Monday, August 1, 2011

WAY TMI Tuesday......

WARNING: Some of this stuff is GROSS!!
Porpoises engage in group sex. And they have been known
to try and copulate with humans!
The male paper nautilus octopus's penis detaches and
swims to the female to impregnate her.
The male spiny anteater has a four headed penis...
But only two fit inside the female at once.
The male penguin has only ONE orgasm a year!
(The female has more?)
The Raccoon penis has a little bone in it that was once
used as a toothpick.
The male Barbary Macaque must have the female yell
during mating in order to ejaculate.
A Gorilla penis is a mere TWO inches long!!
All Hail The Argentine Lake Duck...... Like the Pig,
it's penis is shaped like a corkscrew, AND it's 42.5 centimeters!
The Northern Right Whale's testicles, each weigh 1,100 pounds.
Chimps don't engage in foreplay, and copulation lasts 3 seconds.
(And your point?)
Minks can do it for up to 8 hours a clip.
Panda's in captivity are really hard to breed. They now give
the males Viagara, and show them Panda Porn.
Mosquito's mate in Mid-Air...And for only TWO seconds.
Hamsters and Gerbils can mate 100 times an hour.
Generally speaking, wild animals Don't get VD!
Ok...Enough of The Wild Kingdom...See Ya Tomorrow!


Heaven said...

ha..ha... your post made my day.

(i think tigers are also the same category w/ hamsters and gerbils)

thanks for these wild animal info...

from "grasshopper"

lime said...

bees do it midair and the queen flies off with the male's penis leaving him to crash to the ground and die.

Serena said...

Yep, way TMI, for sure.:-)


Brian Miller said...

now i must go ask her which of these she is refering to when she says i am such an animal...just continuing the TMI trend...

Mama Zen said...

I don't even know where to start!

Matt Conlon said...

Humans and dolphins are the only two species that have sex for pleasure.

secret agent woman said...

Kinda makes me glad I'm human.

MorningAJ said...

"The male Barbary Macaque must have the female yell
during mating in order to ejaculate."
Erm...... how can I put this?........ I think I know some humans like that. They live near me.............. Thin walls. Open windows. You know...........

TALON said...

Penises swimming solo, 1000 pound testicles...okay, my head is spinning now - lol!

5thsister said...

Oh dear God in heaven...forgive me for reading this post today. Wwayward penises (peni?), half ton testicals, a 4 headed twinkie? This is the stuff of nightmares!

Well, you did warn us. Next time I'll heed your advice.

Evalinn said...

U´re right. Some of it IS gross!