Friday Flash (hehehe) 55.....

The prostitution trial of Maine Zumba instructor
Alexis Wright ended in a Hung jury today.
Jury foreman Phil McCrackin said that there just wasn't enough
evidence to convict the 29 year old.
Dissenters... Jack Soffalot, Mike Hunt, Haywood Jablowme,
Hugh Jardon, and Bill Lowbiter concurred
Voting to convict was...Stella Virgin, Anita Wyderbocks, and Iona Glasscock.


Poor Alexis, she subsequently pleaded guilty to avoid another trial.
They sure have strange names, in Foulmouth Maine eh?
If you or anyone you know is a Zumba Instructor or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please cum tell The G-Man!!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, Then.......BOOK!
So from the most Childish host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

Thursday Portrait.....

The 'Wind-Swept' look.
Oh...You say that it's a bit early for a Thursday post?
(In a low voice...) I Don't Give a Shit!!!!
Ha! A little carry over from the previous post.
And speaking of Wind-Swept.....

Since 1953, The National Weather Service got into the habit of
naming potential Hurricanes with a female gender. Since 1979
though, they have alternated male names. The list of names is already
pre-determined. There are actually 6 lists of names, and they alternate
on a 6 year cycle. After the current storm Chantal blows through the
South Atlantic, here are this years names-in-waiting....
Dorian
Erin
Fernand
Gabrielle
Ingrid
Jerry
Karen
Lorenzo

Wait Wait Wait.....Jerry? Karen? Those names are HARDLY exotic enough
to be remembered notoriously if they cause a little Panic and Evacuation!!!
Maybe I should have a.....Name That Hurricane.....contest?
I'll go first......
How about Jesus?...Hurricane Jesus!!!....I Like It!!!(Oh stop it, He'd LOVE it)
Now the K....Hmmmmm...How about Kimba? Very Lionesque
Or Kakawanga? Too much like a Wisconsin Cheese?
Well......You get the picture.
I'll be seeing Y'all next time at Thursday Night 8:00 PM EDST.
Keisha....Kimono....Kondoleeza.......

Who Gives a Shit?

Hi Everybody...

I hope your Fourth of July long week-end was explosive!
I'm being quite tolerant today, so I only have two worth mentioning.

1.) The Box-Office BOMB Lone Ranger...Who Gives a Shit?

2.) TV Cook Nigella Lawson getting Arti Choked...Who Gives a Shit?

Got any more?

Friday Flash 55.....

It's difficult to imagine the excitement my Great-Great Grandfather MacGlashan
felt when uprooted his family from their home near Edinborough to sail to
the new world, to a new life, to a new adventure. I'd like to thank him for making
that brave choice. Every day I thank God that I live in America.


Yeah I know, a bit of corn pone romanticism, but I mean every word of it.
Happy Birthday America....Land of the FREE!!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment......Then BOOK!!
So from the most Romantic host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Holiday And/or Week-End!!!!!

Thursday Portrait

The G-Man won a little sales contest in March, and I was sent a gift card worth
600 Bucks at various establishments, one of those places was Cabela's.
I got something that I have been wanting for awhile, an electric smoker!!
Of course I purchased some other goodies also, like some various wood chips
and a Jerky Making Kit. Each Jerky packet seasons 5.5 pounds of meat.
I'm dead serious...5.5 pounds!!!!!!!
The smoker worked like a CHAMP!!!
Guess how many pieces of Delicious Beef Jerky is in this bag. C'mon GUESS......
I LOVE the Fourth of July...I'm going to smoke a 9 pound Rib Eye on my new smoker
and afterwards Me and My Pyro Son Reese have MEGA FIREWORKS!!
Because of the holiday I'm expecting a low turnout tomorrow, but I'll be playing.
Please join me won't you....8:00 PM Thursday EDST.
Have a Kick Ass Fourth of July!!!!!!!!

Gettysburg.....

It was a perfect night to lay beneath the stars, but for being July,
he was abnormally cold. He didn't feel his legs, but he didn't feel any
pain either. He DID feel moist and sticky. He couldn't move his head.
Staring face up in a Pennsylvania meadow on a hot Summer night, he
should have been listening to crickets chirping. But the black stillness
was broken by a cacophony of desperately horrific wails, groans, screams,
cursing, sobbing, calling for Mother, calling for Jesus, begging for help,
begging for death....
The air smelled of gunpowder and guts.
He wanted a cool drink of water from the spring behind his home in Mississippi.
He hoped there was a heaven.
He feared there was a Hell.
He prayed that General Pickett was proud of him!


July 1st thru the 4th marks the 150th Anniversary of the Battle of Gettysburg.
If the South would have won this altercation, they would have been able to
march on Washington DC about 70 miles away. Pickett's Charge was the "High
Water Mark" of The Confederacy. 11,000 brave men started the charge, and
within the next few hours 6000 lay slaughtered on the open field. The wailing
and despair forever etched in the hearts of this small rural town.
The South would fruitlessly fight on for another two years....
But on this day, The Union was preserved on this hallowed soil..!!

Who Gives a Shit?

Hi Everybody....
I hope your week-end was swell.
Here's this weeks list of Turds!!!

1.) The Traitor Ed Snowden...Who Gives a Shit?
2.) That underwear wearing Miley Cyrus...Who Gives a Shit?
3.) Apples I-Watch...Who Gives a Shit?

Got anything to contribute?