Britney Spears was seen leaving The Calvary Church in Thousand Oaks
California with a friend on Sunday, wearing an antique Doily, a black Micro-Mini,
and Peep-Toed Stiletto's. Asked if she thought her choice of attire was appropriate
for church, Britney replied... "You bet your big fat dick it's appropriate! And I'm sure
that Jesus enjoy's it when I sit in the front row. But I can't talk now, gotta piss!"
The stunned female reporter just stood there, mouth agape.
(I just love using the word agape.)
What do you think?
15 comments:
It's California. She is dressed quite conservative for Southern California.
To quote my hispanic conservative Roman Catholic (pre-Vatican 2 faithful, youbetcherass) grandmother, even a whore knows better than to walk into a church with a bare head.
Not sure what that makes BS, but maybe that doily she is wearing was supposed to be a chapel cap and she just brain farted...
GO FISH!
Oh, and I LOVE her response to the reporter. When evangelicals or fundamentalists try to talk to me, I stop them with my most "back the fuck up" expression and tell them to "get lost, I am more Catholic than the Pope". I DESPISE being prosthelytized to!!!! The Kingdom of Heaven IS NOT a friggin' timeshare!
well, i figure it's a start. not what i'd have my girls wearing to church but god looks at the heart more than the outer things.
yeah, I like "Agape" too.
Or was it agape (ah-gah-pay) being church? Nice doily!
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Remarks such as though make me appreciate that Ms. Spears is a public figure. Why do people think she is a dimwit? Those were some clever words! Brittney Bitch Forever! (Just don't sing it, Brit.)
OOPS, remarks such as those.
She's got a potty mouth.
FYI peeps....I may have paraphrased a bit on what Britney actually said. Hehehehehe
To paraphrase an old joke, I wonder if she was sweating while she was in church?
... somehow I KNEW you stretched the truth a bit... as every good Christian does :)
It was those shoes that got you! open toes! Whooeee-
Oh that girl does have her problems, so it's not too much of a stretch. Made me laugh though.
Er...I kind of think your title from your previous post title is appropriate here. Just sayin'...
Really? Really? She goes to church then talks like that?
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