Thursday, July 11, 2013

Friday Flash (hehehe) 55.....



The prostitution trial of Maine Zumba instructor
Alexis Wright ended in a Hung jury today.
Jury foreman Phil McCrackin said that there just wasn't enough
evidence to convict the 29 year old.
Dissenters... Jack Soffalot, Mike Hunt, Haywood Jablowme,
Hugh Jardon, and Bill Lowbiter concurred
Voting to convict was...Stella Virgin, Anita Wyderbocks, and Iona Glasscock.


Poor Alexis, she subsequently pleaded guilty to avoid another trial.
They sure have strange names, in Foulmouth Maine eh?
If you or anyone you know is a Zumba Instructor or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please cum tell The G-Man!!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, Then.......BOOK!
So from the most Childish host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

27 comments:

hedgewitch said...

G you have definitely topped yourself with this one. But you neglected to mention that Floggett Daley and the Crystal Methodist were very miffed at not making the jury.

Definitely some masterly wordplay--scurrilous and degenerate, but masterly. (Which reminds me of my friend, Master Bateman.)


Okay okay--I'll stop.


BTW, what the ?!? is Zumba?

I'm playin, with a study in heat stress:

Missing Inaction

hedgewitch said...

Alright! Zumba!!

Brian Miller said...

ha. oh my...what names they have...hung jury for sure...they must have had pictoral evidence...smiles...ha

my 55

Brian Miller said...

Did you hear master bateman married rosey palmer? she brought five friends along as well...the pastor had his hands full trying to keep them straight...

g-man said...

Brian , I'm saying nuttin cause I started it.
Hehehe

Helen said...

No one's gonna top yours G-man!

TALON said...

What other kind of jury could there be in a case like that? Merrily we Zumba along. :)

My 55: Doggone It

Alice Audrey said...

Gosh, maybe I should give zumba a try. I'd hate to be lumped in with the other camp.

Mine is... um... up

Margaret said...

You know... this isn't so far from the truth, I bet. Ha ha.

Great to be back this week. Hope you are enjoying your three weeks of Michigan summer :)

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I LOST MY DIRECT LINK CODE!! Can someone email it to me? margaret.bednar@me.com Thanks.

Janna said...

You had me at "hung jury", but my favorite was "Jack Soffalot".

LOL.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Gail said...

Added my two cents for Fifty-five.

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

Thank goodness most zumba classes aren't fronts for illegal activity! Or are they? Hm...

Here's mine:Master Plan

anthonynorth said...

Where was Everard, that's what I want to know.
You'll find mine here.

brandi said...

I had to read that a couple of times to get the names. JeezLooWeez I am old.

Mr. Charleston said...

I'm moving to Foulmouth, Maine and definitely studying Zumba.

A Few Deep Breaths

the walking man said...

Now you know one of the reasons I love Maine and going down east.

Someone is Special said...

Hmmm What is Zumba? All those names? :(

Here is my 55.. Just a continuation of the last one.

Someone is Special

hope said...

I'm going to have to rethink getting a new Zumba Instructor for my senior citizens center...ours was military and they got transferred. Or so they said. :)

Mine's up. Yes, you read that right. Happy weekend!

izzy said...


Where ever you come up with this- it is funny, especially some names!

http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2013/07/ff55-71213-starting-at-7am-on-4th.html

razzamadazzle said...

I've missed all the fun! This is hilarious.

Mine is HERE.

Other Mary said...

Well, that explains why I've never been chosen for jury duty!

And here's my 55: I Didn't Know


Mama Zen said...

This is a complete travesty of justice! Judge S.Phyllis Rotzakok should have dismissed all of the charges before the trial even took place!

manicddaily said...

Yikes! Very silly. My husband had a headmaster named Mr. Grocock - no one even considered (back then) that it was a funny name.

At least they didn't speak about it. (I'm guessing you did not go to that school.)

(And why weren't any sailors represented since it was in Maine - all those seamen.)


Crazy.

I'm in. It's a bit rough.

http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/07/12/why-are-some-rhapsodic-maybe-flash-55-um/

Have a great weekend. k.

Margaret said...

K. Absolutely hysterical!

Akelamalu said...

Crikey what had she done????

I know three Zumba instructors, James is the best. ;)

Jannie Funster said...

And I heard they all donned leis, yes -- got leid, and sang 8-part harmony to "Kumona Wannaleiya" 'round the gypsy fire.

:)

xoxo

Lady In Read said...

that jury sure must have spent most of the time talking about their names!
mine is here: waltzing in late again
http://myrandrspace.blogspot.in/2013/07/lions-and-tigers-and-bears-oh-my-say.html