETOPHOBIA...Fear of Puking.
NOMOPHOBIA...Fear of being out of Mobile Phone Service!
PHAGOPHOBIA...Fear of Swallowing. (I know LOTS of chicks like that)
PHASMOPHOBIA...Fear of Ghosts.
PHOBOPHOBIA...Fear of Phobias.
HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA...Fear of Long Words!
SCOPOPHOBIA...Fear of being Stared at.
ANATIDAEPHOBIA...Fear of being Stared at by a Duck!
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You know Rosie, the list goes on and...Good Question.
But to answer YOUR original question...
(The fear of Bathing)
Mr. Knowitall grows weary, so before I develop SOMNIPHOBIA (Fear of Sleep), and to all you NON-FRANCOPHOBICS... I bid you Adieu!!

21 comments:

secret agent woman said...

Real phobias are sometimes stranger than the fake ones. Fear of haircuts is one I just heard about today.

Prayer Girl said...

Gee, I thought ALBUTOPHOBIA was fear of 'all but the kitchen sink'. Just goes to show how little I really know. Thanks for straightening me out. :)

PG

Thom said...

LOL Best TMI to date. :)

Cindy said...

hahaha!

g-man said...

PG!!!!!!!
I got the letters switched!
It's ABLUTOPHOBIA....
I'll change it now...Thanks..G

Brian Miller said...

i think i know that person...

steveroni said...

I think I AM that person, Brian...How do you know me?

Serena said...

I have some of those phobias -- but they don't scare me as much as those pictures do!:)

lime said...

personally i'm scared silly of those shots of courtney love and rosie o'donnell.

lime said...

oh, and i have a fear of haircuts...though i am not sure it rises to the phobic level.

Quixote said...

Too funny G-Daddy! Can't say I have too many "fears" or "phobias" ... I do have crowd anxiety. I will go into crowds but I absolutely hate it. It's the fear of not being able to move about freely ... *shrugs*

*huggles the G-Man all up*
MWAH
Angel

Eric Alder said...

I thought Popeye had aBLUTOphobia... until he ate his spinach, of course.

Shadow said...

sheeesh, i've always believed what i don't know can't hurt me. i'll never be the same again?!?!?!?!

Ms. Gibson said...

Hello KnowitAll,
I come here via Brian Miller's blog. He writes super 55-word stories. I might even try my hand at it. I wanted to see YOUR 55-word stories, but couldn't find them in your archives. Hmmmm.

Akelamalu said...

All those are enough to give a person a phobia! Would there be a name for that? LOL

Eric Alder said...

(Hope I'm not stepping on G-Man's toes by answering here)

Ms. Gibson, just check in Mr. Knowitall's blog archive (via "Older Posts") for the weekly "Friday Flash 55" posts.

Also, in the comments you'll find links to the 55's of others (like myself) who post them there each week.

Hope this helps!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

hahaha, G-Man! The epiphanies fear can create!
Btw, I have a fear of writers' block today! ;)

buffalodick said...

It's a scary world out there...

Nessa said...

I have quintaphobia quintaphobia.

Jingle said...

I have grown up,
I fear these no more!

Jingle said...

http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/06/09/the-celebrate-blogger-of-april-awards/

Wow,
U Win The Celebrate Blogger Award of April in Short Stories,
The Celebrate Blogger of April In Humor...
voted by many,
I am proud of your achievement!

Happy Wednesday!