Saturday, June 9, 2012

Turkey's....And a BIG Turkey!!!




Hi Everybody!!!
G-Man here with my weekly Ass-Wound Progress Report.
The Doctor's all say that my massive gash is healing beautifully...YAY!!
I felt strong enough to go to the Farmer's Market today, and there is a guy
that raises turkey's there. He sells jerky, smoked sausage, and.....EGGS!
These jumbo babies were about TWICE the size of a Jumbo Chicken egg.
Let me tell you, they were rich, golden orange, and delicious...Six bucks a doz.
I'm thinking that I may be ready to see if I can a try to host a 55 Night in 2 or 3
weeks. I'm hoping that I can!!! Thanks for being patient, thanks for stopping by,
and as always....Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

27 comments:

Brian Miller said...

nice...so you have a beautiful ass...that is a plus...and nice on the farmers market...we were at baseball games this morning otherwise that would have been perfect....great to see you pops...

Yvonne Osborne said...

Thanks for the weekly ass report. We spent the morning at the farmer's market too, but as vendors. And we sell beautiful eggs too, normal chicken eggs, but they're pretty big, as chicken eggs go. I've never had a turkey egg. I didn't know turkeys laid eggs....are you pulling my leg??

otin said...

Glad you're doing better G-Man!

hedgewitch said...

I love turkey eggs--and duck eggs, too, though they are a bit gamey sometimes. It's good to see your smiling face and hear your wise ass remarks--surely its wiser now after all those trials and tribulations, right? And whenever you're ready to 55, I'll be there with bells on. But make sure you get well first.

Mona said...

(hugs)

Heaven said...

Hi G-man ~ Great to hear from you again ~ Get well soon ~

hope said...

Glad you're out and about without a doctor following you. :)

Ass report, turkeys...there are so many political jokes yearning to break free, but you've been through enough, so I'll behave.

Glad you're back..we missed you!

Me said...

You sure did go to great lengths to get someone to say you had a beautiful ass...

Looking forward to a F55 when you are ready. xoxo

lime said...

"weekly ass wound progress report" yeah, our g-man is getting his sass back. good to see. i've baked with duck eggs but never turkey eggs. sounds interesting.

KB said...

So happy to hear you are doing better.

Missy said...

Galen Lee are you sure you're not wasting away? How are you really? Give me a call some time.

Many hugs sent your way boyo.

Missy

Akelamalu said...

I'm so happy to hear you're feeling better G. xx

the walking man said...

Brother I think that maybe you would want to change your sign off. Maybe "Have an ass gash free week-end" or something.

Just glad to see the new turkified you!

Evalinn said...

This is such great news, I´ve been pretty worried about you G-man. I´m so glad to see you´ve got your apetite back!

There´s no rush, we´ll still be here once you´re up to hosting your 55s again. Just make sure you keep getting better, one step at a time!

Myrna R. said...

Sooooo glad you're feeling better. You look good. Keep that kidk-ass attitude going and you'll be fine very, very soon.

TALON said...

They would make amazing omelettes, wouldn't they?

So glad that the healing process (though probably much slower than you would like) is going well, G. :)

Teresa said...

Glad you're feeling better! If you like those big turkey eggs, you should try my jumbo goose eggs or maybe a peafowl one. :-)

Mijayami said...

If I wasn't allergic, I'd love to give those eggs a try...

Glad to see you looking stronger -- I'm sure the gorgeous weather has been helping, too.

Keep up the good work & we'll be waiting with our 55's whenever you're ready.

Margaret said...

Glad to see you are back and sASSy as ever. We are all waiting patiently for you to get better.

Jeans 'n Tshirt said...

right now mr-g! yours is the only ass i am staying up dated on too!!
so glad your getting out and about!

Monkey Man said...

Glad you are on your fee, G. Hope you like donuts.

Secret Agent Woman said...

My brother told me recently that flesh-eating bacteria are much worse this year because of the warmer winter. Some cases I read about are just horrifying and I'm glad you are healing up.

Linda said...

'Em are some eggs. Glad you're feeling better.

my heart's love songs said...

you just want all the women thinking about your ass.... {smile}

so happy you're recovering ~ we miss ya!

Other Mary said...

YAY! :D

izzy said...

Wow ! turkey eggs huh?! duck eggs are great for baking but way too rich for me to eat without a stomach ache-So
try it carefully! Glad to hear you
are mending more!

Daydreamertoo said...

Hehe... there we go... the usual sense of humour we've all come to know and love... Keep on keeping on getting well again Mr G. We're all champing at the bit for you to get fighting fit... damn, I made that rhyme and didn't even intend to!!!
No-one better be kicking your ass for a while eh!