Friday Flash 55.....

 

A Chinese space capsule carrying 3 Taikonauts,

(as Chinese astronauts are called)

returned to Earth Tuesday wrapping up a 15 day mission.

The crew performed a variety tests while in orbit,

feasting on Hostess Twinkies and Orange Tang.

 Shitzhunot 10 space capsules immediately went on sale

at all participating Walmarts for $155.55!!!

 

 

 

If you or anyone you know has orbited the Earth,

or written a Friday Flash 55

Please come tell The G-Man

I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!

So from the most orbital host from coast to coast

Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Thursday Portrait.....

Hi Everybody....
This is the last three days of some of THE best incentives that I've ever seen
in my 26 years selling Chevrolets. So needless to say I've been Super Swamped
this week. I do have my 55 ready to auto-post tomorrow though. And I'm extending
to all an invitation to participate in the Friday Funfest. Please help out an overfed,
long haired, leaping Gnome, by penning me a story that has EXACTLY 55 words.
I hope to see you Thursday Night 8:00 PM EDST...C'mon, YOU can do it...:-)

Who Gives a Shit?

Hi Everybody...
It's a been a couple of weeks, and some things NEVER change!
Feel free to add any you like.

1). The Big Whoop about such a stupid name...Who Gives a Shit?

2). Paula Dean and her Deep South Mouth...Who Gives a Shit?

3). Yet ANOTHER Superman remake...Who Gives a Shit?

Friday Flash 55.....

***************LE GRIFFON***************

Compared to the roiling, violent surface.
The slow eerie descent into the dark abyss of
Lake Michigan was serene. Six tons of Pottawatomie
furs snuggly stacked below deck would never reach France.
It's seven cannons silenced forever.
Silt swallowed the hull, leaving only the upright mast to beacon
it's final destination.


After 334 years, divers finally think they have discovered where the
Griffon may have sunk. Rights and claims by France have slowed down
announcing the find publicly. I say Finders Keepers.. Fuck France!!!
If you or anyone you know has found The Griffin or written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the Frogiest host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

Monday is TWO DOLLAR Double Butterburger night at Culvers.
They are usually so busy in the drive-thru that they tell you to pull
ahead and they give you a number.
Hey!!!! I didn't ask for that number.......
See you Thursday Night 8:00 PM EDST......I Hope!

Home From Fishing.....

Hi Everybody....
Theres a sleepy little fishing village on Saginaw Bay called Au Gres.
It's not very "Touristy" but it's right on the water.
My life long Friend/Frat Brother/Fishing Buddy Jim Shephard has a place
on a canal that leads out to the Bay. Jim invited me to wet a line with him
this past week-end, and as you can tell from the pics, we were successful!!!!
Walleye is what we were fishing for. They have to be 15 inches to keep, and
you are allowed 5 keepers apiece in your possession.
They second day's catch ran a bit bigger, with the largest fish being 24 1/2 inches
and it was almost 5 pounds! We threw many back and lost a few, so the action was
non-stop. He has a magnificent fishing boat and we were out about 3 miles in 38 feet
of water. The last pic is the fruits of our labor, about 20 pounds of Fillets.!!!
Whether you call them Walleyed Pike, Marble Eyes, Pickeral, Perch Pike, or
Sander Vitreus, they are without a doubt one of THE very best eating fish on
the planet!!!

Now we shall now return to our regular Blogging activities.....

Friday Flash 55.....

"Now listen punk. I don't trust you from 11:59 to Midnight,
but I'll give you one last chance".....

'OK I'll talk. The guy you want wrestles semi-pro. He's short
with a big goiter on his neck. He's good too, it's tough to get a
head-lock on him! He wrestles under the name...Lumpy Thorax'



Damn PUNKS!
If you or any Punk you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

Thursday Portrait.....

I just LOVE easy lunch decisions...hehehehe
See you all (I Hope) Thursday Night 8:00 PM EDST

Whats that you say? I'm early? It's never stopped me before!

Who Gives a Shit?

Hi Everybody...!!!!
I hope all is going well.
This weeks foray into insignificance was easy, add to the list please...

Coca-Cola's new bottle that is made out of ice...Who Gives a Shit?

Is Bruce and Kris Jenner headed for a divorce?...Who Gives a Shit?

Did Tyler Perry save OWN?...Who Gives a Shit?...(And Why?)

Thank You For Your Cooperation.....G-Man

Friday Flash 55.....

It's tough having a sibling that's brilliant AND famous.
Albert Einstein's brother Irving died penniless and obscure.
His postulate "Trichinosis as a Dietary Supplement" never
really caught on. And consider Confucius's brother Chin-tu-fat's
proverbs..."Girl who sit on jockey's lap, get Hot Tip." And
"Panties NOT best thing on Earth...But NEXT to best thing on Earth"!


Every family has a black sheep, and/or an idiot...hehehe
If you or any obscure sibling you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

Nestled among the White Peonies is my little cat Minnie.
The Pink Peonies (Paeonia suffruticosa) are close to being in Full bloom.
I visited our local treasure Homeboy BB-Q on the way home from work.
Six Jumbo Wings. a full box of Rib Tips, and two 1 litres of Frostop Root Beer....
$15.55...!!!! It's food for two for two days.
See you Thursday Night 8:00 PM EDST....I Hope!

Worlds Most Dangerous Jobs.....

News Flash!!!!!!!!!

With Commercial Fishing and Logging still clinging to the Number 1 and 2
spots on the list respectively, a newcomer has emerged and is threatening to
'crack' the top of the chart....Eating Catherine Zeta-Jones' bipolar pussy it seems
causes stage 4 throat cancer!!!
(Hey, I didn't make this shit up, it was on Yahoo!!)
So, if anyone out there is faced with the task of performing cunnilingus on
Catherine Zeta-Jones, please note that you have been fair warned.

You may now return to your regular Blog Surfing activity.......

Who Gives a Shit?

Hi Everybody...!!!
Even though some of these are repeats, they STILL get on my last nerve!
Fell free to add to my list of weekly yawns.

Amanda Bynes and her wacky ways...Who Gives a Shit?
The gender of Kim and Kanye's child...Who Gives a Shit?
Michelle Bachman choosing NOT to run for re-election...YAY!!!!
(ooops, I meant, Who Gives a Shit?.....Hehehehehe)

Carry On......