Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Worlds Most Dangerous Jobs.....







News Flash!!!!!!!!!

With Commercial Fishing and Logging still clinging to the Number 1 and 2
spots on the list respectively, a newcomer has emerged and is threatening to
'crack' the top of the chart....Eating Catherine Zeta-Jones' bipolar pussy it seems
causes stage 4 throat cancer!!!
(Hey, I didn't make this shit up, it was on Yahoo!!)
So, if anyone out there is faced with the task of performing cunnilingus on
Catherine Zeta-Jones, please note that you have been fair warned.

You may now return to your regular Blog Surfing activity.......

8 comments:

Helen said...

... you know I love this

Brian Miller said...

umm...thank goodness i am safe...
what an insane pic of those loggers too....

Mama Zen said...

I'm safe, too!

lime said...

omg.....yer killin' me here....

Akelamalu said...

Michael didn't say it was from eating CZJ's, it could have been any of the NUMEROUS women he's been associated wit. ;)

Margaret said...

Hmm. Looking at the photo of the loggers, I think the danger is in how STUPID they are! I mean, really - No other place to sit?

As far as Douglas... I will for a long time always think of this when I see him BUT it is something to think about. STD's are no joke and my husband sees teenagers who come to the ER with all kinds of crap... And oral sex is so popular. I guess I need to have ANOTHER "talk" with my oldest kids now ;P (I can hear them now - "really, mom, we KNOW) ha ha

So maybe it is a good thing it is a bit of a headline...

(I did get a good chuckle out of the title and to where it led - and yes, felt guilty :)

Fireblossom said...

I'll let you know what my research shows!

Jason Villegaz said...

Being able to acquire an income protection is a wise thing to do if you have a dangerous job.