Thursday, April 18, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....



...............................YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE..............................

You are not feeling your best today. But that's OK, prunes are on sale.
Your Lucky Number is 2.
Refrain from Popcorn, Peanuts, and Gerbils.
Avoid travelling to maximum security prisons....And Greece.
Don't go off half-cocked flying by the seat of your pants.
And remember to always....Cover Your Ass!


Sorry, I get this same puckering feeling every year about Tax Time!!!
If you or anyone you know is puckered or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the  most Taxing Host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!
(Don't kick TOO hard)

25 comments:

razzamadazzle said...

I have to say, the goats are great for my taxes! Mine is HERE.

Margaret said...

With the amount we pay in taxes, we should get to vote at least 10 times! Don't get me started...

Encouragement

TALON said...

lol - it definitely is that pain-in-the-ass time of year, G! :)


My 55: Topsy-turvy

Janna said...

You had me at "prunes".

And possibly also "gerbils".

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

Alice Audrey said...

I'll have know I got my taxes in early, and I never eat gerbils on Fridays. :)

Mine is up

Helen said...

Not bad .......

VIRGO (that would be me)

Analytical
Observant
Helpful
Reliable
Precise

Happy Friday 55, G-Man

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

Horoscopes crack me up. As if 1/12 of the world's population should all refrain from travel or gerbils or whatever on the same day! Oh, and they'll all fall in love with a good-looking stranger, too.

Hm...maybe I should go check my horoscope!

Jet Plane

hedgewitch said...

The first line cracked me totally up. And then you really *rammed* the rest of your wisdom down my throat, till I felt quite sheepish. I've gotten so poor I don't have to pay taxes anymore, but I still have to file. Go figure.

I'm finally playin, with some morbid romance:

Stay


anthonynorth said...

Yuck! Taxes. Nice one.
You'll find mine here.

Lydia said...

Aw, G, you penned a love poem to the IRS. How sweet. You probably wish you could ram your return somewhere other than an envelope!

Do not be angry with me. I posted a poem early Thursday morning— unattached to any prompts— but just linked it to dVerse because it fits the prompt that was published there afterward. Since I was altering the title and linking to their prompt I got curious and ran it through word count. The damn thing is 57 words!!!
So close! Nearly The Unfathomable...

Akelamalu said...

You should write horoscopes regularly G! LOL

Jinksy said...

I stay silent on the subject of taxes - I used to help collect them! But I don't mind speaking up about other things HERE

Illsa Gorrey said...

I'm baaaaack, and I have what I think is a fun one for you.
The Mystery of the Tadpole

Mr. Charleston said...

Puckered? You need to eat more prunes.

The Sky Is Falling

Yvonne Osborne said...

I look at it this way: It's what we pay for the privilege of living in an organized society. It's the patriotic thing to do. To add to your list, cover your head and watch for falling objects: Faith or Reason

hope said...

You crack me up....which is more than I can say for the IRS. (Um, they don't have a direct line to you, do they?)

Mine's up. Happy weekend!

Linc said...

IRS be damned... and I don't subscribe to horoscopes. I'm a Pisces and we're not superstitious.

Here's mine this week: Heartstrings

izzy said...

Not a fan of tax time- but at least we are supposed to get a refund!
I am an Aries and my 55 goes back to Easter!
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2013/04/ff55-41913-once-upon-easter.html

Vanessa V Kilmer said...

My father, niece and mother are all Aries. I am extremely taxed.

Flash 55 - Visual Vexations

Grandmother said...

You get my weekend started right with a good laugh. Made me think of another incident in my life that made me smile years later. I'll try once again to post the link journeyintoelderhood.blogspot.com/2013/04/the-talk-fridayflash-55.htmlhere. Otherwise, please click on my name and it's journey into elderhood.

RNSANE said...

I can't believe I still had to give a donation to the Feds, even though I only get SS and a half pension!!! At least, I can count on you for a good laugh. My 55 is at:

http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2013/04/friday-flash-55-harper-ann-vukasinovic.html

Helen said...

Something to lighten the day ... well at least he always brightens mine!

link _words

Mama Zen said...

Hey, where's my horrorscope?

Melissa Bickel said...

Galen...come now boyo, surely the tax man doesn't cause that much rumbling in the tumbling :)....

They are your friends, you like the tax men hahahahah okay I'll stop

Sending some love your way.

Melissa Bickel said...

Galen...come now boyo, surely the tax man doesn't cause that much rumbling in the tumbling :)....

They are your friends, you like the tax men hahahahah okay I'll stop

Sending some love your way.