Monday, August 8, 2011

Ponce de Leon Tuesday.....






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OK...So we are all growing older by the second.
Why freak out about it? Embrace it gracefully
is what I say. To all the women that fight age
tooth and nail, here's what you have to look foreward
to....
Helen Mirren is 66
Raquel Welch is almost 70
Sophia Loren is 70 PLUS!!
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70 is the new 50!!!

I'm now off to get my beauty sleep!

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Musical Monday....




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Pink Floyd used to be called The Tea Set,
before calling themselves The Pink Floyd Sound.
Named after two Piedmont Bluesmen Pink Anderson
and Floyd Council!
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All of Pink Floyds founding members except for
Syd Barret, met while studying architecture at
London's Regent Polytechnic Institute in 1964!!
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On The Dark Side of the Moon's "Brain Damage",
Pink Floyd's road manager Peter Watts (Actress
Naomi Watts father), did the weird background
laughter.
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When the MGM Lion roars for the THIRD time at the
start of the movie The Wizard of Oz...Start playing
The Dark Side of The Moon! Some very strange
synchronicities between the album and the film
occur.
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The Dark Side of the Moon stayed on The Billboard
Music chart for 725 Weeks!!!

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BTW....Which One's Pink?

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Zodiac 160.....




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Don't be surprised if you think people are avoiding
you. They Are! The dry weather is making your skin
flake and shed like a snake. It's Gross! Just sayin...

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Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction in Exactly
160 characters? Yes?
Post it on your blog and go tell Monkey Man....Here!

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....




If he were to shake your hand, you would NEVER
wash it again. Sharks have a week dedicated to Him!
When he leads a horse to water...He makes them drink!
He is..... The Worlds Second most interesting man.
"I don't always drink Decaf, but when I do, I prefer
Tim Horton's.... Stay calm my friend".
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If you don't get this....Click HERE!!!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then Book!
So from the calmest host from coast to coast....
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!





Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Thursday Portrait.....







As many of you already know, I have an affection
for Absinthe! One of my customers just came back
from The Big Easy and brought me back some candy that
they thought I might like...Very thoughtful.
I already have a couple of bottles of The Green Fairy,
but now France makes a brand that for obvious reasons
I am considering ordering. hehehehehe
See you Thursday 8:00 PM EST

Monday, August 1, 2011

WAY TMI Tuesday......


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WARNING: Some of this stuff is GROSS!!
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Porpoises engage in group sex. And they have been known
to try and copulate with humans!
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The male paper nautilus octopus's penis detaches and
swims to the female to impregnate her.
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The male spiny anteater has a four headed penis...
But only two fit inside the female at once.
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The male penguin has only ONE orgasm a year!
(The female has more?)
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The Raccoon penis has a little bone in it that was once
used as a toothpick.
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The male Barbary Macaque must have the female yell
during mating in order to ejaculate.
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A Gorilla penis is a mere TWO inches long!!
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All Hail The Argentine Lake Duck...... Like the Pig,
it's penis is shaped like a corkscrew, AND it's 42.5 centimeters!
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The Northern Right Whale's testicles, each weigh 1,100 pounds.
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Chimps don't engage in foreplay, and copulation lasts 3 seconds.
(And your point?)
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Minks can do it for up to 8 hours a clip.
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Panda's in captivity are really hard to breed. They now give
the males Viagara, and show them Panda Porn.
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Mosquito's mate in Mid-Air...And for only TWO seconds.
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Hamsters and Gerbils can mate 100 times an hour.
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Generally speaking, wild animals Don't get VD!
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Ok...Enough of The Wild Kingdom...See Ya Tomorrow!