Two Thumbs Up!!!

Do you pay attention to movie reviews?
If you do, there have been some great movies that you may
have missed in the past. Movies like Star Wars, Jackie Brown,
Machete', and the list goes on and on.
Sunday my son Reese and I went to see ALVH in 3-D...
What a Pleasant Surprise!!
It was Historical, Great Special Effects, Only Semi-Gory, and the acting
was terrific! It was very action packed, and it left a yearning for a sequel.
The best thing about this movie was it's historical accuracy (Save for the
Vampire angle). But isn't that what movies are all about? ESCAPE??
If realism is all you care about, who would have ever watched The Lord of
the Rings, Avatar, or Rocky?
Do yourself a favor...Go see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
Abe was more of a Bad Ass Hero than you already thought he was!!!

Gotta Love Da U P Eh?

My surgeon only see's patients on Tuesday. The rest of the week...?
He's Cuttin!!!
"OK Galen, lets have a look".
I stood up and slowly pulled down my shorts and boxers.
He broke into a HUGE grin.
"It's healing FANTASTIC"!!
He reminded me of an artist admiring his Masterpiece...
And my ass, is his canvas!!!

Hi everybody, yes I'm feeling better and better!!
I'm scheduled to return to work on July 16th!
Last week Reese and I visited Michigan's Upper Peninsula.
The weather was perfect, the sights brought back many childhood
memories, and it was a much needed getaway.
This is my first warning of MANY...
Friday Flash 55 will return in July...Friday the 13th!!!!
As you can see from the above paragraph, I've been a practicing...hehehehehe
Hope to see you then...I miss everybody.
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

We are getting close.....

PAIN....Comes in degrees!
For Starters...
Ya got your Sliver in Finger.
Ya got your Toothache.
Ya got your Sunburn.
You then progress to...
Migraines.
Getting your eyeball plucked out by a deranged Ninja.
Finally, the ultimate...
Childbirth.
Passing a Kidney Stone.
Being attacked by a deadly Flesh-Eating infection.
I've had two outta three!!!!!


Do Not Panic! This is only a test!
Had this been a Real Flash Friday 55.
You would have been instructed well before now to turn to
640..or 1240...Or Mr. Knowitall's blog spot.
You may now resume your regular blogging agenda....
THIS IS ONLY A TEST!!!!

BTW...Have a Kick Ass Week-End!

Turkey's....And a BIG Turkey!!!

Hi Everybody!!!
G-Man here with my weekly Ass-Wound Progress Report.
The Doctor's all say that my massive gash is healing beautifully...YAY!!
I felt strong enough to go to the Farmer's Market today, and there is a guy
that raises turkey's there. He sells jerky, smoked sausage, and.....EGGS!
These jumbo babies were about TWICE the size of a Jumbo Chicken egg.
Let me tell you, they were rich, golden orange, and delicious...Six bucks a doz.
I'm thinking that I may be ready to see if I can a try to host a 55 Night in 2 or 3
weeks. I'm hoping that I can!!! Thanks for being patient, thanks for stopping by,
and as always....Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Update....

Hi everybody!!!
Thank you all so much for being patient with my absence.
My massive ass wound is in a poor spot for quick healing, and
it looks like I'll be off work another 4 weeks...Grrrrrrrr
I've learned one thing from this whole ordeal, retirement is NOT for me!
Unless of course I could fish and go to Flea Markets every day.....:-)
Have a Kick Ass Week-End My Friends......Galen

It's ALIVE...It's ALIVE!!!!

Hi everybody, Look what the cat drug in...G-Man!!!
I want to thank my loyal, trusted, and caring friends in
Bloggerville for all of your well wishes, positive thoughts and prayers.
What I thought was a painful  boil on my ass, turned out to be a very
fast acting Flesh Eating Virus called...Necrotizing Faciitus!!!
Yes the one thats been on the news EVERY NIGHT it seems since
I came down with it. I was literally hours from either wearing a colostomy,
losing my Manly-Parts, or DEATH. I'm only here through the luck of having
the brilliant Dr. Gutenkunst on duty when I was admitted to ER. He recognized
my situation, ordered immediate emergency surgery, and saved my life.
In the 16 days that I was in the hospital, I had FOUR OPERATIONS!!!
This is my third week home, and I just got my stitches out Tuesday. I still have
trouble sitting for any period of time, so my posting will be sparadic. As far as
Friday Flash 55 goes, I'm just not ready to tackle it yet. Please be patient.....
I so cherish the warm heart of all my Blogger Peeps.
Thank You from the bottom of my heart and.....
Have a Kick Ass Holiday Week-End....G-Man

Love From G-Man

I spoke with Galen today.  He is finally home from the hospital.  He is not able to sit, so he hasn't checked email or this blog.  He wanted me to let you all know that he's feeling much better but will be down for a while.  He sends all his love and thanks everyone for their well wishes.